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« Reply #15 on: May 31, 2008, 01:54:25 PM »
Depressing for me and awfully weird. He may exist in the Mario universe!
ROM hacking with a slice of life.

Glorb

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« Reply #16 on: June 02, 2008, 07:18:13 PM »
This is obviously a deep, nuanced, well-thought-out satire on American consumerism.
every

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« Reply #17 on: June 02, 2008, 07:29:56 PM »
I saw it as more of a neo-existential criticism on the individualism of modern man.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #18 on: June 02, 2008, 09:51:54 PM »
I saw it as sad.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2008, 11:10:48 AM »
I can't figure out if this is just terrible or so terrible it's awesome.
I think it's so bad that it's gone past being so bad it's good and being so bad it's bad back into being so bad it's good again.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2008, 03:51:28 PM »
Why is this in Forum Games?
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

« Reply #21 on: June 03, 2008, 05:00:23 PM »
Move to Fan Fics!

« Reply #22 on: June 03, 2008, 05:27:40 PM »
^(Fan Creations)

Sonic Sez:

That's no good!

goodie

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« Reply #23 on: June 03, 2008, 06:47:31 PM »
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« Reply #24 on: June 03, 2008, 08:20:29 PM »
I like it better when it's crappy.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

« Reply #25 on: June 04, 2008, 09:50:08 PM »
If this is a "forum game" then what's the game?
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

ShadowBrain

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« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2008, 06:39:43 AM »
Making fun of this, probably.
"Mario is your oyster." ~The Chef

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2008, 07:06:48 AM »
We could make a text RPG out of the Super Heartthrob thing.

>>You are in a high school cafeteria. At 8 AM, your rugged masculinity
>>is already exuding from your mustache and hat, intoxicating all females
>>present. What do you do?
>>
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Glorb

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« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2008, 11:02:13 PM »
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG I: The Great Underground Empire
Copyright (c) 1981, 1982, 1983 Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.
SUPER TEENAGE MARIO HEARTTHROB RPG is a registered trademark of Infocom, Inc.
Revision 88 / Serial number 90210

Cafeteria
You are standing in a high school cafeteria. The lunch line lies to the east, and to the west are some females.

>examine females


They seem to be intoxicated by the rugged masculinity exuding from your moustache and hat.

>make out with females


You attempt to force yourself upon a nearby specimen. Her reaction is swift and brutal.


***You have died***


Do you want to RESTART, RESTORE a saved game, or QUIT?

>
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« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2008, 11:08:43 PM »
Ooh! Ooh! Restart!
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

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