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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: April 26, 2008, 03:40:25 PM »

What if your neither?

A true optimist or pessimist simply believes himself to be a realist. So you might still be one.

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Forum Games / Re: Things you should never say to a Policeman.

« on: April 26, 2008, 01:35:10 PM »

I swear to Comet I didn't try to snort God!

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Game Blog / Re: Squeeze a NES into a SMB Cart

« on: April 24, 2008, 09:30:09 AM »

I tried to get both of them by filling out two orders with different mailing addresses, but I think I aroused their suspicions by sending in two orders from people with the same last name and first initial with the same IP address, because the second confirmation email never came.

On topic: Cool NES.

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General Chat / Re: The ANGST thread: Complain here!

« on: April 24, 2008, 09:24:59 AM »

I decided a while ago that, as a general rule, pessimists are right, but optimists are happy. I wish I could switch sides.

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General Chat / Re: High-Def Mario

« on: April 24, 2008, 09:18:36 AM »

Bitter about being fired from The View, Rosie O'Donnell takes up cosplay as a career.

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Game Blog / Re: Happy Earth Day!

« on: April 23, 2008, 11:07:33 PM »

My college apparently celebrated Earth Day by having even poorer wi-fi reception in my room than normal. And they've been celebrating that for a bit too long at this point.

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Video Game Chat / Re: MK vs DC

« on: April 23, 2008, 07:09:53 PM »

"Jimmy, this tie you bought me for my Father's Day present makes me sorry I ever adopted you!"
NO FATHER FOR JIMMY!

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General Chat / Re: Your Favorite Joke

« on: April 23, 2008, 07:07:44 PM »

Why was the cannibal expelled from school? For buttering up his teacher.
Yeah, it's stupid. On several levels.

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Game Blog / Re: Mario Changes Professions (Again)

« on: April 23, 2008, 12:21:36 PM »

Mario should be a guest host for Cash Cab.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Brawl's Ups and Downs

« on: April 22, 2008, 05:35:33 AM »

Actually, it would be nice if any series's enemies other than Mario were in the SSE. There was a huge lack of fanservice in there.

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Game Blog / Re: Mario Kart Wii Delayed in New Zealand

« on: April 21, 2008, 10:12:02 PM »

Nintendo hates Oceania almost as much as it hates Earthbound, but more than Nintendo Power hated Square in the mid-late 90s.

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Game Blog / Re: 1UP.com's Top Five Mario Kart Tracks

« on: April 21, 2008, 09:30:16 PM »

Peach Beach was all right, I guess, but there's a serious lack of Wario Colosseum and Airship Fortress on that list.

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Video Game Chat / Re: MK vs DC

« on: April 21, 2008, 09:21:05 PM »

I thought Donkey Kong and the U.S.S.R. held a joint kopyright on unnecessary Ks.

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Game Blog / Re: UK MSN Wants Most Iconic Gaming Character

« on: April 21, 2008, 09:18:20 PM »

Even Mario is Missing wasn't that bad. A change of pace, certainly, but if you can get yourself in the right mindset, it can be enjoyable.

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Game Blog / Re: Epic Games CEO Disliked Mario Galaxy

« on: April 21, 2008, 09:17:05 PM »

Shaking to do the Star Spin feels so natural that I end up trying to do it whenever I play Super Mario World. That's gotta count for something. Also, the rolling and bubble sections would have been either too easy or too frustrating with an analog stick.