Author Topic: Thy Dungeonman (Read 21323 times)

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #45 on:** April 30, 2006, 02:47:10 PM »

Trogdor appearseth and eats thy Garbage Man, releasing you, then looks at you with watering lips. What sayest thou?
-Run away
-Cry like a wee baby
-Punch it
-Eat it
>>>RUN AWAY

Kuromatsu · « **Reply #46 on:** April 30, 2006, 03:01:06 PM »

Thou RUNS AWAY with ye gods speed, but TROGDOR is very much faster! he nearly BURNINATES you? Now what must you do?
>PUNCH TROGDOR

Hirocon · « **Reply #47 on:** April 30, 2006, 03:30:46 PM »

You punch TROGDOR where the Sun don't shineth. He lets out a surprised gasp and then a choking sound. He staggers from side to side a little and then starts coughing smoke and blood. He then vomits flaming bits of his own stomach before collapsing in death. You have just been the first to witness the incredible phenomenon of AUTOBURNINATION! What do you do?
(stuff and mount TROGDOR body / create documentary about AUTOBURNINATION for NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC / go brag shamelessly of your victory over TROGDOR to the citizenry of PEASANTRY / type in CAPITAL LETTERS)
>NONE OF THE ABOVE

Jman · « **Reply #48 on:** April 30, 2006, 04:32:12 PM »

TYPE IN CAPITAL LETTERS.

You typeth in CAPITAL LETTERS. You meet Homestar Runner and Strong bad in yon middle of Tokyo, Japan. Strong Bad wishes to fight you to thy death for hurting Trogdor. What wouldst thou do?
<FIGHT STRONGBAD
<TRY TO TALK IT OVER
<STEAL A DIGICREST FROM ONE OF THOSE KIDS AND DIGIVOLVE TROGDOR
<SAY HI TO HOMESTAR AND ASK FOR HIS AUTOGRAPH

Suffix · « **Reply #49 on:** April 30, 2006, 05:58:15 PM »

>> TALK STRONG BAD

Strong Bad: Methinks Jman knows not the formula of this game. I need some fake ketchup.

You are still in Tokyo. Now what?

>> LOOK

The Chef · « **Reply #50 on:** April 30, 2006, 07:34:31 PM »

You see an enormous arcade.What shall ye do?
> PLAY MARIO KART ARCADE GP

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #51 on:** May 01, 2006, 08:10:29 AM »

The GAME blows up on you. Now what?
> DRAW A PICTURE

The Chef · « **Reply #52 on:** May 01, 2006, 12:48:55 PM »

The picture loks simply divine.
> SELL PICTURE

Jman · « **Reply #53 on:** May 01, 2006, 04:04:13 PM »

You sell thy PICTURE on EBAY for ONE MILLION DOLLARS. Then, some vile carpetbagger steals all of thou's money! What wouldst thou do?
<BEAT HIM WITH A CHAIR.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #54 on:** May 01, 2006, 04:53:54 PM »

Thy carpetbagger was none to difficult, as his body fall to thy stone cold ground. What ho? A foe? It is thy carpetbaggers lawyer! What shall you do?

<FIGHT LIKE THERE'S NO YESTERDAY.
<BE MODDEST AND GO TO COURT.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #55 on:** May 01, 2006, 06:56:35 PM »

> FIGHT LIKE THERE'S NO YESTERDAY

You fight the LAWYER and win. Then the COSMIC FISH tell you that you're from another planet. What now?
> MOW THE LAWN

bobman37 · « **Reply #56 on:** May 01, 2006, 08:39:05 PM »

You begin to MOW THE LAWN when all of a sudden, a GIGA BEHEMOTH erupts from the ground! He swings his Behemoth Arm and deals 19 damage. Use what?

>Sword
>Magic
>Defense

The Chef · « **Reply #57 on:** May 02, 2006, 07:20:24 PM »

>Magic>Black>Meteor

The GIGA BEHEMOTH receives 30000 damage. What shall ye do next?

>Attack
>Items
>Magic
>Run
>Check

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #58 on:** May 03, 2006, 12:45:53 PM »

> Run

You run and run and eventually run into SHADOW the HEDGEHOG. What now?
> WATCH THE WIZARD OF OZ

The Chef · « **Reply #59 on:** May 03, 2006, 02:17:34 PM »

Thou gets sent over thy rainbow. What does thou wish to doeth next?
>Look
>Inventory
>Status
>Save