Lakitu: And we're back to the first round! Where were we? Oh...now I remember! Mario, it's your turn again. Pick a category.
Mario: Hey, wait a minute...I remember you! You're-a that guy who's-a always-a trying to kill me! You're-a gonna die!
Lakitu: Oh crap! No! Stay back! (throws barrage of spiky shells at Mario) Whoa, was that ever close! Well, I guess Mario's out of the game. Therefore, it says here on this insurance form just handed to me that if Mario gets DQ'ed, Luigi will take his place. Luigi, come on down! Your the next contestant on the pri..I mean, Jeopardy!
Luigi: Thank you, friendly cloud man!
Lakitu: Now, pick a category, Luigi.
Luigi: I pick, videogame firsts for 400.
Lakitu: In Super Mario World, once you grab a cape feather, for the first time ever, you could do this...Luigi!
Luigi: feather dust the bad guy unitl he sneezed himself into a coma?
Lakitu: No. DK?
DK: Become one of the three Dancing Brothers? Gonna have a good time tonight! gonna have a good..
Lakitu: No! Why must you reference Homestar Runner on a Nintendo show? (beans DK and Luigi with Spikey shells.) Kirby.
Kirby: I'm gonna take a wild guess here, when you got the cape feather, you could fly?
Lakitu: yes! Correct! You get a cookie!
Kirby: Really?
Lakitu: No, it's just an expression.
Kirby: Dang! I'll take videogame firsts for 800 bucks.
Lakitu: You got our daily double! Now, for the oddest reason, our question is related to Homestar Runner.
Homestar (from crowd): This question is related to me? You mean, like a cousin or uncle?
Strong bad (from crowd): No, you morone! Shut up!
Lakitu: On to our question...who is the resident that eats the most crap in the Homestar Runner universe?
Homestar: There's a Homestar Runner Universe? You mean, like a whole planet named after me?
Strong bad: (knocks out Homestar with one of those awesome off the top rope moves of his.)
Kirby: Uh...
King of Town: Oh! Oh! I know! It's Strong Bad!
Strong bad: You're dead, old man! (takes out KOT)
Kirby: I think it's the...King of town?
Lakitu: yes! Yes! He got it! That's the end of our first round! We shall have some new categories in our second round! We'll be right back!
By the way, for anyone who doesn't like their favorite character acting stupid...this is meant to be entirely comic relief. I'm not trying to offend anyone or tarnish the good names of Mario, DK, Luigi, or Kirby.
KISS? What does that stand for, Koopas in short shorts? *Shudders*