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Suffix

  • Steamed
« Reply #1875 on: July 12, 2006, 11:34:06 PM »
A superpowered parabolic sound gun causes the knight's armor to reverberate loudly, so loudly, in fact, that the neighboring kingdoms can clearly hear someone singing "na Na! Nanana-na na, na, na na-Katamari Damacy!"

Thus, the sound gun instantly causes the knight to have a stroke.
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« Reply #1876 on: July 13, 2006, 06:31:26 AM »
The sound gun is eaten by Gendo Ikari.

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #1877 on: July 13, 2006, 11:42:09 AM »
doctors remove the sound gun from Gendo Kari's stomach.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #1878 on: July 13, 2006, 11:43:08 AM »
The doctors get sued for malpractice.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

« Reply #1879 on: July 13, 2006, 11:51:53 AM »
A giant goomba vomits acid onto the disgusted laywer.

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #1880 on: July 13, 2006, 12:34:58 PM »
the Gaint goomba is arrested.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

« Reply #1881 on: July 13, 2006, 12:36:23 PM »
A cute bunny gives the cops the plauge.

MaxVance

  • Vance Vance Revolution
« Reply #1882 on: July 13, 2006, 01:19:26 PM »
The plauge (?) kills the cute bunny.
Remember that your first Goomba boldly you walk? When Mario touched that mushroom being brought up more largely remember that you are surprised? Miscalculate your jump that pit remember that it falls?

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #1883 on: July 13, 2006, 03:37:58 PM »
The bunny's 600,000 relatives avenge his death.

« Reply #1884 on: July 13, 2006, 06:59:34 PM »
(How can I do this without hurting the bunnies???) The bunnies happen to be robots and are attracted to Dr Bunsen Honeydew's magnetic carrots, therefore making them unable to avenge anything.
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #1885 on: July 14, 2006, 10:29:39 AM »
The bunnnies turn Bunsen into a robat because they have the power to roboticize by touch.

« Reply #1886 on: July 14, 2006, 10:32:02 AM »
The bunnies are eaten by Sahaquiel.

SushieBoy

  • Giddy fangirl
« Reply #1887 on: July 14, 2006, 12:10:44 PM »
You already used that!!! any way, the bunnies are soon digested, and then blah blah blah.
Just because you can, doesn't mean you should.

The Chef

  • Super
« Reply #1888 on: July 14, 2006, 05:02:38 PM »
They cannot be digested properly becausethey are robotic, and roboticise the gut that ate them from the inside out.

Ambulance Y

  • raewrednu
« Reply #1889 on: July 14, 2006, 09:20:20 PM »
The bunnies start a prosperous civilization in Sahaquiel's large intestine.
Edward has always dreamed of becoming a female monkey.

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