Author Topic: Something Mario hasn't done (Read 4796 times)

HolyAarom · « **on:** July 17, 2005, 11:35:22 AM »

After almost 25 years of gaming, Mario has done a lot of things in his life. Who can find stuff that Mario hasn't done? Oh, and NO M-rated stuff. However, I can't find anything.

Mario Mario he''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!

Power To Da Mario! · « **Reply #1 on:** July 17, 2005, 12:20:51 PM »

Well for one, he hasnt ever ACTUALLY said a real sentence! i mean in paper mario 2 they let you pick a sentence to say but mario doesnt REALLY say it

white_arrow · « **Reply #2 on:** July 17, 2005, 12:28:23 PM »

Marco Polo

YOSHIS RULE

Glorb · « **Reply #3 on:** July 17, 2005, 03:10:32 PM »

He hasn't killed someone with a chainsaw...yet...

Well, this is where the signature goes...

Lizard Dude · « **Reply #4 on:** July 17, 2005, 03:16:21 PM »

Curling

"That Mormon almost destroyed my left hand." ~TEM

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #5 on:** July 17, 2005, 03:36:29 PM »

Doing drugs.

"Rockin Robots, Dr. Light!"~Megaman

Red Paratroopa · « **Reply #6 on:** July 17, 2005, 05:38:14 PM »

His taxes. I'm becoming worried about his financial situation.

"It's impossible this way!"

HolyAarom · « **Reply #7 on:** July 17, 2005, 05:40:31 PM »

He could always go to coin heaven or fight in the Glitz Pit.

Mario Mario he''s our man, If he can''t triple-jump and ground-pound, no one can!

TEM · « **Reply #8 on:** July 17, 2005, 05:47:41 PM »

He's never ridden a shark.

â€œIâ€™m afraid to dukar tomorrow.
Itâ€™s just going to be a burger.â€ - LD

Suffix · « **Reply #9 on:** July 17, 2005, 10:50:21 PM »

New Mario Sports Game for 20X1:

Mario Croquet! Just when you thought there could be no more Mario sports games!

> ... Manipulative substances? Chainsaw maladies?! Didn't we say "not M-rated"?

Edited by - Suffix on 7/17/2005 9:52:13 PM

Kirby (cheat wizard) · « **Reply #10 on:** July 18, 2005, 03:00:57 AM »

Mario HAS spoken at full legnth before in "Mario's Time...... GAH I CAN'T SPELL"!
(Very long ones at that.)

DeadAwake · « **Reply #11 on:** July 18, 2005, 04:23:55 AM »

Has Mario been a zoo keeper yet? Or a farmer?

Watoad · « **Reply #12 on:** July 18, 2005, 05:06:56 AM »

I don't think he's done my laundry yet. Maybe he will next Tuesday.

"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."

PeteyPiranha · « **Reply #13 on:** July 18, 2005, 06:08:37 AM »

Hey that would be cool if they had a ds game like Mario zoo where you play as the zookeeper Mario and get animals in your zoo like yoshi and cheep cheep and you can design exchibits handling money and stuff

CoconutMikeNIke · « **Reply #14 on:** July 18, 2005, 11:41:39 AM »

Watoad has returned!

I know a bunch of things he's never done, like kicking turtles, or eating mushrooms, or riding a green- wait...I forgot about all those other games

But he still hasn't done his job, plumbing. all this running around, saving people, he's slacking off his responsibilities.

You say you want a {Nintendo}revolution, well, you know, we all want to change the world