Author Topic: super smash brothers melee write the fite (Read 17262 times)

sean · « **on:** February 15, 2003, 05:57:36 AM »

ok now just call me *ninte* now remember that you can ad at least 2 sentinces each post now to get you stared-----------as all the nintendo charicters get redy for the fight...

*ninte*

King Boo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 15, 2003, 06:09:54 PM »

Ok in the annual smash bros tournament everyone was getting ready.Mario & luigi got shock gloves....

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?

sean · « **Reply #2 on:** February 15, 2003, 07:06:22 PM »

and sumus got a missile upgrade and link couldint get his boots on

*ninte*

make my day · « **Reply #3 on:** February 15, 2003, 08:29:58 PM »

mario got on yoshi and ate peach's dress.Link still can't get his boots on.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #4 on:** February 15, 2003, 10:20:05 PM »

Link said "Screw the boots" and threw them. One of them hit Mario and he fell off Yoshi and started doing something resembling a seizure.

Everyone has their own opinions, no matter how WRONG they are.

Edited by - Insane Steve on 2/15/2003 8:21:01 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #5 on:** February 16, 2003, 12:26:03 AM »

So then Ganondorf got a screwdriver and some screws. He began driving the screws into the boots.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

sean · « **Reply #6 on:** February 16, 2003, 02:13:36 AM »

so then link put his metil boots on.and kicked gannondorf in the balls.

*ninte*

King Boo · « **Reply #7 on:** February 16, 2003, 03:18:15 AM »

So Young Link got his sword,shoved it up Ganondorfs bum,then turned the sword in a 360 degree angle,then pulled it out,but it was stuck!

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?

sean · « **Reply #8 on:** February 16, 2003, 04:02:34 AM »

then luigi threw a pokeball.not 1 not 2 but all the pokemon appered...

*ninte*

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #9 on:** February 17, 2003, 01:19:13 AM »

...and blew up, never to be seen again. Meanwhile, Mario was trying to reach Peach, who had been captured by Bowser...

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

sean · « **Reply #10 on:** February 20, 2003, 04:22:00 PM »

then he remembed that this was a free for all mach and said "stuff it"

*ninte*

sean · « **Reply #11 on:** February 20, 2003, 04:22:32 PM »

then he remembed that this was a free for all mach and said "stuff it"

*ninte*

make my day · « **Reply #12 on:** February 20, 2003, 06:04:38 PM »

then ninte doulbe posted and the world went nuts fox had fun shoting link where the sun dont shine

make my day · « **Reply #13 on:** February 20, 2003, 06:05:48 PM »

mario had a right good shoting luigi,bowser and Yoshi with an antrarge of fire balls and said "I like warming my butt by the fire"

Edited by - make my day on 2/20/2003 4:09:45 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #14 on:** February 21, 2003, 01:29:24 AM »

Then some fire bit Frankenstein's nose. After that, Fox reflected everything in the entire arena and the ocean fell into the sea.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

sean · « **Reply #15 on:** February 23, 2003, 02:55:43 AM »

then captin falkin came in his f-zero car.and parket on top of ness

*ninte*

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #16 on:** February 24, 2003, 12:02:30 AM »

So then Fox got in his Arwing and started firing lasers at everything in sight.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

Mario Master · « **Reply #17 on:** February 24, 2003, 07:48:29 PM »

But then Ness used his psycic powers to pull Fox out of the sky and made him crash into Jigglypuff and Pichu.

If Mario is always running around saving Peach, why is he so fat?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #18 on:** February 25, 2003, 12:13:20 AM »

And Fox cheered Ness for having such good aim. So Fox went and flew around some more.

I write poetry when I`m not looking.

King Boo · « **Reply #19 on:** March 01, 2003, 07:11:23 PM »

Then Marth challenged Link in a battle of steel!

Do you know when we die,we''ll be boos too?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #20 on:** March 02, 2003, 12:16:17 AM »

And Marth was lithe. But then, Link scored several excellent hits on Marth, when...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #21 on:** March 03, 2003, 09:05:39 PM »

suddenly Link pulled out a bomb, and shoved it down Marth's throat.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #22 on:** March 04, 2003, 02:15:14 AM »

Marth's face turned red and expanded like Andross' head, while Link laughed foolishly. Marth saw his chance and ate a slice of pie.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #23 on:** March 04, 2003, 01:28:22 PM »

It was cherry pie, and it tasted so good Marth said, "I have to try that again." So he regurgetated it and ate his barf.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Mario Master · « **Reply #24 on:** March 04, 2003, 06:54:22 PM »

However, the stomach acid burnt through Marth's neck, causing his head to fall off. At the funny sight, Young Link had Lon Lon Milk come out his nose.

If Mario is always running around saving Peach, why is he so fat?

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #25 on:** March 04, 2003, 10:08:18 PM »

But the milk was acidic too.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #26 on:** March 05, 2003, 09:52:29 PM »

The acidic milk burnt Young Link's nose off. This made Peach laugh so hard she crapped her pants.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #27 on:** March 05, 2003, 10:06:40 PM »

Then time restarted.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #28 on:** March 06, 2003, 05:20:12 PM »

So then Fox got in his Arwing and started firing lasers at everything in sight. And Mario said, "Woah De-Ja-Vu"

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

sean · « **Reply #29 on:** March 07, 2003, 04:06:01 AM »

ness was recovering from captin falkins acsedint.when falco landed his arwing on him.

*ninte*

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #30 on:** March 07, 2003, 02:42:04 PM »

Falco stepped out of his Arwing and right on to Ness's dead carcus. He then said, "Ewwww I stepped in something."

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #31 on:** March 07, 2003, 02:43:01 PM »

Oops, double post (my first double post)

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 3/7/2003 12:46:03 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #32 on:** March 07, 2003, 10:47:48 PM »

Then Ness got up and asked Falco what the heck he was standing on him for. Falco tried to apologize...

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #33 on:** March 08, 2003, 01:53:00 PM »

But Link cut his head off before he could say anything and his head fell into Ness's lap and Falco ran around like a chicken with its head cut off. Only he was a bird.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #34 on:** March 08, 2003, 08:44:50 PM »

Then Falco said "You nut!", put his head back on, and said "What do you think chickens are?!"

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #35 on:** March 09, 2003, 08:52:32 AM »

Then Falco laid a 24k gold egg.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Mario Master · « **Reply #36 on:** March 09, 2003, 06:23:31 PM »

The golden egg popped open and a Bob-omb was inside.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #37 on:** March 09, 2003, 10:23:05 PM »

Then a Shy Guy said to the Bob-omb, "I remember you from somewhere."

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #38 on:** March 10, 2003, 01:19:35 PM »

Then the Bob-omb blew up and everyone was KOed.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #39 on:** March 11, 2003, 01:17:11 AM »

The match was a tie.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #40 on:** March 11, 2003, 07:57:46 AM »

And then some guy with a deep voice said, "sudden Death!"

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Mario Master · « **Reply #41 on:** March 11, 2003, 08:59:31 PM »

so Link told him to shut up and he sliced Dr. Mario in half. Then Jigglypuff used rest and fell off the stage (for those who don't know, if you set the language to Japanese, Jigglypuff and the other pokemon sound different.)

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #42 on:** March 11, 2003, 10:19:43 PM »

And Dean Harrington told Link not to talk to him like that, and then everyone fell over.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #43 on:** March 12, 2003, 07:18:59 AM »

Then it started raining Bob-ombs

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #44 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:30:22 AM »

And Dr. Mario picked one up and shoved it so far up Bowser's behind that when it exploded...

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 3/12/2003 9:32:21 AM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #45 on:** March 12, 2003, 11:33:06 PM »

. . . Bowser burped. Then, gravity reversed, resulting in . . .

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #46 on:** March 13, 2003, 10:28:22 AM »

a gigantic, heaven-sent explosion that destoyed every X Box ever made.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 3/14/2003 2:42:23 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #47 on:** March 13, 2003, 09:50:54 PM »

Catastrophic? More like heaven-sent! :-P

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #48 on:** March 14, 2003, 04:44:05 PM »

Then Bill Gates got so mad he unleashed his new creation the Rsquare. It sold 0 copies in 4 years.

Mario Master · « **Reply #49 on:** March 14, 2003, 06:45:48 PM »

So Bill Gates decided to implant a virus in the GameCubes so they morph into X Boxes

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #50 on:** March 15, 2003, 12:24:50 AM »

But Prof. Elvin Gadd's newest invention, (still unnamed) put a stop to that!
(Let's try and keep good old Billy out of this one, k?)

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #51 on:** March 15, 2003, 07:01:10 PM »

then Pichu KOed itself

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #52 on:** March 15, 2003, 11:00:07 PM »

And because of that, there was eternal happiness. But they kept fighting anyway.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #53 on:** March 17, 2003, 07:23:45 PM »

Then, in the confusion of the fight, Dr. mario accdently ate a megavitamin. He then turned into Metal Mario.

"Special Fred, momma dropped him on his head. Now he thinks he''s a piece of bread. Cause he''s a little bit special."

Mario Master · « **Reply #54 on:** March 17, 2003, 08:44:08 PM »

And had constipation because his poop was metal too. Then Luigi kicked Mewtwo with his taunt, so he...

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #55 on:** March 18, 2003, 01:20:44 AM »

...gold plated everything in sight, most importantly his teeth.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Jman · « **Reply #56 on:** March 19, 2003, 09:46:15 PM »

THen, all of a sudden, the game froze! But Dr. Mario unfroze it and force fed mewtwo a bag of fertilizer that killed it.

Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #57 on:** March 20, 2003, 12:07:53 AM »

And the crowd cheered. Loud.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #58 on:** March 20, 2003, 02:50:34 PM »

Then everyone ate some strudel.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Mario Master · « **Reply #59 on:** March 20, 2003, 06:00:28 PM »

And then Luigi punched Mario in the gut, making him barf strudel everywhere. Then Mewtwo bit Ganondorf with his Golden teeth.

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Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #60 on:** March 20, 2003, 09:55:28 PM »

But Mewtwo forgot that it was dead, so it died again. Then, Donald [bundle of sticks]en started singing "Your Gold Teeth."

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #61 on:** March 21, 2003, 02:48:05 PM »

Then Ganondorf ate Mewtwo, and he started to transform into...

Scratch here to reveal prize!

sean · « **Reply #62 on:** March 21, 2003, 06:56:26 PM »

A pile of crap

*ninte*

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #63 on:** March 21, 2003, 09:48:58 PM »

But then he stopped, in the "ta da" nick of time. Meanwhile, Dean Harrington had started singing too, and that made Ganondorf transform into Peach, who ripped her face off to reveal . . .

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #64 on:** March 25, 2003, 04:05:37 PM »

that Chupperson Wierd really likes to put lines from some stotries into others.

(Just an observtion)

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #65 on:** March 25, 2003, 11:43:46 PM »

So then they went to see the movie Face/Off.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

sean · « **Reply #66 on:** March 28, 2003, 05:06:41 AM »

then a fight started in the cinema becose falko punched fox becose he got the last of the popcorn

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #67 on:** March 31, 2003, 03:33:35 PM »

But then Fox gave Falco a big kiss and all was well.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #68 on:** March 31, 2003, 09:29:22 PM »

And then Krystal freaked out, but Fox gave her an even bigger kiss.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #69 on:** April 02, 2003, 08:43:47 PM »

Then Slippy freaked out and everybody looked at him.

Sapphira · « **Reply #70 on:** April 02, 2003, 08:56:01 PM »

Peach gasped and suddenly a loud belch came from her mouth, echoing throughout the entire room.

The 1964th person

Hirocon · « **Reply #71 on:** April 03, 2003, 12:20:41 AM »

Then a fight broke out between Peach, Zelda, Krystal, Samus, and all other Nintendo heroines. This fight was, naturally, much more entertaining than the movie.

Edited by - Hirocon on 4/3/2003 5:21:40 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #72 on:** April 03, 2003, 12:45:47 AM »

More entertaining than "Venusian Love Goddesses Strike Back, Part 32"?

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Mario Master · « **Reply #73 on:** April 03, 2003, 08:28:17 AM »

Then they all got kicked out of the movie theater and were thrown to the ground outside.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #74 on:** April 03, 2003, 10:57:48 PM »

Then, out of nowhere, all of a sudden,
Mario kissed Peach,
Link kissed Zelda (and Zelda was mad and beat Link up), Fox kissed Krystal, and Captain Falcon tried to rip Samus' power suit off, prior to receiving an awful blow from Samus' charge beam.

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #75 on:** April 10, 2003, 01:21:57 PM »

Then Krystal kissed Mario, and Peach kissed Captain Falcon, Then to everyone's surprise Zelda kissed Luigi's @$$!

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #76 on:** April 10, 2003, 11:54:44 PM »

Then, Zelda ripped her face off to reveal that she was really one of the actors in the movie!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #77 on:** April 11, 2003, 08:03:14 PM »

The actor was Keanu Reeves. He then said, "I like kissing butt!"

Scratch here to reveal prize!

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 4/23/2003 12:04:15 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #78 on:** April 15, 2003, 12:36:55 AM »

Then, some dude in sunglasses and a black trench coat started beating him up.

His name is Keanu, not... whatever you said.
And just so you know, I'm not a fan of The Matrix. I just know some about it.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/14/2003 11:37:30 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #79 on:** April 27, 2003, 10:06:28 AM »

Then Mario punched Falco in the face.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

sean · « **Reply #80 on:** April 28, 2003, 10:43:54 PM »

then docter mario looked at falko and said that there sowe will be there for life thn falko screamd NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #81 on:** May 04, 2003, 06:57:05 PM »

Then Dr. Mario taped Falco's mouth shut with Duct Tape, but it didn't work.

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.

Mario Master · « **Reply #82 on:** May 08, 2003, 06:27:26 AM »

Cause he needed to use falcon tape! Duct tape was for ducks!

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #83 on:** May 11, 2003, 11:56:51 PM »

Falco got in his Arwing and flew to a solar system far, far away. (The Lylat System, to be exact.)

Jman · « **Reply #84 on:** May 13, 2003, 01:13:59 PM »

Jman had purchased some falcon tape, but Falco was gone. So in his angry time, he taped up Pikachu's head, thus killing it because it could not breathe.
Ha! another point for Anti Pokemon!

Long live the Mario Brothers!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #85 on:** May 20, 2003, 07:21:54 PM »

Hey, could someone please edit sean's post. Not spacing is very annoying because all the posts get mutated.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Mario was riding a horse named Sugar.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #86 on:** June 04, 2003, 09:25:30 PM »

Then two other horses named Coffee and Tea rode up, and Mario began rapping, "I like my sugar with coffee and tea!"

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #87 on:** June 05, 2003, 08:31:07 PM »

The horses sarcasticly spoke to Mario. They said, "Good one, we haven't heard that one before."

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #88 on:** October 20, 2003, 06:25:11 PM »

Then Mario was eaten by a pie!

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?