Aw man this hilarious story happened to me mainly in the Shopko and Walmart stores…but it started in the Costco store…. Well While were going through the Costco store I noticed this blond girl in pigtails..it caught my eye, because not only was her and her family checking out in the next register, but she was wearing pig tails…a hair style I hadn’t seen in a while…And I think that she and her friend was checking me out…but anyway…;P Well anyway, out here the Costco and Shopco Stores are joined..so after we get out of there We go next door….Well I pass the book section and this picture book commemorating the war with Iraq catches my eye…So Im busy looking at cool tanks, missiles, and other hi tech stuff when I hear a couple girls giggling in the Womens clothing department…I didn’t pay any attention to this…so what happened next startled me….I hear the pig tailed girl say this just loud enough for me to hear a couple Isles across… “Well I don’t know about you, but I have to Pee Really bad†Right after That im thinking..whoa..did she just say what I think she said? So, without moving a muscle, I quickly glance up to see the same girl..then I glanced back at the book…Then I though “Hey weren’t those the girls I saw at Costco?†So I look up from my book and confirm it…this all took about 2 seconds to do..so she looks me straightly in the face and says “Ya you heard me right bud, I have to take a pee bad…†I immediately thought up some witty responces, but before I could restrain the urge to laught my butt off right there, they were gone..After that we leave the store, and go to Walmart…well when we check out I see the SAME two girls looking at some girly magazines by the check out counter…so..I go over..pic up some AA batteries which were close and casually say “Well I hope you got your business done..†They looked at me and giggled..Never seen um again after that…The first thing I thought of on the way home was “I cant wait to tell the fellas at the FF about this..†The second thing I though up was “wouldn’t that have been funny if that had been Sapphira and I didnt know it..."….;P
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