Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 41984 times)

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #45 on:** February 01, 2006, 05:07:21 PM »

Mario: *sends an e-mail to Peach saying he wants to fight again so he can beat her*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #46 on:** February 01, 2006, 05:45:26 PM »

Peach: *blocks his e-mail address* There! Now only my friends can come through and not my boyfriend!

Kojinka · « **Reply #47 on:** February 01, 2006, 06:52:20 PM »

computer: Your message could not go through
Mario: ? ? ? *sigh* I'll never understand women.
*Signs up at MKMSN HotParakarry under the name: Oiram Igiul*
Mario: She'll never know! :P

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #48 on:** February 02, 2006, 03:50:30 PM »

Peach: Now I need a new boyfriend! *whines*

Kojinka · « **Reply #49 on:** February 02, 2006, 06:57:11 PM »

Bowser: *crashes into Peach's room* A new boyfriend eh? I bet you'll regret saying that in a few moments! BLEAHAHAHAAAA!! *Bowser's minions surround Peach* Who's gonna save you now?
Peach: Mario will if he truly loves me!
Bowser: Dang! WELL I'LL KIDNAP YOU ANYWAY!
Peach: *rolls eyes* Here we go again.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #50 on:** February 03, 2006, 06:17:52 PM »

Peach: *hits Bowser with her frying pan* Don't-You-Ever-Touch-Me-A-Gain! You-hear-me? You-here-me? Huh? HUH???
Bowser: *gets up again* Now you'll get it!
Peach: *rolls eyes* Now I know Mario doesn't love me...LINK! ROY? MARTH!?!?! Help me defeat this moron!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #51 on:** February 04, 2006, 05:07:16 PM »

Mario: *eating chips and dip at home*
Mario's Mom: You better clean your room, young man!
Mario: Uhh. I'm-a going back into Super Smash-a Bros. Melee. *goes back there*

Kojinka · « **Reply #52 on:** February 04, 2006, 07:24:21 PM »

*Mario enters Peach's room*
Mario: Get-a your grimy claws off the princess! *forms fire ball in hand*
Peach: You do care for me!
Mario: Ever since the day I first-a met you.
Bowser: BLAH-ha-ha-haaa!! I've read you in fanfiction, and you're pathetic!
Mario: But I still kick your butt in-a them!
Peach: He's got you there.
Bowser: Uhhh.... *sticks plunger in Mario's mouth* Ha! You don't want to know what was in the toilet the last time I stuck that thing in! *runs off*
Mario: *muffles* *tugging at plunger*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #53 on:** February 05, 2006, 04:44:57 AM »

Peach: *pulls the plunger out of Mario's mouth then hugs him* You do care for me!
Mario: Yes'a I do!
Peach: *still hugging Mario**smiling*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #54 on:** February 05, 2006, 02:24:20 PM »

Mario: YOU SHOULDN'T DO THAT. I GOT CAPS-LOCK DISEASE.

Kojinka · « **Reply #55 on:** February 05, 2006, 03:43:24 PM »

*Dr. Mario appears and throws megavitamins for his plumber counterpart* *Mario swallows megavitamin and stikes a generic "power restored" pose*
Peach: *still clung to Mario* Oh, Mario.
Dr. Mario: *whispers to self* Oh, barf! Why do the plumbers and-a swordsmen always-a get the good action? *leaves*
~In Dr. Mario's room~
*Dr. Mario's assistant, Nurse Peach, enters*
Nurse Peach: Doctor, doctor, give me the news. I've got a bad case of lovin' you.
Dr. Mario: *to self* Now this is what I'm talking about!

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #56 on:** February 08, 2006, 10:17:26 AM »

Mario: Enough with-a the friendship. Are we gonna melee or are we-a gonna talk in-a fake Italian accents all day?

Ultima Shadow · « **Reply #57 on:** February 08, 2006, 03:11:11 PM »

Dr. Mario: Fake-a Italian accents-a rock.
Falco: Meh, this is like a bad soap opera.

Kojinka · « **Reply #58 on:** February 08, 2006, 05:57:11 PM »

Luigi: We can-a do both! *hits Mario square with up+b move* And it's-a not-a fake! Mario and I always-a talk like-a this!

Fox: *kicks Luigi* Yeah, you two are more like steriotypes.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #59 on:** February 08, 2006, 06:17:45 PM »

Peach: You guys accents are so cute! But...you...Mario...havent been giving you enough attention *looks sad*

ps. author note:
somebody finish this for me!