Hello, and welcome to Crazy-Pointless Fest '06! I'm your host Glorb, along with my co-host, here, Crazy-Pointless Fest Midget.
!Hola, and welcome-o to El Festado Crazy-Pointlesso '06! Yo soy el-hosto El Glorbo, alongo El witho Co-hosto, El Festado Midgeto Crazy-Pointlesso.
Yeah, most of that Spanish was made-up, but I tried my El besto.