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Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #240 on: May 23, 2009, 01:07:39 AM »
I gasp in fear. My Baby Sauron could be in danger! Maybe I should use telekinesis to retrieve him, or try to punch the diaper golem as if it were King Hippo. I roll to see what path to take.
No! I don't want that!

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #241 on: May 23, 2009, 01:14:15 AM »
Jim dons his boxing gloves (which were in the same pocket of holding as the Plasmids) and runs up to the golem. He winds up, and...is sent to the ground. Maybe he shouldn't have telegraphed his attack...

Captain Jim

  • TwinklyMuffin
« Reply #242 on: May 23, 2009, 01:47:37 AM »
This time I roll for Plasmid use or advice from Doc Louis.
No! I don't want that!

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #243 on: May 23, 2009, 06:07:20 AM »
I look for a cat.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #244 on: May 23, 2009, 06:51:22 AM »
"Stop telegraphing your attacks! That's the same mistake every single one of Mac's opponents made!"

CrossEyed7 is still under attack from vampire-slave Turtlekid, so his search for a cat is severely hindered.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #245 on: May 23, 2009, 10:14:38 AM »
I continue in a featureless void.

Chupperson is the DANGER MASTER again, Warp can never be again for ignoring my look command.
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Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #246 on: May 23, 2009, 11:06:34 AM »
Baby Sauron's font of demonic power gushes forth destruction and the diaper golem explodes.
TEM meets a small frog in the void. The frog offers to teach TEM a new spell at the cost of his weapons.
Vampire flea summons forth a tiger to meet CrossEyed7.
That was a joke.

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #247 on: May 23, 2009, 11:55:59 AM »
I roll a die to see if I'm smart enough to tell if the frog is an enemy trying to unarm me before attacking.
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CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #248 on: May 23, 2009, 01:24:28 PM »
I find a cat!
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #249 on: May 23, 2009, 11:55:38 PM »
My scorpion posse and I get out of prison. We wander around for a while before seeing something shiny on the ground.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

WarpRattler

  • Paid by the word
« Reply #250 on: May 25, 2009, 12:04:18 AM »
(TEM, I didn't ignore your look command. I asked you, in a text adventure way, to clarify what you were looking at.)

Chupperson Weird

  • Not interested.
« Reply #251 on: May 26, 2009, 04:20:00 PM »
Rao and the Scorpions found a puddle of Terminator, and it prepares to attack.
TEM rolls a 4 which means the frog is a hallucination, but it teaches TEM the "hallucinate" spell anyway.
CrossEyed's cat takes a ride on his head.
That was a joke.

Rao

  • Arr! Ay! Oh!
« Reply #252 on: May 26, 2009, 04:25:28 PM »
I roll for initiative.
What's your problem, Cambodian?

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #253 on: May 26, 2009, 04:34:31 PM »
I stick a knife in an electric outlet.  It hurts like heck, but due to the current coursing through my body, the flea dies and I regain control of my mind.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

TEM

  • THE SOVIET'S MOST DANGEROUS PUZZLE.
« Reply #254 on: May 26, 2009, 04:36:43 PM »
I cast hallucinate on myself.
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