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Topic: A Mario Story: You Add ONE Sentence to the Tale II (Read 438793 times)
Turtlekid1
Tortuga
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Reply #2565 on:
October 28, 2009, 02:37:23 PM »
In any case, said happenin' sponge lived in a coconut above the sea.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
GiftedGirl
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Reply #2566 on:
October 28, 2009, 02:59:04 PM »
Then the unthinkable happened.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario
Turtlekid1
Tortuga
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Reply #2567 on:
October 28, 2009, 03:51:16 PM »
A human appeared, wandering the wastelands!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
Weegee
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Reply #2568 on:
October 28, 2009, 03:56:01 PM »
A team of elite sponge-soldiers attempted to dispatch the mysterious figure, but it retaliated with a devastating roundhouse kick.
YYur waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur
Turtlekid1
Tortuga
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Reply #2569 on:
October 28, 2009, 04:05:06 PM »
With that one kick, the man had not only obliterated the squad sent to kill him, but he also caused the entire sponge military severe headaches and stomach pains; the sponges' only hope was PQ!
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
PaperLuigi
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Reply #2570 on:
October 28, 2009, 09:06:52 PM »
Sadly PQ was kind of a nerd and wanted to go count sand grains instead.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?
Weegee
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Reply #2571 on:
October 28, 2009, 09:45:22 PM »
Thus, the red-bearded stranger saved humanity once again, or at least what was left of it.
YYur waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur
PaperLuigi
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Reply #2572 on:
October 28, 2009, 09:47:20 PM »
Chuck Norris formed man of dust from the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?
Weegee
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Reply #2573 on:
October 28, 2009, 10:02:30 PM »
Chuck Norris then formed woman from a dead ninja's spine, and, seeing that what he made was good, he then proceeded to have sex with woman.
YYur waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur
PaperLuigi
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Reply #2574 on:
October 28, 2009, 10:20:16 PM »
Since there were no ninjas before creating man, Chuck Norris merely imagined himself having sex with the woman.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?
TLW
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Reply #2575 on:
October 29, 2009, 04:32:10 AM »
As Chuck often - and I mean quite often - does.
:D
PaperLuigi
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Reply #2576 on:
October 29, 2009, 11:02:58 AM »
"Chuck is getting rather senile in his old age," said God as he witnessed the breakdown of his greatest creation.
Luigison: Question everything!
Me: Why?
Weegee
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Reply #2577 on:
October 29, 2009, 11:18:29 AM »
It took weeks for the foot-shaped imprint subsequently left in God's cheek to fade.
YYur waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur
Turtlekid1
Tortuga
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Reply #2578 on:
October 29, 2009, 11:29:39 AM »
God, feeling more generous all of a sudden, created a woman for Chuck.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"
Weegee
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Reply #2579 on:
October 29, 2009, 11:55:25 AM »
And by "woman", he meant "women".
YYur waYur n beYur you Yur plusYur instYur an Yur Yur whaYur
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