Author Topic: super smash brothers melee write the fite (Read 17215 times)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #75 on:** April 10, 2003, 01:21:57 PM »

Then Krystal kissed Mario, and Peach kissed Captain Falcon, Then to everyone's surprise Zelda kissed Luigi's @$$!

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #76 on:** April 10, 2003, 11:54:44 PM »

Then, Zelda ripped her face off to reveal that she was really one of the actors in the movie!

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #77 on:** April 11, 2003, 08:03:14 PM »

The actor was Keanu Reeves. He then said, "I like kissing butt!"

Scratch here to reveal prize!

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Edited by - Dr. Mario on 4/23/2003 12:04:15 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #78 on:** April 15, 2003, 12:36:55 AM »

Then, some dude in sunglasses and a black trench coat started beating him up.

His name is Keanu, not... whatever you said.
And just so you know, I'm not a fan of The Matrix. I just know some about it.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 4/14/2003 11:37:30 PM

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #79 on:** April 27, 2003, 10:06:28 AM »

Then Mario punched Falco in the face.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

sean · « **Reply #80 on:** April 28, 2003, 10:43:54 PM »

then docter mario looked at falko and said that there sowe will be there for life thn falko screamd NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOO

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #81 on:** May 04, 2003, 06:57:05 PM »

Then Dr. Mario taped Falco's mouth shut with Duct Tape, but it didn't work.

Remember, anything's possible... if it happens.

Mario Master · « **Reply #82 on:** May 08, 2003, 06:27:26 AM »

Cause he needed to use falcon tape! Duct tape was for ducks!

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #83 on:** May 11, 2003, 11:56:51 PM »

Falco got in his Arwing and flew to a solar system far, far away. (The Lylat System, to be exact.)

Jman · « **Reply #84 on:** May 13, 2003, 01:13:59 PM »

Jman had purchased some falcon tape, but Falco was gone. So in his angry time, he taped up Pikachu's head, thus killing it because it could not breathe.
Ha! another point for Anti Pokemon!

Long live the Mario Brothers!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #85 on:** May 20, 2003, 07:21:54 PM »

Hey, could someone please edit sean's post. Not spacing is very annoying because all the posts get mutated.

Meanwhile back at the ranch, Mario was riding a horse named Sugar.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #86 on:** June 04, 2003, 09:25:30 PM »

Then two other horses named Coffee and Tea rode up, and Mario began rapping, "I like my sugar with coffee and tea!"

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #87 on:** June 05, 2003, 08:31:07 PM »

The horses sarcasticly spoke to Mario. They said, "Good one, we haven't heard that one before."

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #88 on:** October 20, 2003, 06:25:11 PM »

Then Mario was eaten by a pie!

If Johnny has 3 apples and Davey has 2 apples, why won't they both just shut up and eat?