Author Topic: Imaginary Topics (Read 18950 times)

Glorb · « **on:** April 21, 2007, 06:25:49 PM »

Okay, now that I think of it, this is a dumb idea, but whatever. Think of weird ideas of topics that would (hopefully) never be made, like, say, the Toenails topic. Who knows, maybe they'll become real topics one day?

The Chef · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2007, 06:52:23 PM »

I think you would've been better off making a "General things that'll probably never exist" thread.

Kojinka · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:18:27 PM »

"Click here to see Michael Jackson!!!11!!"

Area 64 · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:34:55 PM »

The Topical Topic: Discuss Ointments Here!

Masher101 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2007, 07:45:07 PM »

Mario: The Evil Bread 2
It's twice as breadier!!

Suffix · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:09:32 PM »

As a Brilliant Question, Get an Enlightening Answer

Masher101 · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2007, 08:17:51 PM »

I R GHEY!!!1!1!11!!!!111!!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #7 on:** April 21, 2007, 09:23:54 PM »

Wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!! Part 2. Courtesy of Mario Maniac.

Toad · « **Reply #8 on:** April 21, 2007, 10:57:20 PM »

The Anit-Topic: Don't Post Here

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2007, 12:04:32 AM »

The TYPO topic: Misspell your imaginary topic titles here!

The Chef · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2007, 07:52:20 AM »

The THREAD Thread! Oh wait, that already happened...

Masher101 · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:18:46 AM »

tHE cAPS lOCK tHREAD: sAY eVERYTHING wITH cAPSLOCK oN!!

Glorb · « **Reply #12 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:23:20 PM »

Quote from: Masher101 on April 21, 2007, 07:45:07 PM

Mario: The Evil Bread 2
It's twice as breadier!!

The Evil Bread 2: Bread by Dawn. Hey, I should make that!

Masher101 · « **Reply #13 on:** April 22, 2007, 01:32:48 PM »

Dang... XD. I just said that being that a lot of people don't want a sequal... XD

BP · « **Reply #14 on:** April 22, 2007, 10:18:42 PM »

The Meaningful Topic!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #15 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:02:30 AM »

The Religion Thread: Hate each other here!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #16 on:** April 23, 2007, 04:45:03 AM »

A Mario Story: You Add NO Sentences to the Tale

Masher101 · « **Reply #17 on:** April 23, 2007, 06:50:09 AM »

Hahaha... Nice one NintendoExpert.

Thee Mispelin Thred: Shoe everyboddy you can't spel!

Glorb · « **Reply #18 on:** April 23, 2007, 12:33:11 PM »

Ye Olde Maegicke Dyscussione Topycke: Fore Thy Dyscussione Of Wytches

Toad · « **Reply #19 on:** April 23, 2007, 02:02:11 PM »

The THREAD topic: Discuss Yarn Here

The TOPIC thread: Discuss Ideas for topics Here

Masher101 · « **Reply #20 on:** April 24, 2007, 06:33:31 AM »

I Got Banned Thread!: Try and post, even though you're banned!

Glorb · « **Reply #21 on:** April 24, 2007, 10:20:54 AM »

Ha, that's a good one.

Masher101 · « **Reply #22 on:** April 24, 2007, 03:21:38 PM »

Thanks

Rule Breaking Thread: Break The Rules, Ya' Moron

Robert · « **Reply #23 on:** April 25, 2007, 09:58:19 PM »

The DEEZER thread: talk about Deezer here!

Save the Banned people: a petition to bring back whoever was banned.

Masher101 · « **Reply #24 on:** April 26, 2007, 06:27:15 AM »

The Idiot Thread: Be A Complete Idiot

Glorb · « **Reply #25 on:** April 26, 2007, 09:16:37 AM »

We already had several, several threads like that.

Masher101 · « **Reply #26 on:** April 26, 2007, 03:39:50 PM »

Oh... really?
Hah...

Glorb · « **Reply #27 on:** April 27, 2007, 09:37:45 AM »

The Imaginary Topic: This topic does not exist!

Masher101 · « **Reply #28 on:** April 27, 2007, 04:14:41 PM »

The Imaginary Topic... 2!: This one doesn't exist either

(Yes, I was out of ideas)

The Chef · « **Reply #29 on:** April 27, 2007, 07:39:36 PM »

The Topic: This is a topic.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #30 on:** April 27, 2007, 07:59:21 PM »

Jman · « **Reply #31 on:** April 27, 2007, 10:12:49 PM »

The Smack Bowser with a fish topic: if you don't get it, I'll come hit you with a tack hammer cause you're a retard.

Glorb · « **Reply #32 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:49:17 PM »

The Ointment Topic: Discuss all manner of topical cream here!

Area 64 · « **Reply #33 on:** April 28, 2007, 12:56:28 PM »

Poll: Which phone book brand is thicker?

The Revolving Door Topic: Once You're in, You Already Find Yourself Going Out!

Mario meets Grey's Anatomy

Masher101 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 29, 2007, 02:23:05 PM »

The Locked Door Topic: When you go in, You... stay... in.

Robert · « **Reply #35 on:** April 29, 2007, 04:02:56 PM »

Imaginary Topic: it doesn't exist!

Masher101 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 29, 2007, 05:42:10 PM »

The LEGO Topic: Talk About LEGOs Here!

Area 64 · « **Reply #37 on:** April 29, 2007, 06:52:14 PM »

Actually, that wouldn't be a bad idea...

Glorb · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2007, 07:47:23 AM »

Quote from: Robert on April 29, 2007, 04:02:56 PM

Imaginary Topic: it doesn't exist!

Didn't I just make that joke, like, ten posts back?

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #39 on:** April 30, 2007, 12:44:59 PM »

The "how to better spend our free time" thread

Masher101 · « **Reply #40 on:** April 30, 2007, 03:42:59 PM »

Meh... I can't think of anymore that wont get me banned...

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #41 on:** April 30, 2007, 08:03:22 PM »

Quote from: Boo Dudley on April 30, 2007, 12:44:59 PM

The "how to better spend our free time" thread

Did I just get censored?

Anyway, How about the "Kero Kero Vs. Chuckola Challenge"?

Masher101 · « **Reply #42 on:** May 01, 2007, 07:04:19 AM »

I think you did.

I Think You Did Thread: Think, Man, THINK!!

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #43 on:** May 01, 2007, 09:42:06 AM »

Quote from: Masher101 on May 01, 2007, 07:04:19 AM

I think you did.

I Think You Did Thread: Think, Man, THINK!!

Well I don't now what the moderator thought I meant but it must definitely wasn't that. C'mon does anyone watch King of the Hill?

Glorb · « **Reply #44 on:** May 01, 2007, 10:42:17 AM »

What was it originally? I mean (and I'm not starting a fight here), if it were actually offensive, you'd have probably gotten banned.

Masher101 · « **Reply #45 on:** May 01, 2007, 05:39:20 PM »

banned? Harsh... I would settle for murder. MURRRDERRRR. Just kidding...

OR AM I?

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #46 on:** May 01, 2007, 08:55:52 PM »

It was a joke they had where they're catfisting instead of catfishing. where'd they put all this crap, witch in itself is another joke, on their forearms and wait for the fish to bite, then the would make a fist to catch it.

I realize as I wrote this, explaining it isn't funny but I felt I had to explain what it was.

Masher101 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:25:27 AM »

Uhm... okay... that's... nice...

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:29:03 AM »

You know it.

Masher101 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:30:25 AM »

Yeah, I do

The Froot Loops Thread: Talk About Cereal.

Glorb · « **Reply #50 on:** May 02, 2007, 11:41:20 AM »

The Fruit Loops Thread: Talk about Hot-Wheels track loops coated with fruit here

Masher101 · « **Reply #51 on:** May 02, 2007, 04:04:51 PM »

Nice one Glorb.

The Chess Thread: PLAY CHESS!!

Glorb · « **Reply #52 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:29:47 AM »

The Chest Topic: See how quickly this gets locked!

Boo Dudley · « **Reply #53 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:54:16 AM »

The "who else is going to ignore my topics?" topic.

Hangs head in shame.

The Chef · « **Reply #54 on:** May 03, 2007, 04:10:29 PM »

The Thread: This is a thread.

Masher101 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:42:27 PM »

Too late TheChef. XD!

Robert · « **Reply #56 on:** May 03, 2007, 09:59:08 PM »

Tales from the Lavatory: your memorable experiences from inside the Bathroom.

Help! I can't get past the first goomba in SMB! (posted in game help)

Poll: Are you white n' nerdy?

Glorb · « **Reply #57 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:58:49 AM »

Secret Identity of the First Goomba: An Overanalysis

omg did u here of teh minus wrlod in smb?!

Masher101 · « **Reply #58 on:** May 04, 2007, 03:36:20 PM »

OMG!1! THs GAM IS SOOo STOOPID!! I CANT GT PASSD THE FRST LVL!!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #59 on:** May 12, 2007, 06:23:48 PM »

Quote from: Robert on May 03, 2007, 09:59:08 PM

Tales from the Lavatory: your memorable experiences from inside the Bathroom.

Hahahahahahahaha! That's funny! XD

Masher101 · « **Reply #60 on:** May 12, 2007, 08:19:24 PM »

Toilet humor... The most clasic of all humor.

MAMA LUIGI?: The Thread about YouTube Poop

Glorb · « **Reply #61 on:** May 13, 2007, 07:27:04 PM »

The Poop Thread: I'll get Banned For This!

Masher101 · « **Reply #62 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:22:40 AM »

The Pointless Topic Two: More Pointlessness

Ya' don't need two...

SushieBoy · « **Reply #63 on:** May 14, 2007, 02:59:27 PM »

The INTERNET MEME thread: Discuss Zero Wing's Engrish and Peanutbutter Jelly Time! Here!

PS: That MAMA LUIGI thread would pwn, Masher :D

The Chef · « **Reply #64 on:** May 14, 2007, 06:04:53 PM »

The Chuck Norris Thread: You can't post here because this much awesome will kill you.

Robert · « **Reply #65 on:** May 14, 2007, 09:19:09 PM »

Quote from: Masher101 on May 14, 2007, 06:22:40 AM

The Pointless Topic Two: More Pointlessness

Ya' don't need two...

Believe it or not, it's actually been done (and locked)

Here's a couple:

The "I've been fed bread by Deezer" support group

Post in this thread to be banned!

Other uses for mayo?

Masher101 · « **Reply #66 on:** May 15, 2007, 07:03:20 AM »

Ouch... that got locked pretty quick

And another YouTube Poop fan ^.^

The Monkey Thread: Discuss Monkeys Here

*cough*

The Chef · « **Reply #67 on:** May 15, 2007, 01:51:35 PM »

The Lizard Thread: Discuss lizards here.

The Dude Thread: Discuss dudes here.

The Bird Thread: Discuss birds here.

The Person Thread: Discuss people here.

The Chef Thread: It's all about ME!

Area 64 · « **Reply #68 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:17:07 PM »

The "The Thread Thread" Thread: Discuss the Thread "The Thread Thread" Here!

Glorb · « **Reply #69 on:** May 15, 2007, 02:42:32 PM »

The Glorb Thread: Worship me here

Masher101 · « **Reply #70 on:** May 15, 2007, 04:08:27 PM »

Random Guy: All hail Glorb...
Masher101: Hey! That's not Glorb!
Glorb: *Mask falls off to reveal he's The Chef"
TChef: Uh-Oh... *gets mauled by random bears

whos maro?: seriosly, whoz thu maria?

Glorb · « **Reply #71 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:41:43 PM »

Yes, everyone knows The Chef's desire to be me, as well as his weakness against bears.

The Chef · « **Reply #72 on:** May 15, 2007, 06:59:21 PM »

Now you're making up facts about me, Glorb. I hope this doesn't mean we're a couple. :S

Jman · « **Reply #73 on:** May 15, 2007, 09:42:37 PM »

Now there's a thread.

The Touchy Subject Thread: offend everyone here!

The Mario Thread: Discuss Mario like a whole forum dedicated to him doesn't already exist.

The Jman Thread: Come here to see that one picture that people keep bringing up when they joke about me when I'm not here.

Masher101 · « **Reply #74 on:** May 16, 2007, 06:40:38 AM »

GASP!! How'd Jman find out?!

V Imaginary Topic V

what do i do?: i dont know what to do.

Glorb · « **Reply #75 on:** May 16, 2007, 09:51:31 AM »

Look, I just like making up facts. I think I'm awesome, but that doesn't mean I make up facts about me. Astronauts don't do that sort of thing.

The Chef · « **Reply #76 on:** May 16, 2007, 01:43:17 PM »

I thought you were a football-playing king in space.

Glorb · « **Reply #77 on:** May 16, 2007, 03:09:54 PM »

Let me guess...SpongeBob SquarePants reference?

Masher101 · « **Reply #78 on:** May 16, 2007, 03:28:24 PM »

Exactly. Come on, SpongeGar isn't THAT bad.

The Chef · « **Reply #79 on:** May 16, 2007, 05:39:03 PM »

All the episodes aired after the movie are crapola. What's even more annoying is the fact that they were made before the movie but saved for afterward. This is evident because the movie's style itself is closer to that of the newer, crappier episodes than the the older ones, which angers me to no end.

Masher101 · « **Reply #80 on:** May 16, 2007, 06:03:06 PM »

Lol. That was funny. Now, back to the title!

Four Wii-Motes for sale... 4$...
(In the White Mushroom House)