Author Topic: A Mario Story: You add ONE sentence to the tale (Read 362034 times)

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1935 on:** March 22, 2010, 10:50:24 PM »

But not really.

Kimimaru · « **Reply #1936 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:55:33 PM »

Luigi soon noticed the Blue Falcon coming toward him.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1937 on:** March 23, 2010, 02:59:29 PM »

The Blue Falcon screeched to a halt, and Captain Falcon lept out of the cockpit, doing a bunch of stylish and awesome looking flips before landing right in front of Luigi.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1938 on:** March 23, 2010, 03:02:44 PM »

Captain Falcon invited Luigi to grab a FALCON BURGER at McFalcon's for lunch.

penguinwizard · « **Reply #1939 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:06:42 PM »

Then Falcon realized someone poisoned Luigi's burger, said "SHOW ME YOUR FOOD!", and threw that burger right towards the Sun.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1940 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:10:20 PM »

Due to solar radiation and tachyon particles, however, the burger began to mutate, becoming intelligent and demalicious.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1941 on:** March 23, 2010, 05:55:28 PM »

The burger returned to earth and began plotting (what else) world domination.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1942 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:27:18 PM »

"The first step is to liberate my enslaved bretheren and build an army of PAWNCH-broiled soldiers," he said, drawing up a strategy for an invasion of McFalcon's.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1943 on:** March 23, 2010, 06:54:31 PM »

However, Falcon and Luigi had not one but TWO secret weapons: Wario and Kirby, who had just finished a 40 day fast and were starving.

Weegee · « **Reply #1944 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:01:33 PM »

Unfortunately, both had died of starvation by then.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1945 on:** March 23, 2010, 07:23:10 PM »

Fortunately, Luigi had a 1-Up mushroom on him - but which one to revive?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1946 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:14:48 PM »

Kirby's stomach is an endless black hole, so Luigi revived him; meanwhile, Wario was enduring extreme boredom in the Underwhere, the land where all games end.

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #1947 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:20:59 PM »

Suddenly, a voice said, "Wario, would you like a chance at redeeming your past actions?"

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #1948 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:25:02 PM »

"Only if I'm getting paid," said Wario.

Weegee · « **Reply #1949 on:** March 23, 2010, 08:36:23 PM »

The voice relented, saying that he'd receive payment after they finished examining various stages of Wario's life, begnning with his days with Mario in the preschool sandbox.