That comic doesn't make any sense: he's putting sunglasses on over his sunglasses (or taking them off to reveal more sunglasses)?
I think Toadette is extremely cute, but to say I have a crush on her.. Nah.
I don't think anybody has done the mandatory mention of the ladies from the
Dead or Alive series yet in this thread. I did have a crush on.. one of the blondes a while back (her name escapes me at the moment).