Author Topic: Thy Dungeonman (Read 21404 times)

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #30 on:** April 28, 2006, 07:55:30 PM »

Thy Pika throws ye a forgiving party. What sayest thou? Come to party---Eat your pillow---deep-fry the Pika---sell Pika on e-Bay
>sell Pika on e-Bay

Jman · « **Reply #31 on:** April 29, 2006, 10:14:47 AM »

DEEP FRY THE PIKA.

You DEEP FRY the PIKA. Then yon FF member GIFTEDGIRL getteth in ye face for being a Pokemon Assassin. What wouldest thou do?
<OFFER GIFTEDGIRL SOME FRIED PIKA.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #32 on:** April 29, 2006, 11:49:09 AM »

< Thy GG taketh the fried Pika with joy and grace. Suddenly, thou is overcome with a sence of untranquility. (I think that's a word.) Thy shall fear no enemy, for thou boomstick art with you.

<FIRE UPON DARKNESS.
<DO NOTHING.

Hirocon · « **Reply #33 on:** April 29, 2006, 03:18:11 PM »

DARKNESS takes 55 damage.
DARKNESS casts QUAKE. You take 106 damage. Your HP is 1195/1301.
What do you do?
>HASTE

The Chef · « **Reply #34 on:** April 29, 2006, 05:50:40 PM »

Thy Speed has gone up, what shall ye do now?
>FLARE

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #35 on:** April 29, 2006, 05:54:58 PM »

You FLARE, and boats cometh to rescue what thou think is thy Titanic. Do you->
-S.O.S.
-Pwn your enemy
-Offer the rescue party deep-fried Pika
-Listen to Led Zeppelin
>>LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #36 on:** April 29, 2006, 08:01:34 PM »

You listen to thy LED ZEPPELIN. Thy DARKNESS is stunned due to thou great musicith! Now what must thou do to finish ith?
>CAST LIGHTNING

Hirocon · « **Reply #37 on:** April 29, 2006, 09:36:38 PM »

The LIGHTNING shines in the DARKNESS, and the DARKNESS has not overcome it.
You just defeated DARKNESS! What are you going to do next?
>I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND

(see John 1:5 if you're interested in the actual verse)

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #38 on:** April 30, 2006, 08:08:38 AM »

You get to DISNEYLAND, and for some raisen, MICKEY MOUSE beats the CRAP out of you! What do you do?
> KICK MICKEY

Jman · « **Reply #39 on:** April 30, 2006, 10:46:50 AM »

You kicketh yon CRAP out of MICKEY MOUSE while ye eateth a rancid raisin. You getteth FOOD POISONING from yon raisin. What wouldst thou do? Ye hath four choices...
<CALL DOC BAKER (From Little House on the Prairie.)
<RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN 15 TIMES
<GET OUT BEFORE YOU GET ARRESTED
<EAT A LOT OF RANDOM GAS STATION FOOD

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #40 on:** April 30, 2006, 11:24:16 AM »

>RIDE SPACE MOUNTAIN 15 TIMES.

Thou rideths SPACE MOUNTAIN for firsteh time. Keep thy going? (y/n)
>YES

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #41 on:** April 30, 2006, 02:12:55 PM »

Thy throws chunks on topeth of Donald Duck. Thy duck tis approahcing yon exit gate, waiting for thy ride to endeth. What is next?
-Jump off ride.
-Puke on Donald Duck again.
-Ride again.
-Throw him a party.
>>>Jump off ride.

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #42 on:** April 30, 2006, 02:36:11 PM »

Thou jumps off thy RIDE. You break every BONE in your BODY. NOW what?
>PLAY DODGEBALL

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #43 on:** April 30, 2006, 02:40:35 PM »

Thou tries to playeth dodgeball, but collapses and is throwneth away into thy Recycle Bin, filled with Sony and Microsoft games. You:
-Cry and bet for mercy
-Eat the games to stay alive
-Die
-Get collected by the Garbage Man
>>>GET COLLECTED BY THE GARBAGE MAN

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #44 on:** April 30, 2006, 02:43:02 PM »

Thou gets collected by thy GARBAGE MAN and is ready to be deleteth! (I'm thinking PC Recycle bin) What will you do before thou final breathth?
>THROW POK'eBALL CONTAINING TROGDOR!