Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 41986 times)

Kojinka · « **Reply #60 on:** February 08, 2006, 08:28:41 PM »

Falco: What?! He gets more attention than most of us!
Fox: Yeah! Italian Boy can't stand to not be placed in a game for a long period of time.
Peach: I don't care! We're always there for each other!
Mario: Aw shucks. *blushes and kicks dust*
Luigi: *punches Mario* Hey! Don't-a steal-a my taunt!
female voice: Mario Mario, I have a bone to pick with you!
Mario: Huh, Pauline? Uh, swee- *slapped by Pauline*
Peach: Hey! Keep your sl**** claws off him.
Pauline: Back off, Fairy Queen! He's had this coming for 24 years!
Peach: Fairy Queen?! You happen to be talking to Princess Peach Toadstool!
Mario: I can explain-a everything!
Fox: *whispers to Falco* Wonder who the new chic is.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #61 on:** February 09, 2006, 04:37:51 PM »

Mario: Ah great. Look-a Peach, she's-a the original you! She's been in this-a business for almost twenty-a years! And what ever happened to-a the melee action? *charges and punches Fox, but leaves Falco alone.* Only reason you're still-a here is because-a you were right-a. This is turning into a soap-a!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #62 on:** February 09, 2006, 04:52:59 PM »

Peach: *flames at Mario like in SPP* I HATE YOU, YOU CHEATER!!! *beats Mario nonstop with her frying pan* Link! Zelda! My best friends, could you all please come and help me beat the cheater up?
Zelda and Link: Right here *smirking*

Kojinka · « **Reply #63 on:** February 09, 2006, 05:11:27 PM »

Pauline: Hey! He deserted me without saying a word! *pushes Peach out of the way and slaps Mario nonstop* When I'm through with him, you're next, Miss Prissy!
Peach: Why, you dirty b**ch! *Peach and Pauline scramble in catfight*
Fox: Now this is action!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #64 on:** February 09, 2006, 05:22:19 PM »

Daisy: *enters the scene* Well, Peach is a good lady and I'm through with Mario.
Peach and Pauline: *in unision* WHAT!??!?!?!
Peach: Mario, I shall torture you to your death!!! Pauline, I have no need for your help, man-stealer!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Link: I'm just gonna sit back and watch this fight with Star Fox *winks*

Kojinka · « **Reply #65 on:** February 10, 2006, 07:07:21 AM »

Pauline: He was mine first! You're the boyfriend stealer!

Luigi: Daisy... and... my brother? NOTHING MAKES-A SENSE ANYMORE! *goes Smash Bros. on everyone*

Mario: *running from girls* What-a can I say? I'm a ladies'-a man!

Mushroom Mage: Now this my kind of soap *sits back with legs crossed midair*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #66 on:** February 10, 2006, 04:20:27 PM »

All of the smash bros melee girls: MARIO! YOU IDIOT!!! *beats him up*
Marth: This'll be good.
Link: I second that.
Roy: Lets just sit back and watch
*Marth, Link, and Roy laugh in unision*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #67 on:** February 11, 2006, 09:56:38 AM »

Mario: *returns with chips and hot salsa* Ugh, this is worthless. These girls are-a ragin' with-a anger! This'll be a good cat-a fight though. Who needs-a somein to liven up this party! *everyone eats while the girls fight.*

Kojinka · « **Reply #68 on:** February 18, 2006, 12:13:04 PM »

Samus: You men are horrible! Do you really find it entertaining to watch girls beat the crap out of each other?
Falco: Actually, yes.
*Samus nabs Mario's hot sause and dumps it on Falco's eyes (cruel, isn't she?)*
Falco: AAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Fox: You evil woman! You could've blinded my partner!

Jman · « **Reply #69 on:** February 18, 2006, 09:00:11 PM »

Falco: Partner??? PARTNER???? Are you implying...
Fox: What??? Oh , oh no! Oh heavens to ice cream, no!
Falco: You realize how close you just came to death, don't you?
*Fox gets hit on the head with a frying pan, courtesy of Peach.*

Falco: This is getting out of hand!
Peach: WHO WANTS SOME MORE OF THIS???!!!!

Falco: Now I know how Sonic the Hedgehog feels when Amy gets mad at him! Hey! What are you doing? Stay back! Noooooo!
*Gets whacked in the crotch during Peach's golf swing.*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #70 on:** February 19, 2006, 01:00:33 AM »

Falco: *moaning* Omigosh, Peach. You *moan* had to *moan* take it that far.
Peach: You were annoying me.
Fox: You attacked my partner! Here we go! *attacks Peach ferouciosly*

Jman · « **Reply #71 on:** February 19, 2006, 08:24:15 AM »

Mario: I-a thought Fox just got-a knocked out!

Falco: Oh...man...! I've never felt this much...pain!!!!

Kojinka · « **Reply #72 on:** February 19, 2006, 11:28:52 AM »

Peach: I'll show you pain, Mario! *hits Mario in crotch with aforementioned golf club* I love you, but this is for your own good! We're through.
Mario: *high pitched... like even for Mario* Mama-Mia! *keels over*
Marth: She doesn't mean all that she said. You know how women are.
Mario: *cough* Leave me alone. *tear runs down cheek*
Link: Don't worry about it too much, Mario. I've gone through this kind of stuff with Zelda. Peach will be back to her old self, and all of this will just seem like a bad nightmare.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #73 on:** February 19, 2006, 02:07:12 PM »

Peach: I heard that Linkie-, eh, Link *blushes*
Link: Woah, Peach, I'm taken. Uh oh *backs away*
Peach: ZELDA CAN HAVE MARTH! YOU'RE MY NEW BOO!
Link: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! *runs as fast as he possibly can*

Jman · « **Reply #74 on:** February 19, 2006, 02:11:51 PM »

Mario: Well, I was-a gonna ask, does Zelda beat-a the crap out of-a you too?

Zelda: Yes, I can throttle Link any day of the week! You should hear him! He screams like a girl!

Pauline: hey! I just heard Peach dumped Mario!

Zelda: *fries Pauline with her magic.*

Mario: I think I'm-a in love!