Author Topic: You get mad, you lose. (Read 9501 times)

cosmic_c · « **on:** March 25, 2010, 10:20:41 PM »

Title says it all, curse, scream, or any variation of YEAH WELL ___________ YOU! out loud and you lose.

I'll start.

MST3K isn't that good. Most of the jokes are really corny and have stupid puns. The sketches throughout the show are something a preschooler could of come up with. The theater scenes are long boring and all it is just once in awhile they speak over the movie, haha. The acting is horrible, the models look as if they came from a B- movie, and the jokes are very miss. I don't know how this lasted 10 years, but I'm just glad it isn't on any more. Hopefully the actors haven't got any new parts, for if they did, what they're in probably blewed.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:25:41 PM »

cosmic_c · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:27:26 PM »

Quote from: Lizard Dude on March 25, 2010, 10:25:41 PM

i dont get it..

Rao · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:31:50 PM »

your mother was a whore

cosmic_c · « **Reply #4 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:33:15 PM »

You might want to be careful, you might be breaking the rules.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #5 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:42:56 PM »

Clue: That's not a touch screen

cosmic_c · « **Reply #6 on:** March 25, 2010, 10:47:33 PM »

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #7 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:19:04 PM »

These topics make me mad.

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #8 on:** March 25, 2010, 11:34:53 PM »

penguinwizard · « **Reply #9 on:** March 26, 2010, 02:06:25 AM »

What Ranger Rick used to look like:

What Ranger Rick looks like now:

In case anyone can't tell, the atrocity is that they threw away their long heritage of hand-drawn illustrations and decided to change Rick and crew into ugly-looking CGI animals.
Original article I found the pics from for anyone interested.

cosmic_c · « **Reply #10 on:** March 26, 2010, 02:36:34 AM »

I still haven't lost, but.... HOLY _____ I HATE CGI!

WarpRattler · « **Reply #11 on:** March 26, 2010, 03:17:47 AM »

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #12 on:** March 26, 2010, 06:08:56 AM »

Quote from: Lizard Dude on March 25, 2010, 11:34:53 PM

I won.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #13 on:** March 26, 2010, 12:27:38 PM »

I think I've repressed him from my memory, so I'm not sure if I lost or not.

Pauly Shore interviewing a seal.

Glorb · « **Reply #14 on:** March 26, 2010, 01:37:25 PM »

Lil Wayne will always be better than KRS-One, and I have science to back it up.

Weegee · « **Reply #15 on:** March 26, 2010, 01:49:17 PM »

cosmic_c · « **Reply #16 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:03:49 PM »

You guys ever hear of Nostalgia Critic? He just reviewed Biodome.

coolkid · « **Reply #17 on:** March 26, 2010, 08:37:48 PM »

Any Metallica fan knows EXACTLY what I mean by this.

Rao · « **Reply #18 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:15:38 PM »

What Metallica fan?

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #19 on:** March 26, 2010, 09:19:11 PM »

Ronald P. Heindale

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #20 on:** March 28, 2010, 04:02:05 PM »

Weegee · « **Reply #21 on:** March 28, 2010, 05:20:00 PM »

I lost. Perhaps he'll be unbanned for a thirteenth birthday present.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #22 on:** March 28, 2010, 07:10:42 PM »

Sonic SatAM was cancelled because of Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers.

Also: Bat credit card.

iamthewalrus · « **Reply #23 on:** March 30, 2010, 06:57:57 PM »

I have officially made this the Nostalgia Critic thread, because I'm awesome.
DISCUSS

penguinwizard · « **Reply #24 on:** March 30, 2010, 07:26:50 PM »

Quote from: iamthewalrus on March 30, 2010, 06:57:57 PM

I have officially made this the Nostalgia Critic thread, because I'm awesome.
DISCUSS

Well, as long as you're doing that, I'll-- *gets zapped by lightning bolt thrown by Mako*

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #25 on:** March 30, 2010, 08:06:15 PM »

I lost, because someone is trying to derail my thread.

iamthewalrus · « **Reply #26 on:** March 31, 2010, 05:27:46 PM »

this reply is useful
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Glorb · « **Reply #27 on:** April 02, 2010, 11:13:08 AM »

The Nostalgia Critic seriously sucks ass and isn't funny.

And I'm not just saying that to fit in with this thread, I seriously believe it.

Seriously, he really sucks. Him and the AVGN and all those other dumb*** old-game-reviewing video series. They attract wildly undue popularity considering all any of them ever do is just scream at a TV screen for ten minutes about some old game you'll never play, but will then go on to say sucks anyway. Have any of you actually played E.T. the game? No? Well then shut the **** up, no one cares about your opinion on the matter. And you know what else? That whole deal about the E.T. cartridges being buried in the desert is an urban legend. It never happened, deal with it. You're not being hip or cool by saying old games suck, especially ones you've never played. You're just piggybacking on the popularity of some dumb*** on the internet who did it before anyone else. You can say Superman 64 is "hilariously bad" or "sad bad it's good" until your face turns blue. No one gives a [dukar].

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #28 on:** April 02, 2010, 11:34:32 AM »

It did happen, man.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #29 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:31:06 PM »

*hears TV in the next room* That frickin' Snuggle Bunny commercial with the electronic diabetes-inducing cute voice, the one that Jamster keeps playing. Man I want to shoot that bunny. Here it is if you want to have a listen. I don't care if it's adorable in France or Germany or whatever, it just rubs me the wrong way.

Oh god, I bet you anything it's going to be in the next Dance Dance Revolution and I'm going to be dancing to it because it sounds just like every other bubblegum pop song in that series.

As for you, Glorb... yeah, I lost at your post. But I do admit he seemed pretty mean-spirited for the "Lost In Space" review, especially with his "Mwa-mwa-MWAHHH". And I liked "Lost In Space". It wasn't memorable, but it wasn't as horrible as the other stuff he watches either. I couldn't sit through all of it, probably the one episode I had to walk out on. I was feeling the same way about his "Battlefield Earth" review even though that's a movie I'd probably hate anyway. Too much hate-laden yelling, not enough "you couldn't SPELL your name" overacting.
I don't care for AVGN's profanity rants either because it's way more disgusting than funny. What keeps me watching AVGN, rather, is the WTD faces and moments of speechlessness he seems to have a lot. Hard to top when he left a game on overnight for infinite lives, only to return and find his live counter topped out at six.

SolidShroom · « **Reply #30 on:** April 02, 2010, 01:52:34 PM »

You guys are doing it all wrong. I mean, 90% of the threads in "Not at the Dinner Table" manage to get a vein or two throbbing in my neck just with the name.

iamthewalrus · « **Reply #31 on:** April 21, 2010, 06:18:25 PM »

Kid Radd has been taken down.