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Luigalaxy

« on: May 20, 2008, 06:01:51 PM »
"Fix" peoples qoutes by twisting them into something else by editing the text.
I will double post to start.

Example:

"Example."

"OMG! INTENETS RAEP!"
« Last Edit: May 23, 2008, 01:29:24 PM by luigalaxy »

Luigalaxy

« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2008, 06:04:48 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 20, 2008, 06:01:51 PM
"Fix" peoples qoutes by INTERNET RAPEING them into a total ****** by editing the gayness.
I will post to start.

Example:

"You've got in trouble."

"Oh noes! You got trouble!"
Fixed.

jmdblazer

« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2008, 08:39:40 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 20, 2008, 06:01:51 PM
"Fix" peoples qoutes by making this post completely awesome, and it's awesome as long as it's fixed by me.
I will single post to continue.

Example:

"Example."

Fixed.

And if people are only fixing quotes, then where are all the quotes gonna come from?

(then again this very post might get fixed)
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2008, 09:48:28 PM »
Quote from: jmdblazer on May 20, 2008, 08:39:40 PM
Fixed.

And if people are only fixing motorcycles, then where are all the motorcycles gonna come from?

(then again this very power plant might get snorkeled)

Fixed.

I'd say that after you fix a quote, you just write a sentence or two. That keeps this tour de force going. Right?
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2008, 10:09:58 PM »
Quote from: Ambulance Y on May 20, 2008, 09:48:28 PM
Spayed or neutered.

I eat babies. That keeps this Rampage: World Tour going, n'est pas?

This very well may be topic of the day. Also, anyone who fixes this sentence will be cursed by the mummy's curse of the mummy.
every

penguinwizard

« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2008, 10:29:22 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on May 20, 2008, 10:09:58 PM
BAMBOOZLED IS THE BEST GAME EVAR! Also, anyone who messes with the 'do will get thrown all the way to Timbuktu foo'.
Um... Captain Planet.
You didn't say wot wot.

Luigalaxy

« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2008, 04:10:30 AM »
Quote from: penguinwizard on May 20, 2008, 10:29:22 PM
Um... Saddam Huessein.
Fixed. And lol to the mods for "fixing" the thread.
EDIT- Luigison gets credit for the "fixing".
« Last Edit: May 21, 2008, 01:03:41 PM by luigalaxy »

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #7 on: May 21, 2008, 06:36:07 AM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 21, 2008, 04:10:30 AM
Bork'd. And TTFN to the aliens for "borking" the thread.

Um... Uh... Erm... CHEESE ME!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #8 on: May 21, 2008, 01:08:14 PM »
Quote from: Ambulance Y on May 20, 2008, 09:48:28 PM
Fixed.

I'd say that after you fix a quote, you just write a sentence or two. That keeps this tour de force going. Right?
Quote from: jmdblazer on May 20, 2008, 08:39:40 PM
Fixed.

And if people are only fixing quotes, then where are all the quotes gonna come from?

(then again this very post might get fixed)
1.Correct
2. Fix the sentences that come afterward.

Linkin800

  • Choppy words and a sloppy flow
« Reply #9 on: May 21, 2008, 02:08:29 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 21, 2008, 01:08:14 PM
1.The sentence below is true.
2.The sentence above is false.

Which one is the is telling the truth?
Time is repeating itself. Why you say? Look at the Wii and NES and you'll know why.

Luigalaxy

« Reply #10 on: May 21, 2008, 02:24:07 PM »
Quote from: Linkin800 on May 21, 2008, 02:08:29 PM
Which one is the is telling you about pr0n?
OMG you talked about por... pr0n!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #11 on: May 21, 2008, 03:24:35 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 21, 2008, 02:24:07 PM
SMG is a good gam... gm4e!
Even with the message that the stars spell out?
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

jmdblazer

« Reply #12 on: May 21, 2008, 05:31:44 PM »
Quote from: CrossEyed7 on May 21, 2008, 03:24:35 PM
Even with the Llamas that the frogs spit out?
kinda random.

Here's my idea for this thread: when you fix a post, you reply to what they "said". that way there would always be something to fix. (we can't just talk about this thread forever)
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #13 on: May 21, 2008, 06:35:42 PM »
Quote from: jmdblazer on May 21, 2008, 05:31:44 PM
kinda GROSS MISUSE OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE

Here's my idea for this train wreck: moar secks scenes.

Iron Man could totally frohn Batman in a fight.
every

Luigalaxy

« Reply #14 on: May 22, 2008, 02:16:42 PM »
Quote from: Glorb on May 21, 2008, 06:35:42 PM
Iron Man could end up in the Batcave for messing with a cool guy named Batman.

Fixed.

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!
And, moar secks scenes= Uber WIN!

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead

« Reply #15 on: May 22, 2008, 05:47:30 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 22, 2008, 02:16:42 PM
Fixed.

C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-C-COMBO FAILURE
oh lawd is dis sum fried chiggin

Fixed.

á╚Σ╞⌂é☺☻•◘♠♦○◙
"MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN RICK ASTLEY SAID HE'D NEVER LET ME DOWN" - Cosbydaf

Linkin800

  • Choppy words and a sloppy flow
« Reply #16 on: May 22, 2008, 06:40:56 PM »
Quote from: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on May 22, 2008, 05:47:30 PM
Fixed.

I like to eat monkeys.

Translated/Fixed.
Time is repeating itself. Why you say? Look at the Wii and NES and you'll know why.

Luigalaxy

« Reply #17 on: May 22, 2008, 06:48:08 PM »
Quote from: Linkin800 on May 22, 2008, 06:40:56 PM
Transfered/Failed.

Fixed. Monkeys fall from the sky very nicely bcause of Epic Fail Guy

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #18 on: May 22, 2008, 07:20:48 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 22, 2008, 06:48:08 PM
Bam! Bizza-wow frizzlegizzle chicka-chicka-chicka freeow!


.
every

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #19 on: May 23, 2008, 02:36:15 AM »
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Luigalaxy

« Reply #20 on: May 23, 2008, 01:20:15 PM »
Quote from: CrossEyed7 on May 23, 2008, 02:36:15 AM
Honey makes bees.

? Thats backwards! sdarwkcab! stahT ?
And ˙ɹǝɯɯɐɥ ʇuɐıƃ ɐ ʎq pǝןןıʞ ƃuıǝq dn puǝ ןןıʍ dn sıɥʇ sǝssǝɯ ɹǝʌǝoɥʍ Translation: whoever messes this up will end up being killed by a giant hammer.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2008, 01:26:35 PM by luigalaxy »

jmdblazer

« Reply #21 on: May 23, 2008, 04:10:26 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 23, 2008, 01:20:15 PM
? It's mirrored! !derorrim s'tI ?
And ˙ɹǝɯɯɐɥ ʇuɐıƃ ɐ ʎq pǝןןıʞ ƃuıǝq dn puǝ ןןıʍ dn sıɥʇ sǝssǝɯ ɹǝʌǝoɥʍ Translation: whoever fixes this will be rewarded with a golden hammer.

Thank you so very much for that wonderful golden hammer!

p.s. I just learned how to write in spoiler text!
« Last Edit: May 23, 2008, 04:12:42 PM by jmdblazer »
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #22 on: May 23, 2008, 07:49:51 PM »
Quote from: jmdblazer on May 23, 2008, 04:10:26 PM
Thank you so very much for that wonderful golden ball-peen hammer!

p.s. I just learned how to write in spoiler bold text!

Who wants sum chowder?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2008, 08:14:45 PM »
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on May 23, 2008, 07:49:51 PM
Who wants som dying babies?

Fixed.

Man, I need to stop using political/big issues to fix quotes.

B-A-N-A-N-A M-A-N!

E-P-I-C F-A-I-L G-U-Y!

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2008, 09:22:34 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 23, 2008, 08:14:45 PM
Fixed.

Man, I need to stop using political/big issues to fix global warming.

B-A-N-A-N-A P-H-O-N-E!

E-P-I-C  G-A-M-E-S!
I feel so immature posting here, but what the heck, why not.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2008, 11:22:37 PM »
Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on May 23, 2008, 09:22:34 PM
I feel so immature watching The Wiggles, but what the heck, why not.

How did I sleep this long?
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Luigalaxy

« Reply #26 on: May 24, 2008, 06:50:39 AM »
Quote from: CrossEyed7 on May 23, 2008, 11:22:37 PM
How did become a winner for this long?

A Winner Is You!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #27 on: May 24, 2008, 08:40:10 AM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 24, 2008, 06:50:39 AM
A Weiner Is Ewe!
Another world awaits...and you're going.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #28 on: May 24, 2008, 09:07:58 AM »
Quote from: WarpRattler on May 24, 2008, 08:40:10 AM
Another world has fallen...to the Heartless.

Can you believe Carrie Underwood plays Nintendogs?
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

jmdblazer

« Reply #29 on: May 24, 2008, 09:26:08 AM »
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on May 24, 2008, 09:07:58 AM
Can you believe Nintendogs carry wood under plays?

They once carried wood under Phantom of the Opera.
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

Luigalaxy

« Reply #30 on: May 24, 2008, 12:26:30 PM »
Quote from: jmdblazer on May 24, 2008, 09:26:08 AM
They once carried *x*x under *x*x*x*x.


abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ `1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ ~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL;'ZXCVBNM<>?

Chupperson Wierd- WTMK: (HORRIBLE PUN WARNING!) It's smashing.

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #31 on: May 24, 2008, 10:27:53 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 24, 2008, 12:26:30 PM
Alphabet ALPHABET Numbers keyboard swearword SWEARWORD.

Chupperson Wierd- WTMK: (PLEASE STAND BY. THIS STATION IS UNDERGOING MATENENCE.) It's annoying.
WTMK really has to stop repeating the "Wario Conference" track every 10 minutes.

Luigalaxy

« Reply #32 on: May 25, 2008, 05:13:18 AM »
Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on May 24, 2008, 10:27:53 PM
WTMK really has to stop repeating the "Wario Conference" track every 10 seconds.

Fixed. Really.

Person A: What ever Person B says is false.
Person A: What ever Person A says is true.

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #33 on: May 25, 2008, 02:16:51 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 25, 2008, 05:13:18 AM
Not really fixed, in my opinion.

Person A: What ever Person B says is false.
Person B: What ever Person A says is true.

Actually fixed.
every

Luigalaxy

« Reply #34 on: May 26, 2008, 10:56:38 AM »
Thank you.
Quote from: Glorb on May 25, 2008, 02:16:51 PM
Actually killed.

hmmmm... needs moar weegee and moar secks scenes.

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #35 on: May 27, 2008, 10:12:13 AM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on May 26, 2008, 10:56:38 AM
Thank you.
hmmmm... needs moar wedgie and moar gory violence scenes.

Enjoi life moar.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #36 on: May 27, 2008, 02:37:17 PM »
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on May 27, 2008, 10:12:13 AM
Enjoie life les.

People these daus! Waht and thar no listenen!

Luigalaxy

« Reply #37 on: June 01, 2008, 08:33:51 AM »
Bump.

jmdblazer

« Reply #38 on: June 01, 2008, 10:23:16 AM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on June 01, 2008, 08:33:51 AM
Not much of a bump.

I hate sunburns.
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #39 on: June 01, 2008, 03:04:47 PM »
Quote from: jmdblazer on June 01, 2008, 10:23:16 AM
I hate Sunbun.
You are such an evil person.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #40 on: June 01, 2008, 03:15:14 PM »
Quote from: Metal_Slug_Mario on June 01, 2008, 03:04:47 PM
You are such an evil bread.

I'm kind of sweaty.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #41 on: June 03, 2008, 09:43:22 AM »
Quote from: Ambulance Y on June 01, 2008, 03:15:14 PM
I'm a kind of sweater.
Why aren't there any blue buttons on the Gamecube controller?
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead

« Reply #42 on: June 03, 2008, 08:16:02 PM »
Quote from: CrossEyed7 on June 03, 2008, 09:43:22 AM
Why the Gamecube controller on blue buttons aren't any there?

WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM
"MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN RICK ASTLEY SAID HE'D NEVER LET ME DOWN" - Cosbydaf

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #43 on: June 13, 2008, 08:54:50 AM »
Quote from: CrzyFlmngMnkyHead on June 03, 2008, 08:16:02 PM
HOLY CRAP THE GAME BOY CAMERA IS SO FRIGGIN AWESOME

Don't be so silly.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

jmdblazer

« Reply #44 on: June 13, 2008, 09:57:29 AM »
Quote from: CrossEyed7 on June 13, 2008, 08:54:50 AM
Don tbes osil ly.
I think Sunbun sounds like a delicious type of pastry.
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

Luigalaxy

« Reply #45 on: June 13, 2008, 01:52:56 PM »
FIX BORK'D... IS... BACK!!!!!

Quote from: jmdblazer on June 13, 2008, 09:57:29 AM
I think Suntart sounds like a delicious type of cake.

"Cause its nine in the afternoon,
your eyes are the size of the moon,
you could, cause you can, when you do!
(Rest of the song.)

Luigalaxy

« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2008, 02:07:51 PM »
Bump II

Kuromatsu

  • 黒松
« Reply #47 on: July 20, 2008, 03:36:13 PM »

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #48 on: July 20, 2008, 04:40:10 PM »
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2008, 02:47:36 PM »
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2008, 02:55:57 PM »
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on July 21, 2008, 02:47:36 PM
It's Super-Grover!

Corn, green peppers, chile... *sigh* onions... uh, hair...

California LAAAAY-DEEE! Won't you bring your love to me?
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Hacker Pikachu 25

  • Technicolor nightmare
« Reply #51 on: July 21, 2008, 08:14:24 PM »
Quote from: CrossEyed7 on July 21, 2008, 02:55:57 PM
Fish, chips, french onion dip... *pfffft* strawberries... uh, books...

La cucaracha! La cucaracha! Something,  Something,  So-me-thing?
These are not the droids you're looking for.. Begone!
Klonoa is the best game I've played YET!!!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #52 on: July 23, 2008, 11:59:13 AM »
Quote from: Hacker Pikachu 25 on July 21, 2008, 08:14:24 PM
You don't want to sell me death sticks.  you want to go home and rethink your life.

I'm not your boyfriendboyfriendboyfriend!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #53 on: August 03, 2008, 02:01:00 PM »
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on July 23, 2008, 11:59:13 AM
[Chowder quote] [/Chowder quote]

FAILURE!

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #54 on: August 04, 2008, 02:30:08 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on August 03, 2008, 02:01:00 PM
RATCHET AND CLANK FUTURE!

Cheezburger haz unyunz!  I duzzint liek unyunz!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #55 on: August 06, 2008, 08:59:53 AM »
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on August 04, 2008, 02:30:08 PM
Can I has cheezburger with unyunz?

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #56 on: August 07, 2008, 08:47:11 AM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on August 06, 2008, 08:59:53 AM
"BURIJJI KOUSATEN NO JUTSU!!!"

The subway was too crowded.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Luigalaxy

« Reply #57 on: August 07, 2008, 10:05:45 AM »
Quote from: Turtlekid1 on August 07, 2008, 08:47:11 AM
The subway was too desserted.

Desserted? You mean like cake?

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #58 on: August 07, 2008, 10:16:17 AM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on August 07, 2008, 10:05:45 AM
Not going to make a Portal joke.
Oh, lack of apples! Oh, lack of apples! Oh, lack of apples, lack of apples, lack of apples!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Luigalaxy

« Reply #59 on: August 07, 2008, 12:05:18 PM »
Quote from: CrossEyed7 on August 07, 2008, 10:16:17 AM
Oh, lack of giant apples! Oh, lack of giant apples! Oh, lack of giant apples, lack of giant apples, lack of giant apples!

There more like giant cherries...

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #60 on: August 07, 2008, 04:42:35 PM »
Quote from: luigalaxy on August 07, 2008, 12:05:18 PM
There be more candy, Flapjack!

Random bad CN show quotes are fun!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
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