Author Topic: Make up a fictitious disease!!!! (Read 7469 times)

mario_luigifan104 · « **on:** March 31, 2006, 06:41:55 PM »

I got to thinking about this thread where you can make up a fictitious disease of some sort. Be sure to put it's symptoms and what causes it and how to get rid of it as well. Have fun!

I'll start:
Koopa's Disease[/u

Caused by a long exposure to koopa's and battling them.

Symptoms:
Fever
Long Tail
Spikes on top of head
Brown Hump on back resembling that of a shell

This disease can be treated simply by avoding contact w/ future koopas and drinking lots of juice and eating vegetables.

MaxVance · « **Reply #1 on:** March 31, 2006, 07:48:27 PM »

Death
Symptoms: Loss of life.
Death can be caused by many things, including but not limited to severe injuries or other diseases.
Treatment: None.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2 on:** March 31, 2006, 10:27:38 PM »

The 12-Gauge Disease

Caused by reading to many of PaperLuigi's terrible stories.

Symptoms:

The urge to grab a shotgun and blow that sucker away.
The ability to locate PaperLuigi and shoot him.
Succeeding in finding PaperLuigi and...........

Hi, I'm PaperLuigi's brother. I'll take over from here, since he's, well.......

This disease can be treated if you just stay away from PL. Period.

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #3 on:** March 31, 2006, 10:45:14 PM »

The Crazy Go Nuts Disease.

Symptons include:
~Running about while making strange yelping sounds.
~Claiming outrageous achievements (such as inventing the walnut).
~The tendancy to sniff people's pants.
~The licking of inatimate objects.

Treatment includes:
~Being hit over the head with a hammer until something happens.
~Removal of the brain.
~Being killed always works too.

Kojinka · « **Reply #4 on:** April 01, 2006, 10:31:12 AM »

Paramorphitis

Caused by exposure to rabid Koopa Paratroopa

Symptoms
~Sprout a winged shell.
~Intelligence decrease

Treatment
~Have an Italian plumber jump on your head twice. Once to discard the wings, second to discard the shell.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #5 on:** April 01, 2006, 10:51:26 AM »

Guinea-itis

Symptoms:
~ Furry face
~ Short floppy ears
~ Elongated teeth
~ A tendancy to squeal
~ Craving for carrots

Cure:
Have someone throw a real guinea pig at you. If worse comes to worse, just live with it. It's not fatal... yet.

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #6 on:** April 01, 2006, 03:56:39 PM »

Linksession

Caused by a looking at various pictures of Link and playing every single LoZ game.

Symptoms:
You speak of Link in every sentence
You have pictures of him on your desktop, as your screensaver
You have made up a special day for him.

This disease can be treated my avoiding contact with anything Zelda or Link related.

MaxVance · « **Reply #7 on:** April 01, 2006, 03:58:53 PM »

I bet Hyrulian has had to deal with that disease.

Kojinka · « **Reply #8 on:** April 01, 2006, 04:07:34 PM »

I'm sure I'm dealing with it as well.

dude677 · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2006, 03:01:13 PM »

Mushroomkingdom Virus
Caused by going to the FF too much.

Symptoms:
Obbessive use of computer.
Singing Deezer the Snowman in your sleep.
Bags under eyes from not getting sleep.
Fire in eyes after large flame war.
Also see: Deezerphlumbob, Saphesiles, MaxVanilian, dude677isosis, and Yoshisaures Rexpocs, and other diseases of that manner.

Khold · « **Reply #10 on:** April 03, 2006, 03:12:17 PM »

Khold

-Cause- A severe case of the 'cold'.
-Symptoms- Get cold aura breath; lose ability to feel cold; shoot ice from your hands; freeze anything on touch.
-Cure- Why would you want to cure this? Long enough exposure to fire or heat.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #11 on:** April 03, 2006, 03:28:32 PM »

Is the freezing anything on touch... voluntary?

HakunaMatata-enza

Symptoms:

- Spontaneously singing Hakuna Matata.
- Thinking you have no worries.
- Umm... SHAWN!
- Turning into either a warthog or a meerkat.

Cure:

Seclude yourself from the world. (ei: become a hermit)

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #12 on:** April 03, 2006, 03:32:10 PM »

I want that disease, Khold. Seems cool. Verrrry cool.

Glorb · « **Reply #13 on:** April 03, 2006, 05:28:10 PM »

F-Virus

Like the T-Virus, except you fart.

Symptoms:
- consuming the flesh of the living
- farting

Cure:
Stop eating beans!

Kojinka · « **Reply #14 on:** April 03, 2006, 05:31:45 PM »

the F-Virus? w00t!

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #15 on:** April 03, 2006, 07:15:37 PM »

Obsession with Banjo-Kazooie Disease

Caused by (what else) playing too much Banjo-Kazooie!

Symptoms: (TOP 20)

1. The urge to play more of one of Rare's greatest games, Banjo-Kazooie. (Oh geeze, I already have it!)

2. Taking up a banjo AND a kazooie as your favorite instruments.

3. Actually speaking the words "Eekum Bokum and Guh-huh" as if they were used in a conversation.

4. When putting together a jigsaw puzzle, you time yourself and flip the pieces around.

5. When you put together a jigsaw puzzle, worlds seem to open.......

6. You actually found the green, yellow and blue eggs plus the ice key! (Yes, trust me, it's possible, I've done it!)

7. You unlocked Bottles Revenge.

8. Your names are Ice Mario or Subdrag.

9.You've taken up the job of a Shaman, live in a skull, and chant weird words to transform your friends into animals (or a washing machine)

10. An ugly witch stole you for your good looks.

11. You consult the neighborhood mole for training.

12. You wear tight yellow shorts and a blue backpack, no matter the weather.

13. A really rude bird lives in this backpack.

14. You used to be friends with a monkey and you road race-karts together.

15. Your house is actually much bigger, with multiple worlds and rooms inside.

16. You collect musical notes, but you never actually use them to play with your instrument.

17. Your pet breegull can lift a 400 pound honey bear farther than any airplane could.

18. The locals include a sea hippo, talking camel, magical.......Jinjo, and anything, including inanimate objects, with eyes.

19. Everything around you talks, even the shoes!

20. You opened your lair, let the hero in, had your weak as heck minions fight him, gave him the chance to collect all the moves and items to become stronger, held an easy as heck quiz show, fought him without using your ultimate moves up front, fell off your house and landed under a rock that you could have moved yourself, and then came back 2 years later, nothing but a skeleton.

Treatments? None, if you've got it, you've got it! Hats off to Banjo Kazooie!

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2006, 09:55:25 AM »

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2006, 04:47:16 PM »

You've never heard of Banjo Kazooie?!!! For shame.........XP

CrzyFlmngMnkyHead · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2006, 05:06:41 PM »

Dysalgia ecstomy:

Symptoms:
1. Sores around mouth
2. Cold sores

Treatment: I don't know... ask your doctor for something that gets rid of cold sores.

"Dys" means "hard"
"Algia" means "pain"
"Ec" means "out of"
"Stomy" means "mouth"
^^^^^^^^(In Greek)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #19 on:** April 05, 2006, 08:14:56 AM »

Quote from: PaperLuigi on April 04, 2006, 04:47:16 PM

You've never heard of Banjo Kazooie?!!! For shame.........XP

I've heard of it... once... or twice... Your long list just confused me.

Kojinka · « **Reply #20 on:** April 05, 2006, 02:47:42 PM »

Nintenitis

Symptoms: the Top Ten
10. Fear that Earth will be overthrown by brain-sucking aliens
9. Try to eat anything thinking you'll gain a power from it
8. Calling your siamese cat Meowth
7. Adopt a mushroom and name it Toad
6. Nickname any twin boys, whose younger is the taller, Mario and Luigi
5. Calling elves 'Hylians'
4. Throw a shell or banana while driving
3. Adopt a turtle and name it Bowser
2. Adopt a pig and name it Ganon
1. Jump on peoples' heads claiming that you're saving your girlfriend from a rampaging ape

treatment: There is none! MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #21 on:** April 05, 2006, 10:43:55 PM »

Peachiness

Symptoms
~Thinks of saying "Saaaa-weet!"
~Changes their username to ptpeach
~Spends over 500 bucks for the official princess peach ds
~Has a princess peach 24k gold locket

Cures
Stay away from Princess Peach
Don't look at anything pink
Stay away from your nintendo gamecube

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2006, 06:54:37 AM »

Glad I don't have that disease.

Tiggeritis

Symptoms:

~ Constantly singing "The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers" or "The Woopty-Dooper Loopty-Looper Alley-Ooper Bounce"
~ Drawing Tigger a lot
~ Using made-up words in your vocabulary
~ Growing a spring-filled tail
~ Bouncing people
~ "Hoo hoo hoo hoo" becoming your new catchphrase
~ Developing stripes

Cure:

Get yourself FAR away from anything related to Winnie the Pooh.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #23 on:** April 29, 2006, 08:29:33 PM »

Mariophobia.Caused by playing to many mario games at night. symptons:Thinking that bowser or any other of marios rivals is in your house.Have nightmares involving mario.Scream like a scool girl when u see mario. Treatment:Dont play mario games for 12,000 days,if that doesnt have affect, sell all your mario products on ebay, or donate them to goodwill. After that, u should be cured.

Glorb · « **Reply #24 on:** April 30, 2006, 07:46:38 AM »

Crapoposis: An obsession with crap.
Symptoms: An obsession with crap.
Cure: Stop obsessing over crap! Sheesh.

Kojinka · « **Reply #25 on:** April 30, 2006, 09:30:14 AM »

Dear Strong Bad

Do you think perhaps the people who have sent you e-mail over the years have Crapoposis? I mean, so many "crapfully yours," and other quotes involving the word "crap" have been written in these e-mails, I believe they show the symptoms of Crapoposis.

Crapfully yours,
Dr. Luigi

(lol)

The Chef · « **Reply #26 on:** April 30, 2006, 07:15:21 PM »

^ You must send that email!!

Goombitis-disease caused by a Goomba bite.
Symptoms
-height deficiancy
-loss of arm movement
-brown skin tone
-irritableness
-any other characteristics which are of a Goomba

Cure- Currently unknown.It is rumored that knowledge of one is contained within the text of The Ancient Book of Yoshi Magic.

SushieBoy · « **Reply #27 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:30:59 PM »

Boy Addiction.Caused when you hang out with boys to much.

Symptom:Like stuff like boys, boy bands, boycotts, chef boyardee, boy toys and anything else you can think of.

Kojinka · « **Reply #28 on:** May 01, 2006, 03:16:41 PM »

E-mail sent, The Chef. :)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #29 on:** May 01, 2006, 06:59:33 PM »

I hope that email makes it. ^_^