PLAY AS LUIGI: Preheat the oven to 350 degrees F. First, you must finish the game twice in under 1 hour. Once you do this, all the water in Mare Bay will be replaced by hydrochloric acid. Suck the HCL into your FLUDD, go back to Delfino Plaza, and spray Peach with it. She will then throw a giant sausage at you. Pause the game. Here's where it gets tricky. Take your GameCube, put it in the oven for ten minutes and seventeen seconds, take it out, bring it to Charles Martinet, and have him say "I'ma Mario, I wanta da sausage!" [Note: you must do this all while keeping the GameCube plugged in.] Unpause the game. Mario will eat the now crispy brown sausage. Wait for awhile. Mario will eventually crap the sausage out. You will now control the sausage. Go to Pinna Park, ride the roller coaster while continously smacking your TV screen with a giant hammer for twelve hours, not a second less or more. Once this is done, Pinna Park will turn into a Simon and Garfunkel concert. When they get to "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover", wait until you hear the words, "Just drop off the key, Lee" for the 4th time, then smack your GameCube repeatedly with a giant hammer until it breaks. Take your memory card, put it in another GameCube, and turn the game on. Garfunkel will now have Luigi in a giant barrel filled with peas and onions. Have the real Paul Simon say to Garfunkel, "Now Art, you know you really don't wanna keep Luigi in that barrel of vegetables. Let him out. He ain't doing no harm to you." Garfunkel will then release Luigi. Luigi will eat the sausage, then say "I'ma still hungry." Save the game, reset, and repeat 3 more times. Luigi will now say, "I'ma so full. I needa to joga this weight off." Luigi will then go to the airport. "Press A to stop Luigi" will appear on the screen. After Luigi has jogged around 57.394 times, press the A button. Tatanga will come, pick up Luigi, tear him into 48 pieces, and scatter them around the levels. You will now take control of Mario again. If you can find all of Luigi's strewn body pieces in under ten minutes and bring them back to Tantanga at the airport, Tatanga will say, "My eye itches. I need some proper treatment." Go to Peach's butler and press Z+A+L+R simultaneously. After seven hours of this, he will say "Okay, take me to the airport." He will then follow you. DON'T take him to the airport just now. Go back to the hydrochloric acid in Mare Bay, and have the butler go in, burning all his clothes in the process. He will then ask for you to go back to the Mushroom Kingdom and retrieve his clothes. When you go back to the airport to hop in the plane, Tatanga's eye will have now turned into Bowser! He will attack the plane in midair, crashing down into Mare Bay. Except now, it's no longer HCL in the water, it's bikini-clad women! The butler feels embarassed without his clothes on in all of these beautiful ladies, so he steals Mario's. Mario is arrested for public nudity and is defended by the same stupid lawyer that made him lose his grafitti case. He is therefore sentenced to death by lethal injection. At Mario's funeral, his corpse rises out of the ground and reveals Zombie Luigi. Press down the Z key on all four controllers at once, and Luigi will be de-zombified. You will then play as Luigi in a fun mini-game where you can collect 7 purple coins in a 3 X 10 inch box.
NOTE: This only works in the Yiddish version.
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The Vatican rules can not be changed. So sayeth the spider.
-Queen Spider
Edited by - frostbite on 8/26/2002 12:13:44 AM
