Author Topic: super smash bros fanfic (Read 41991 times)

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #75 on:** February 19, 2006, 02:55:20 PM »

Dr. Mario: *pops in, throws Super Vitamins at everyone, bringing everyone back to normal* You guys make-a me sick! What with all of the fighting and-a the noise! *Kid Icarus playing Cupid comes in and hits Dr. Mario in the buttocks, making him fall in love with Peach*

Kojinka · « **Reply #76 on:** February 19, 2006, 04:46:13 PM »

Dr. Mario: *sees Peach* Yeah, baby, yeah!
Mario: Hey, Doc, *holds his doctor counterpart by collar* Doesn't-a Peach have a nurse-a counterpart for you? Get-a with her. The princess is-a my girlfriend!
*The Mushroom Mage appears*
TMM: Jeeze, Pit. A little late for Valentines Day, don't ya think?
Pit: Just wanted to liven things up.
TMM: This is Super Smash Brothers! How much more lively can it get?*forms mysterious mushroom in hand and tosses it at Dr. Mario. Love spell is broken*
Dr. Mario: W-what? You can have the princess! Just don't ruin the lab coat!

Jman · « **Reply #77 on:** February 19, 2006, 10:18:07 PM »

Mario: You girlfriend stealing clone! Now I'll mess up your face!
*Pulls out sledgehammer.*

Dr. Mario: Ha! You fool! I am a doctor! I can easily heal myself!

Mario: Not if you're dead!
*Whacks Dr. Mario with sledgehammer 25 times.*
Mario: Fire nuke! *uncountable amounts of fire scorch Dr. Mario.* And now the grand finale, the Bowser toss into a collapsible building! *Does this, and building collapses, nuking everything within it.*

Link: Wow. That is one dead doctor.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #78 on:** February 19, 2006, 11:56:45 PM »

Cupid: One last late-valentines arrow! *shoots an arrow into Link's heart, making him fall for Peach*
Link: Peach *grabs her arm* Why darling, you are quite beautiful, aye?
Zelda: Hey Link! You cheat!
Mario: It's-a okay, Zelda. I'm available. *winks*

Kojinka · « **Reply #79 on:** February 20, 2006, 11:51:38 AM »

TMM: It's funny, but I can't allow such relationships to happen. *takes cupid arrow from pit and forms mysterious mushrooms in hands. Gives mushroom to Link and the Hylian is cured from love spell* Ugh! I'm too old and powerful for this.
Link: *punches Mario* Quit flirting with my girlfriend!
Zelda: *sigh* Men! *rolls eyes*
Peach: I second that!
Pit: Why didn't you give one of those to Mario?
TMM: He's not under any love spell. Italian boy's on his own

Jman · « **Reply #80 on:** February 25, 2006, 11:01:51 PM »

Mario: Holy carp! What's that?

Luigi: It's...oh my gosh, I don't believe it! It's...Master Hand!

Peach: I'll smash him too! Yaaaaaaaah!

Mario: Peach, no!

Master hand: Ah, so the little princess is the only one who his brave enough to face me? She is also the most foolish of you all! *smites Peach with one sweep of his hand.*

Mario: You picked the wrong girlfriend of the wrong guy to mess with, Master (beep!)

MH: WHAT??

Mario: You and anyone not watching at home heard what I said! Cause you know, the FCC blocks out the bad words on the TV, with a beeping noise.

Kojinka · « **Reply #81 on:** February 26, 2006, 05:19:55 PM »

MH: That was a retorical question, you fool! Now your pesky potty-mouth is gonna get what's been coming to you! *MH squeezes Mario*
Mario: Waaaaaaaaa! Mushoom Mage!
TMM: What do you want ME to do? My powers are only that of a smasher compared to his!
Mario: At least try somethiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!
TMM: And I thought your brother was a whiner!
Luigi: HEY!
TMM: Fine! I'll try! *Inserts Poison Mushroom into MH*

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #82 on:** February 27, 2006, 06:04:54 PM »

Napoleon Dynamite: We interrupt this topic to bring you this update. This topic is going off target with love affairs, when we should be watching good smash action. We now resume with your regular programming... *still on air* Are we off yet? Someone get me some nachos, gosh!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #83 on:** February 27, 2006, 06:08:57 PM »

Mario: Lets-a go back to-a melee!!!

*4 player melee*

Fox: Common!
Peach: Saaaa-weet!

Mario: *grows large*
Link: Ahhh...

FIGHT!!!

*Entire chaos melee*

Kojinka · « **Reply #84 on:** February 27, 2006, 08:40:51 PM »

Master Hand: *interrupts melee* AHEM! I had Mario in my evil grasp. And you end an interesting match? FOOLS! I AM MASTER HAND!!
The Mushroom Mage: Yeah, yeah, shout it to the heavens why don't you.
MH: QUIET! You're only a fanmade character! *MH resumes other match, and Mario is once again in his grasp*
Mario: Not agaaaaiiiinn!!!
Bowser: No fair! I've always wanted to do that to Mario!
TMM: *sigh* Here we go again. *gives MH poison mushroom once again. MH shrinks*
little MH: Curses!
Mario smirks and bites MH's index finger.
little MH: Yaaaaaaaaaoooooowwww!!! Why you pestering plumber! *shakes hand around, yet seeing as MH is just a disembodied right hand, he shook his entire body in pain* That was my shield-breaking finger!
Mario: Mmmmm!! Taste like chicken!
MH: *grows back to normal size whining* *sniffle* Is it bleedin?
Mario: How do you think I should defeat him?
TMM: Well, normally, I'd suggest that one weapon of yours, but seeing as Master Hand doesn't have a nose, I don't think it will have any affect on him.
Mario: Dang! And I love that weapon. So what should I do instead.
TMM: Beat the crap out of him! It's Super Smash Brothers for crying out loud! Or better yet, are you hungry?
Mario: *drools*
TMM: I'll take that as a yes. I'll disable him, and you know what to do.
A few moments later a satisfied Mario powerfully belches after a great meal of chicken flavored Master Hand.
Mario: Good plan, Mushroom Mage. Can I use that secret weapon on Bowser next time he kidnaps Peach?
TMM: Just be careful. I've heard the gas associated with that weapon can be flamable. *to audience* Now that Master hand has been eaten, we will now return to our regularly scheduled match.

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #85 on:** February 28, 2006, 05:00:24 PM »

Mario: What's this button do? *turns the trophy button on*
Falco: You eediot! Know we are surrounded by floating troph... *is crushed by Pan*
Mario: Now this is what I call a setting! *jumps off of an Arwing trophy and super punches Fox*

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #86 on:** February 28, 2006, 05:03:51 PM »

Fox: Owww!
Mario: Whoops!
Fox: I'M NOT A DARN TROPHY!!!
Mario: My bad |-o
Fox: That's all you have to say?!??!?!!?
Mario: a-Yeah.
Fox: *shoots Mario* I bet that's not all you'll have to say next time.

Kojinka · « **Reply #87 on:** March 09, 2006, 08:31:48 PM »

Mario: Gaaaaahhhh!! Why are the men getting their groins-a shot?
Fox: Cause it's funny!
Mario: *throws fireball at Fox's crotch* Funny now?

MetalMario · « **Reply #88 on:** March 10, 2006, 04:22:42 PM »

roy: this is outta hand! (gets punched) GAH!(starts rampanging)gah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mario and everyone: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Jman · « **Reply #89 on:** March 10, 2006, 11:23:39 PM »

And coming up next, our grand match for the SSB title! Bowser vs Mario vs DK vs Luigi in a Super Smash Brothers fight to the finish!