Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 42166 times)

Jman · « **Reply #135 on:** April 13, 2006, 08:29:06 PM »

Then, a massive lightning strike struck the SSB plaza.

Zelda: That was cool. Back to action! *keeps fighting Sonic, much to Peach's dismay.*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #136 on:** April 13, 2006, 10:35:04 PM »

Peach: *sigh* Will you all ever stop?
Suddenly, Krystal (StarFox o_0) punches Peach in the face.
Peach: IT'S ON GIRL!

Kojinka · « **Reply #137 on:** April 14, 2006, 01:29:30 PM »

Link: I think we're going a bit overboard with the crossovers. :/

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #138 on:** April 15, 2006, 07:37:21 PM »

*someone throws a Pokeball and Celebi pops out* Celebi: Umm... why am I here?!?! *dissappears*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #139 on:** April 16, 2006, 02:21:31 AM »

Peach: Awwww! Pokemon are so cute! I want Pikachu!
Ash: He's mine, Peach. You can't have him.
Peach: *threatens Ash with a parasol* Give me the pokemon.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #140 on:** April 16, 2006, 06:13:13 AM »

Pikachu: Pika! *zaps both of them*

Kojinka · « **Reply #141 on:** April 16, 2006, 04:55:17 PM »

Peach was burned crisp, but Ash hardly had a scratch on him.
Ash: Pikachu, you'd think after zapping me so many times, I'd be used to your electric attacks.
Pikachu: Pi! *slaps head* (Translation: Duh!)

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #142 on:** April 16, 2006, 11:12:35 PM »

Misty: Go, Starmie! *Throws Pokeball*
Mario: Ack, I'm sick of this crossover! Nearly everyone here has a Pokemon!
Ness: I wanna join in!
Misty: Do you even have a Pokemon?
Ness: Yep! Go, Magikarp! *Throws Pokeball*
Ash: AHAHAHA!
Wario: ROFL!
Ness: Magikarp, Hydro Pump!
Bob the Magical Pokedex: Magikarp and Hydro Pump are not compatible.
Ness: Surf!
Bob the Magical Pokedex: Magikarp and Surf are not compatible.
Ness: Slam?! -_-
Bob the Magical Pokedex: Magikarp and Slam are not compatible.
Mario: *laughing* Try Hyper Beam, loser!
Ness: >_< Hyper Beam, then...
*Everyone gets blasted with Hyper Beam*

Kojinka · « **Reply #143 on:** April 17, 2006, 08:30:36 AM »

Everyone glares at Mario.
Peach: *cough* He better not-
Mario: Now raise it so it'll evolve into Gyarados.
Peach & Luigi: Doh!
Luigi rushes to his older brother and starts shaking him by the overalls.
Luigi: Can't you keep your fat-a mouth shut for one a-minute?
Luigi keeps shaking his brother till buttons on Mario's overalls snap apart.
Mario: (glaring up at Luigi while trying to hold his overalls up) I'll deal with you later! (leaves)
Wario: You know, I'm-a really glad he was a-wearing that-a-shirt.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #144 on:** April 17, 2006, 09:29:54 AM »

Zelda: And were really glad you are wearing *cough* clothes *hack* now.

Kojinka · « **Reply #145 on:** April 17, 2006, 02:47:58 PM »

Wario: What's-a that a-supposed ta mean, missy? *flexes biceps*
Waluigi: They mean you're even more of an ostaf than Mario!
Wario: ???

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #146 on:** April 17, 2006, 04:18:15 PM »

Peach: Even more of a teacher?
Wario: A'wat?
Peach: Ostaf is teacher in arabic.
Waluigi: How would you know?
Peach: I'm intelligent and you guys know what?
Waluigi and Wario: What?
Peach: You guys aren't. *laughs and squeals*

Kojinka · « **Reply #147 on:** April 17, 2006, 05:15:21 PM »

Zelda: *whispers to Peach* Uh, Peach, try spelling 'ostaf' backwards.
Peach takes some time to think
Peach: Oh! Yeah, that I can't argue with.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #148 on:** April 17, 2006, 06:01:05 PM »

Peach: That's so totally true.
Wario: What'a are you'a girls talkin about?
Zelda: Oh nothing, just that you are a
Zelda and Peach: A FATSO!!!
Waluigi: Why you little-
Zelda and Peach: AHHHH! *the girls run from the kcits guy*

Jman · « **Reply #149 on:** April 17, 2006, 06:50:02 PM »

Mario and Link blocked off Waluigi from the girls.

Mario: If you lay one hand on either of them, we'll go old school SSB on your tail!

Link: Don't make me use the Quake Medallion or the Master Sword on you!

Waluigi: All right, Wario! Let's show these two a thing or two or three! We challenge you to a tag team match! If you lose, we get the girls! If we lose, we will wear tight pants for a week!

All: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!

Waluigi: All right, fine. We will wear dresses and makeup for a week!

All: Even worse!

Waluigi: Fine! We will leave SSB for a week!

All: Yay!

Link: It's on!