Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 42163 times)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #150 on:** April 18, 2006, 11:53:22 AM »

Pikachu: Pii! *zaps Wario and Waluigi from behind*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #151 on:** April 23, 2006, 05:28:37 PM »

Mario: *finds a Pokeball on the ground* What's-a this? A Japanese doughnut? *opens it and Latios pops out* All right! My turn! *Latios uses hyper beam to blow up the arena, sending everyone to the Game and Watch level* Hey! It's-a raining wrenches, and I'm-a off a-duty!

Kojinka · « **Reply #152 on:** April 23, 2006, 07:32:32 PM »

Link: *whispers to Luigi* At least he was able to find some new overalls.
Luigi: *whispers back to Link* Those look a-dirty to me. As if a-those were ones he wore three days in a row.
Link: Eeeeeewwww.
Luigi: I second that.

Kojinka · « **Reply #153 on:** October 15, 2006, 12:04:48 PM »

Mew hovers in and uses its psychic powers to pull Wario's and Waluigi's pants down (they're wearing tight pants underneath their regular pants)
Mewtwo: Mew, you prankster! *picks up beam sword* Prepare for a beating!
All exept Mewtwo and the Warios: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
Wario: Enough with the Star Wars references.
Mario: Get out of here so we can a-see without-a bleeding eyes!
Waluigi: Never!
TMM: I've had enough of this! *poofs the Warios to Earth circa Pikmin era*

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #154 on:** October 15, 2006, 05:52:09 PM »

Fox drops down out of nowhere and says, "If your gonna be Luke, than I'm Han. Right, Falco?"
*Falco walks in with a chewy costume.*
"Ugh, do I have to wear this?" Falco explains that Fox has been watching Star Wars non stop for 49 hours.
Mario: "I've had enough of this Star Wars crap. And Falco, Chewy can only groan!"
Falco: "Oh yeah. Ugwaghhhhhh!"

Meanwhile...........

Wario: "So I get to eat Pikmin now?"
Waluigi: "I think I just stepped on some little guy with a space helmet."
Captain Olimar: "@#$%! You stupid %$&%&!"
Wario Bros.: "What a potty mouth. He used two '&'s' in one word! Now that's bad!"

Kojinka · « **Reply #155 on:** October 16, 2006, 03:29:12 PM »

Olimar and his pikmin are poofed to Super Smash Bros.
Mario: What's the space-a man doing here? He's-a not a smasher!
TMM: Not that we know of yet. Master Hand, growth ray!
MH: What are you talking about? I don't have a growth ray.
TMM: THEN GET TO WORK ON MAKING ONE!!!11
Olimar: How did I get here anyway?
TMM: I poofed you here.
Olimar: Any later then that fat*** would've eaten my buddies. I'm very greatful.
Red Pikmin: (Why couldn't my misery had ended there?)
Olimar: But how am I gonna kick the snot out of you guys when you're like 100 times bigger than me and the Pikmin?
TMM: Master Hand's working on a growth ray as we speak.
MH: I am?
TMM: YES YOU ARE!! I can cast a temporary growth spell on you and the Pikmin, Captain. You'll be slightly bigger than Pikachu for one day.

Jman · « **Reply #156 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:45:11 PM »

Luigi: First the Pokemon were initiated, and now any Tom, Dick and Harry thinks they have what it takes to be a walk-on smasher!

Homer Simpson: Hey! This isn't Comiskey Park!

*Warner siblings crash through the wall*

Wakko: We're here!

Yakko: Wakko, I don't think we're in California anymore!
Wakko/Yakko: *Both notice Peach* Helloooooooo, princess nurse!

Luigi: See what I mean?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #157 on:** October 16, 2006, 08:58:33 PM »

Suddenly, everyone who ever existed crashed through the walls and demanded to be put into the new Smash Bros.

Mario: I've had just about enough of this............

Pico: Blam teh Mario!111! newgrounds pwns!

Mario: THAT'S IT!!!!!

*Mario charges up a huge fire ball in the palm of his hand. He tosses it into the crowd of people and disintegrates Pico, as well as 2/3 of the world's population. A huge nuclear mushroom cloud created from the blast sends destruction around the Earth/mushroom Kingdom/whatever*

Wario: Geeze, Mario you really need to learn how to control your anger.

*Mario calmly punches Wario's head off*

Wario: What a jerk. That hurt like heck!

Jman · « **Reply #158 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:09:39 PM »

Random SSB fan: Dang, I was hoping for the cast of Punky Brewster vs the cast of Full House! And now Thomas Edison vs Thomas Jefferson vs Giant Gary Coleman will never happen!

Mario: Thank God you didn't work on this game! Those are worse ideas than a game with a goomba as the hero!

Luigi: Or the next Mario Party!

Sonic: Or a sequel to Shadow The Hedgehog!

Mario: Or that horrible revival of "Get Smart!"

Waluigi: I don't know, I kinda wanted to see Giant Gary Coleman fight Giant Todd Bridges.

Donkey Kong: I'm pretty sure no one knows who anybody you just mentioned is.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #159 on:** October 16, 2006, 09:48:04 PM »

*Everyone who Jman just mentioned actually survived the blast*

Coleman: Yeah! That nuclear blast mutated me! I'm 8 feet tall! Taste my boot, sucka!

*Everyone watched in horror as the boot of Gary cam crashing down on.......................*

(Who is Gary going to squash?)

The Chef · « **Reply #160 on:** October 17, 2006, 02:27:04 PM »

*Gary Coleman lands on Ken, prompting Ryu to launch a Hadouken at him*

Rob-Bert: Last I checked, this was Super Smash Bros., not M.U.G.E.N.

Man-Frog: But I wanted to be in the next fight. :(

Rob-Bert: What the crap are you doing here!?

Jman · « **Reply #161 on:** October 17, 2006, 05:41:43 PM »

Yakko: Song break!

Warners: We're here to smash and also for the cash!

Wakko: I hope that I can smack you good with my hammer bash!

Yakko: My wit of steel will leave you laughing long enough to strike!

Dot: My ultra natural cuteness is a weapon that I like!

Warners: The world of Nintendo is a place we love to be! And we have wanted to fight here since 2000 and 3!

Yakko: Sooooooo, I would like to fight the main man, Mario's his name!

Wakko: I'd like to see if Kirby can beat me at my own game!

Dot: I want to have a cuteness contest with the other girls!

Warners: But everybody knows that she's the cutest in the world! We'd like to smash and bash and crash and wail loud all night long, just give us two more seconds and we'll finish up this song!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #162 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:34:45 PM »

*Wario looks at Wakko*

Wario: Hey.....he kinda looks like a baby.........COME HERE, I'm gonna eat yeah! I'm higher than you on the food chain! Get in mah bellyyyyyyy! *I want my baby back ribs.* *smack!*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #163 on:** October 17, 2006, 06:42:09 PM »

Pit: I'm here to rid you all of the evil crossovers!

Wario: Who are you?

TP Link: That's Pit.

Mario: Who'a are you?

TP: I'm Link. Remembers? Termina Bay?

Wario: Link wears tight white stockings!

TP Link: Hey! Watch it fatso!

Zelda: Revival of the ostaf.

The Chef · « **Reply #164 on:** October 17, 2006, 07:11:56 PM »

Mattie the Little Flame: You know, maybe we could join in the fight Rob.

Rob-Bert: I refuse to join in the fighting until the creator of the thread changes the name of the thread. Especially since I initially came here to see Mario and Link duke it out. Not see a bunch of folks from all over everywhere invade the stadium.

Mattie the Little Flame: That and you can't fight to save your life.

Rob-Bert: >:(