Author Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438783 times)

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2550 on:** October 27, 2009, 05:53:49 PM »

But the talent scout, being one of that illogical and insane Hollywood lot, ignored Mario's needs and drove him to the studio instead.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2551 on:** October 27, 2009, 05:59:40 PM »

But Wario, much to the dismay of the prissy talent scout, grabbed the wheel and drove them to the hospital; unfortunately, Mario lacked health insurance and could not pay for an operation.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2552 on:** October 27, 2009, 06:04:15 PM »

Thus began the all-new WarioWare: Pay for Mario's New Lungs!

Or Wario Land, if you're Tv_Themes.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2553 on:** October 27, 2009, 06:10:17 PM »

Wario made billions and decided to hire a private doctor to fix Mario's ailments.

TLW · « **Reply #2554 on:** October 27, 2009, 06:28:09 PM »

That doctor was Dr. Mario. There was blood everywhere.

EVERYWHERE.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2555 on:** October 27, 2009, 07:41:14 PM »

Dr. Mario was Mario so Wario basically hired Mario to heal himself.

HIMSELF.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2556 on:** October 27, 2009, 07:45:57 PM »

It worked because Mario is just that awesome; but then the talent scout realized Mario wasn't actually a special effects whizz, so the deal was off.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2557 on:** October 27, 2009, 07:50:18 PM »

Then Louis from Left 4 Dead stole Dr. Mario's pills!

Weegee · « **Reply #2558 on:** October 27, 2009, 08:07:31 PM »

But just before he could run off with the goods, he caught a bad case of the AIDS and died.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2559 on:** October 27, 2009, 10:25:33 PM »

Dr. Mario was determined to avenge Louis and destroy AIDS once and for all.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2560 on:** October 28, 2009, 10:26:00 AM »

Dr. Mario released a shot which, under the guise of being a H1N1 vaccine, actually made everyone asexual; AIDS quickly died out.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2561 on:** October 28, 2009, 11:57:34 AM »

The human race died out because everyone stopped having sex; God lol'd.

Weegee · « **Reply #2562 on:** October 28, 2009, 12:39:43 PM »

Sponges retook their place as the world's dominant species.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #2563 on:** October 28, 2009, 01:46:42 PM »

And the most happenin' sponge of them all was PapertowelBill QuadrilateralTrousers.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #2564 on:** October 28, 2009, 02:06:51 PM »

And that is a very difficult name to type so we'll just call him "PQ."