Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 41989 times)

Masher101 · « **Reply #15 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:40:11 PM »

Fox: *Grabs lightsaber thingy* Heh, time to rock and roll!
Link: Oh yeah? *link grabs one* I dont think so!
Fox: Yaaaahhh!
*They start fighting*

Meanwhile...
Peach: DIEDIDEIDEDIEIDIEDIEIDIEIDIEDIEIDIEIDIE
Roy: AhhhHHHh! shes gone mad!
Peach: heh heh heh...
*Peach picks roy up by the coller*
Roy: uhh... pea- *cough cough* peach... let... me... go!
Peach: Never! *picks up toad*
Toad: What are you doi- *peach slams toad into roy* >SLAM!< OMG MY FACE IS BLEE- >SLAM!< Ahh! *peach tosses toad away* AHHhhhhh!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #16 on:** January 17, 2006, 05:50:04 PM »

Peach: omg, I'm so darn warn out. I can't go on. Hey Roy, can you take care of Mario?
Roy: YOU ASK ME NOW!??!?!?!
Peach: yes
Roy: Well, okay. MARIO, BECAUSE YOUR PRINCESS TORTURED ME, I'M GONNA TORTURE YOU!!!

Masher101 · « **Reply #17 on:** January 17, 2006, 06:23:02 PM »

Mario: Mama meia! *they run around franticly*

Meanwhile...
Fox: Ok, this is starting to get boring *shoots link in groin*
Link: aghh! why does this always happen to me?!
Fox: because you have a sign that says "Attack Here" on your groin!
Link: uhh... oh...

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #18 on:** January 17, 2006, 06:27:36 PM »

Link: ooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!

Samus Aran: serves you right, idiot

Masher101 · « **Reply #19 on:** January 17, 2006, 06:33:36 PM »

Link: well, this may help *gets a cup* Heh Heh
All: .... *Stares blankly at link*
Link: ? what?!
Mario: Uhh... link? you know, that thing makes you look... uh, not so good... uh... Samus? can you burn that thing?
Samus: Sure *charges gun*
Link: O.o wait!, hold up! dont shoo-
Samus: >BAM!<
Link: .... *dies*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #20 on:** January 17, 2006, 06:38:04 PM »

Peach and Zelda: YOU STUPID MEN!!!
Zelda: MY LINKY-POO'S DEAD!!! MARIO, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!
Peach: *with renewed energy* I'LL HELP YOU!!!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #21 on:** January 18, 2006, 03:56:24 PM »

Mario: *grabs a Super Mushroom, stomps and knocks away the girls* Ha ha! That counts Peach, Zelda, and Samus.

Kojinka · « **Reply #22 on:** January 18, 2006, 04:24:52 PM »

Zelda: Nice going, fatso! Who's gonna save me from the evil pig now?
*Ganondorf enters*
Ganondorf: Did somebody say 'evil'? All shall fear, for Ganondorf is here!
Zelda: *groans* Oh, no.
Mario: *kicks Ganondorf aside* I'm not-a fat, Zelda, I'm just-a big-boned.
Peach: DIE! *whacks Mario with beam sword*
Mario: What? Peach, what if-a Mr. Turtle kidnaps-a you, like he usually does?
Peach: Thought about it. Luigi needs some golden moments under the spotlight too.
Ganondorf: Oohh Owch

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #23 on:** January 18, 2006, 04:28:54 PM »

Luigi: I'a sure do! I'm tired of'a saving imaginary princesses!
Mario: You man Princess Eclair was fake!?!?!?
Luigi: She wasn't fake, just a fantasy...*dazes off*
Peach: This clowns not gonna save me! I can kick Bowser's butt myself!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #24 on:** January 19, 2006, 04:54:19 PM »

Mr. Turtle: Hey! I'm supposed to be in the AC Forums! *goes to them and sleeps*
Mario: *grabs Invisibility device* Where am I? *sneak attacks everyone* Ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh!

Masher101 · « **Reply #25 on:** January 20, 2006, 07:52:32 AM »

Mario: *yelling* This stadium is boring, can you guys change the level?
Anoucer: sure, which stage do you want?
Mario: Uhhhh... how bout I let somone else decied
Anoucer: Ok... who do you want to answer
Link: Oh! ME ME! Please!
Mario: Uhhh.... I choose...
Link: Come on mario!!!
Mario: Samus!
Samus: allritey, I choose...
Link: Hyrule! Hyrule!
Samus: Brinstar Depths!
Link: NOOOOOO I hate that level...
*Chage stage to brinstar depths*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #26 on:** January 20, 2006, 04:19:56 PM »

Samus: now, time to beat some male butt!
Mario: Now'a why would you'a want'a to do that?
Samus: Just because...HI-YAH!!!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #27 on:** January 20, 2006, 04:25:08 PM »

Mario: *dodges attack, grabs and swings Samus around* Welcome to-a Mario's Super Smashing Carnival! I think this ride is too tough for you. *let's Samus fly off into the heavens*

Masher101 · « **Reply #28 on:** January 20, 2006, 05:00:03 PM »

Fox: I think you've done enough damage for one game *kicks mario in the chest*
Mario: .... That didn't hurt...
Fox: Probly because your so fat!
Mario: Shut up about my weight!!!
Fox: naw, Its fun
Mario: (enraged) DIEEEEEE
Fox: whaaaa?
Mario: *grabs fireflower* YAAAHHHHHH!!!
Fox: ohh...
Mario: >Blip<
Fox: Ahh! >FWOOSH!<

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #29 on:** January 20, 2006, 05:02:13 PM »

Fox: A boo-boo! Mommy! *runs off crying*
Mario: *stares*What ever. *grabs Bowser, who entered, and wings him aroung, just like on Super Mario 64*