...of the two coolest car games in the world: Tokyo Xtreme Racer 3 and Burnout 3: Takedown.
This is an AIM session with Meowrik. Read everything as it is informative, shows how mad I am and desperate I am about things, and has humorous comments along the way.
As you all know, most of you will think this is completely stupid and why I posted it in the first place... but think of it as a review, features, and viewpoints in an AIM session format with a lot of typos I yell at myself about.
Read up:
TrainmanAmtrak: meow
Meowrik: Yeah
TrainmanAmtrak: dude this sucks
Meowrik: What?
TrainmanAmtrak: Burnout friggin 3 and it's on the gay xbox
TrainmanAmtrak: aIhgyDUDE I MUST PLAY IT
TrainmanAmtrak: I AM GONNA GO TO DONS VIDEO AND FIND IT
TrainmanAmtrak: THIS SUCKS I MUST HAVE IT AND TOKYO XTREME RACER 3
TrainmanAmtrak: Dude, Tokyo is THE most realistic game
TrainmanAmtrak: When i mean THE I MEAN THE
TrainmanAmtrak: like damage and world wise
Meowrik: Heh
TrainmanAmtrak: yo can do anything to ur car liker superchargers and everything
TrainmanAmtrak: it makes Need for speed underground look like a golf cart simulator
TrainmanAmtrak: yu can change HORNS blinker, light color
TrainmanAmtrak: EVERYTHING
TrainmanAmtrak: mirrors
TrainmanAmtrak: even gauges!!!!
Meowrik: Wow
TrainmanAmtrak: you must maintain oil and water temp or your car will blow
TrainmanAmtrak: it'll smoke black when you overheat and instead of it being gay and saying "your car is messed up" it drops the power significantly in your car and you can force it to drive
TrainmanAmtrak: you can even choose what type of GAS you
TrainmanAmtrak: want
Meowrik: That's realistic
TrainmanAmtrak: if you get unleaded and haven';t used it in a while
TrainmanAmtrak: it'll sputter and try and get used to it
TrainmanAmtrak: if it's crude gas, it'll shoot flames a lot and sound loud
TrainmanAmtrak: if you get rich gas, it'll sound smooth and will like never shoot flames
Meowrik: Heh
TrainmanAmtrak: other drivers aren't stupid
TrainmanAmtrak: like, you drive around an enormous town that takes an hour to go around, seriously
TrainmanAmtrak: and you must drive up to people and either
TrainmanAmtrak: honk the horn, flash your lights, or rev your engine next to him and he'll race you
Meowrik: Wow, very realistic.
TrainmanAmtrak: if you put your blinkers on
TrainmanAmtrak: DUDE it's aesome
TrainmanAmtrak: it'll fade in and out realisticlly and after a long time of playing the game (it keeps track of day, weather, blah blah) it'll start to die
TrainmanAmtrak: and won't flash as bright
Meowrik: Hmm.
TrainmanAmtrak: if you burn the rings in your engine, it'll smoke blue which is very realisitic
TrainmanAmtrak: if you turn your right blinker on and someone is behind you
TrainmanAmtrak: they'll slow down and let you change lanes
TrainmanAmtrak: you know how if you have your blinker on and you turn the streering wheel back to normal it'll catch and turn the blinker back off for you?
TrainmanAmtrak: it does the same thing for you.
TrainmanAmtrak: if you go to the bumper cam
TrainmanAmtrak: it'll have the gauges displayed as you would see them in a car and when you turn your blinkers on you can hear it click inside the car as you would in real life
TrainmanAmtrak: if you put on your hazards, people will go around
TrainmanAmtrak: if they're going fast they'll pull off real quick as thye normally would do in real life, but not kill you
TrainmanAmtrak: if you're waiting to get back in traffic
TrainmanAmtrak: people will stop and let you go
TrainmanAmtrak: or you can rev your engine, put on your blinkers, etc.
Meowrik: Coooool
TrainmanAmtrak: GET IT PLAY IT OWN IT
TrainmanAmtrak: IT'S COOL
TrainmanAmtrak: it's a recent game
TrainmanAmtrak: 2003
TrainmanAmtrak: and it's only 20 bucks, surpisingly.
TrainmanAmtrak: ;lkjsadbfjdhs;hjlfhsadf
TrainmanAmtrak: DUDE
TrainmanAmtrak: BURNOUT THREE
TrainmanAmtrak: it owns
TrainmanAmtrak: crap
TrainmanAmtrak: on burnout 2
TrainmanAmtrak: there was crash mode
TrainmanAmtrak: it was fun
TrainmanAmtrak: the best
TrainmanAmtrak: now on this it's even MORE realisitic
TrainmanAmtrak: and it tells you what you did!
TrainmanAmtrak: look at this gallery
TrainmanAmtrak: i hate ign now
TrainmanAmtrak: uywaegfgsduyfsa
TrainmanAmtrak: hoyl crap
TrainmanAmtrak: it even tells you if you destroy walls and crap
TrainmanAmtrak: crap dude
TrainmanAmtrak: man
TrainmanAmtrak: it shows individuals parts being shredded apart
TrainmanAmtrak: instead of shooting out a lot of black circles to indicate parts
Meowrik: Mmhmm
TrainmanAmtrak: HFDSGLSJKHDKFJDHS
TrainmanAmtrak: DUDE
TrainmanAmtrak: you don't know how friggin excited i am
TrainmanAmtrak: i want it to come to gcn
TrainmanAmtrak: if it doesn;t
TrainmanAmtrak: i will kill someone
TrainmanAmtrak: nah, i wont
TrainmanAmtrak: LAUGH OUT FRICKIN LOUD
TrainmanAmtrak: it tells you how long you've slid on an individual part
Meowrik: Hmm.
TrainmanAmtrak: "hmm"
TrainmanAmtrak: "mmhmm"
TrainmanAmtrak: "Hmm."
TrainmanAmtrak: Boy, you seem exicted...
Meowrik: I'm playing Runescapce
TrainmanAmtrak: i love the look of the roads
TrainmanAmtrak: on the burnout series
TrainmanAmtrak: i swear
TrainmanAmtrak: ign BETTER
TrainmanAmtrak: let me see these movies
TrainmanAmtrak: that's who i'll kill
TrainmanAmtrak: FIRGGIN IGN
TrainmanAmtrak: THANK YOU IGN
TrainmanAmtrak: I LOVE YOU
TrainmanAmtrak: No...
TrainmanAmtrak: I HATE YOU IGN
TrainmanAmtrak: it'll let me see the crappy media player
TrainmanAmtrak: but not quicktime
TrainmanAmtrak: sorry bass terds.
TrainmanAmtrak: "Look, there is a bass terd next to my boat."
TrainmanAmtrak: hello...
TrainmanAmtrak: AHAHHAHHHAHAHAHHHA
TrainmanAmtrak: I've read all that I've said
TrainmanAmtrak: I sound like a complete idiot.
Meowrik: Mm-hmm
TrainmanAmtrak: OH MY GOSH.
TrainmanAmtrak: Holy frickin... you don't know how mad i am right now
Meowrik: Why?
TrainmanAmtrak: I'm looking for Burnout 3 on GCN.
TrainmanAmtrak: and it says that the development has been FRICKIN CANCELLED.
TrainmanAmtrak: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHY ME
Meowrik: Wow, that stinks
TrainmanAmtrak: YEAH, IT DOES...
TrainmanAmtrak: heh, i'm posting our whole conversation on TMK..
TrainmanAmtrak: lool, oopps, "TNK?"
Meowrik: Why?
TrainmanAmtrak: typos typos typos
TrainmanAmtrak: to inform
TrainmanAmtrak: i told why
TrainmanAmtrak: in the htread
TrainmanAmtrak: read my thread
Meowrik: Later.
Meowrik: After Runescape
TrainmanAmtrak: You and your RUneScrape... I mean, Runescape
TrainmanAmtrak: I hate typos...
My face takes up a large portion of my head.
