Author Topic: The corrupted wish game (Read 56572 times)

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #60 on:** November 16, 2007, 04:00:25 PM »

Instead you didn't just make a poorly-spelled occupancy reference.

I wish Dr. Cox from scrubs was my best friend

Rao · « **Reply #61 on:** November 17, 2007, 12:29:57 AM »

Instead you break your coccyx.

I wish I were a computer.

Johnny_Macho · « **Reply #62 on:** November 17, 2007, 11:38:50 AM »

Blah blah blah, your needs!

I wish Johnny macho had a taco wearing a poncho with a Mexican named Paco.

Glorb · « **Reply #63 on:** November 17, 2007, 01:17:41 PM »

You get all that, but the taco is a crappy Taco Bell taco.

I wish I knew how to play "Iron Man" with a Game Boy and a rubber band.

dżamper · « **Reply #64 on:** November 17, 2007, 03:22:50 PM »

Universe explodes.

I want to have a notebook.

legendary_plumber · « **Reply #65 on:** November 24, 2007, 10:38:15 AM »

you get a notebook, but a dog pukes on it

i wish i had my weight in gold

Rao · « **Reply #66 on:** November 24, 2007, 10:50:17 AM »

Instead, you get freezing cold.

I wish this lamp was easier to turn on.

legendary_plumber · « **Reply #67 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:06:04 AM »

i think the point of corrupt a wish is to give them their wish, but make something screw it up, not give them something completely different.

example: i wish i had a million dollars-granted, but it's monopoly money

Rao · « **Reply #68 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:42:58 AM »

Did you not get how "gold" rhymes with "cold"?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #69 on:** November 24, 2007, 11:57:08 AM »

Actually, Gold and Cold are two different things. What he meant was that you are supposed to give him his weight in gold, but it's messed up somehow.

Example: You recieve your weight in gold because you get turned into gold itself. Or, you recieve your weight in gold after you sue for losing the entire lower half of your body from the neck down (since he's only a head, he only gets a little bit of gold).

Shyguy92 · « **Reply #70 on:** November 24, 2007, 01:10:21 PM »

I personally think that making you wish completely screw up randomly (e.g. Universe explodes) was funnier. I say it should be moderately relevant, but not so much that it's boring.

I wish for a dead kitten(don't say I got a live kitten).

Corleone · « **Reply #71 on:** November 24, 2007, 02:27:48 PM »

Granted, but it comes to life and eats your brains out.

I wish they would change the U.S. currency to Pesos.

Rao · « **Reply #72 on:** November 24, 2007, 06:53:30 PM »

Instead it gets changed to euros.

I wish that my keyboard was a spaceship.

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #73 on:** November 24, 2007, 07:13:28 PM »

It flies you into the Sun and you melt.

I wish for a beard.

Corleone · « **Reply #74 on:** November 25, 2007, 07:33:02 AM »

Granted, but it is long and get caught in a large mechanical fan, which pulls you in and chops you into a million pieces.

Quote from: Rao on November 24, 2007, 06:53:30 PM

Instead it gets changed to euros.

I wish that my keyboard was a spaceship.

-.- You don't get it. It's supposed to come true, but something goes wrong, like "Granted, but Mexico does not want you to steal their currency and takes all the pesos away."