Ok, is ANYone going to read this? All I've gotten so far is that i need to finish my story, and some scene from LOTR...c'mon. I'll keep writing any ways.
Chapter 5: An Unexpected Member ~ So the old Noki Lead the team of Princess Peach, Mario, Toadsworth, and Yoshi into the Tomb of the former kings of Noki Bay.
"It's creepy and annoying in here." Peach said.
"What?" Yoshi replied, "How is it annoying?"
"Well...um...YOUR MOM." Peach shot back. Yoshi stuck out his tounge, peach doing the same.
"Ok, Peach, why can't you get along with Yoshi, and Yoshi, stop starting fights!" Toadsworth said. Yoshi walked in front of Peach and layed an egg right in front of her. She tripped and Mario couldn't help but laugh.
"MARIO!" she yelled, and he quickly stopped and helped her up. the old noki stopped.
"I'll let you four go from here," he said, "Good luck to you all." the team seemed confused.
"Why, is it too far down for you? Do you have to get back to your wife and kids?" asked Toadsworth.
"No, I can't stand you people. Goodbye, and quite frankly, shut up." They all gasped. Yoshi chucked a rock at the old Noki's head. He quickly turned around and Yoshi pointed at Peach. THe Princess slapped Yoshi, and Toadsworth whacked MArio over the head with his cane.
"Ow! What was that for?" Mario asked, rubbing his head.
"uhhh," Toadsworth replied, "Sorry." They walked through the dark tunnels of the tomb for hours, their only light being a lantern the old Noki gave to Toadsworth, "Everyone stay close," Toadsworth said, "Its getting dark...er...then usual." The team huddled together, and soon the lantern went out. It was as dark as a baby kangaroo trapped inside his mother's pouch.
"EEEE!" cried Peach, "Now what are we supposed to do?" Everyone was quiet and scared.
"Um...just keep going, we'll get out of here!" Mario said reasuringly. The team continued through the terribly dark tunnel, hoping to see light. Finally, up ahead, was LIGHT!!! Everyone sighed with releif. THEY COULD SEE! Apparently everyone took the darkness to there advantage; Mario took this chance to practice ballet in his pink leotard. Toadsworth was smelling Peach's feet. Peach was literally GORGING herself with potatoe chips, grunting continuely, and Yoshi was practicing his imitation of Barney. They immediately stopped once they were in the mysterious light. To their horror the light was from a lantern of the crudest guy ever, Wario. He was mining in the tunnel singing some song about a goat a bikini and a pickle. What started as a sigh of releif grew into a groan of disappointment.
"AND THE GOAT CAN'T EAT MY PICKLE, BUT HE-" Wario stopped suddenly as he saw the team of people, "AY!" he cried, "What are you people doing down here?"
"We're searching for-" Toadsworth began. Mario quickly put his hand over his mouth. He knew that if Wario found out that they were looking for a golden mushroom, his greed would take over and he would try to steal it.
"uhhh," MArio began, "We're searching forrr...Peach's..bracelet-NO-necklace-NO-purse-NO-life-NO-goat...yeah...Peach's goat." WArio looked at him strangely.
"Honestly, what kind of person WANTS a goat? They're annoying, stupid and poop everywhere." Mario knew that WArio DID have a goat that he kept in his room, and started laughing (on the inside).
"Well, thats Peach." Mario said quickly.
"What's that supposed to mea-" Peach began as Yoshi interuptted her by shoving an egg in her mouth.
"What are YOU doing down here Wario?" MArio asked.
"I'm mining for treasure down here. They say there's a lot of shiney things in this tunnel, and me and shiney go together like peas and carrots."
"Isn't that from Forrest Gump?" Toadsworth asked.
"No, shut up." Wario replied as he quickly got back to mining.
"Mario," Yoshi whispered to MArio, "Wario might actually come in handy. We ARE looking for a golden mushroom, and Wario's a proffesional wshen it comes to treasure hunting." Mario was about to say "h3ll no" when he was interuptted by Wario.
"A GOLDEN MUSHROOM!" he cried. He had heard the whole thing with his large pointy ears. Mario groaned and gave Yoshi an annoyed look.
"Great now Wario HAS to come with us." WArio jumped up and tapped his heals together in glee. Peach was ready to hit him with her umbrella at any second.
"Golden Mushroom!" he cried, "Watch out, cause here comes WARIOOO!" Will Wario mess everything up? With Peach die in the next Chapter? Does MArio REALLY do ballet or is it just a thing he wanted to try? Find out next time in CHAPTER 6!!!
"Mario! How dare you interupt my family vacation!"