Author Topic: Mario Bloopers - Submit your own (Read 19508 times)

SushieBoy · « **Reply #45 on:** May 02, 2007, 06:35:25 PM »

Mario and Yoshi walk up to a weird ! switch. It had a sign which read "DO NOT PRESS."

Mario: Hmmmm... *presses button*

*Yoshi immediately cathes fire*

Mario: Uhhh, Yoshi, are you okay?

*Yoshi rolls on the ground back and forth*

*Mario takes out his phone, and dials a number*

Mario: Hello, Aquafina? I need a jug of water ASAP, what? Oh, I can hold.

(Four to six weeks later)

Mario: (Still on hold) Hey, guys can someone at least lick my friend clean here? He's in a bit of a pickle.

plz rat an coment.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #46 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:07:54 PM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on May 02, 2007, 03:33:36 PM

I find Randy Solem quite unfunny. His flashes aren't that great when compared to others. I've seen much better from people like Nate Johnson, Alvin Earthworm, El-Cid, etc.

I did enjoy the Rise of the Mushroom Kingdom series, that is, until the fourth one came out. He destroyed the serious tone of the first few and the entire series in general by peppering farts all over it. That's when I just stopped going to VGDC (plus that website is overflowing with ads).

And he's hypocritical. Most of his flashes have the most perverted themes and excessive swearing, but if anyone submits fan art that uses swearing he censors it, saying "remember this is for the kiddies." WTD.

Masher101 · « **Reply #47 on:** May 02, 2007, 08:43:47 PM »

Meh, I enjoyed the entire RoTMK series, but I haven't seen any other things by him.

Jman · « **Reply #48 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:17:55 PM »

Wario: What's this thing? *picks up a shot put*

A bowling ball? Sweet!

*heads off to the local bowling alley.*

Wario: Now to bowl a strike! *drops the shot put on his toe.*

Matty_G33 · « **Reply #49 on:** May 02, 2007, 10:32:06 PM »

Can't we get to the main point?

If you did see ROTMK, you should see Arnie's Misadventures.

Masher101 · « **Reply #50 on:** May 03, 2007, 06:47:55 AM »

XD... Okay, I'll try.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #51 on:** May 03, 2007, 03:43:41 PM »

Quote from: Matty_G33 on May 02, 2007, 10:32:06 PM

Can't we get to the main point?

If you did see ROTMK, you should see Arnie's Misadventures.

They suck.

Yoshi-1up · « **Reply #52 on:** May 03, 2007, 05:55:31 PM »

Did you guys see him on G4TV's "Attack of the Show", its hilarious because he kept stuttering and mumbling and I don't know what the heck he's saying. He showed his Sonic flash, and no one laughed *fart* And the guy pwns him hardcore if you notice it. "So you went back on his movies and gave him all 1's and you gave yourself 5's" "So Newgrounds provides you with your wardrobe and your hosting" he says he basically said he copied someone else's work(mario action flash) And theres more funny stuff if you watch it. xP
He even tries to be funny by saying "hi mom!" but interrupts the guy (good timing LOL)

http://www.videogamedc.com/Video/vgdcaots.wmv

Masher101 · « **Reply #53 on:** May 03, 2007, 08:40:18 PM »

Hah, that's funny. Poor Randy...

Matty_G33 · « **Reply #54 on:** May 03, 2007, 10:47:19 PM »

...uhhhh....main point!

Masher101 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 04, 2007, 03:41:57 PM »

Huh? Okay...

Blooper One: Mario starts and has three lives. He walks foward, and dies because of the first goomba.
Blooper Two: Mario starts and has two lives. He walks foward, and jumps over the first goomba, but falls though a random pit.
Blooper Three: Mario starts and has one life. He walks foward, jumps the first goomba, dodges the pit, then jumps up and hits a block with his head. He dies from brain damage.
Blooper Four: Mario starts and has no lives. He jumps the goomba, dodges the pit, doesn't hit a block, goes all the way to the end, and jumps onto the pole. He forgets to grab on and falls 400000 miles to the ground and dies.

Game Over.

Yoshi-1up · « **Reply #56 on:** May 04, 2007, 10:33:00 PM »

Mario kicks a shell and Luigi comes out with a black eye and then they both start raving to daftpunk.

Kojinka · « **Reply #57 on:** May 05, 2007, 09:36:27 AM »

Is that what happens in Mario's Mistake 2 or whatever that is called?

Yoshi-1up · « **Reply #58 on:** May 06, 2007, 01:21:34 AM »

30 things happens lol shwing

Jman · « **Reply #59 on:** May 08, 2007, 08:34:00 PM »

Mario: I need-a a mushroom! *punches a question mark block.*

Suddenly, he felt a great measure of pain. Someone had painted a steel block and fooled him.

*Mario notices he is bleeding, and his hand is limp.*

Mario: Mama mia!