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Suffix

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« Reply #60 on: October 18, 2005, 08:33:46 PM »
Suprisingly, the Morlocks were kinder than previously depicted.

Glorb

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« Reply #61 on: November 01, 2005, 02:24:11 PM »
The Morlocks sued H.G. Wells for many many hundreds of dollars, but Mario was being a jerk and stole it all, when suddenly...

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"How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us !! You are on the way to destruction. You have no chance to survive make your time. HA HA HA HA ...."
-Cats, Zero Wing (Genesis)
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« Reply #62 on: November 01, 2005, 02:54:49 PM »
the sentence wasn't finished!

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Chupperson Weird

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« Reply #63 on: November 21, 2005, 01:02:35 AM »
Then, Thom Yorke's evil twin came flying out of the sky on his Evil Bread Machine!
That was a joke.

« Reply #64 on: November 27, 2005, 04:20:55 PM »
Then "The Toast" popped out of the new unexploded fifth demension and burned all of the evil toastarians except for "The Eviler Bread".
Yoshi absorbed Donkey Kong and a Koopa and put them in a blender and here I am!

Glorb

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« Reply #65 on: December 09, 2005, 03:07:24 PM »
Then something so totally unbelievably cool and radically awesome to the max happened so fast that everything exploded!
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Suffix

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« Reply #66 on: December 09, 2005, 06:07:12 PM »
Except for Then-- It seemed as if nobody could bring Then down.

Glorb

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« Reply #67 on: December 17, 2005, 10:33:12 AM »
Then Then's back went out, and one of the Morlocks kicked him in the stomach.
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Glorb

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« Reply #68 on: December 27, 2005, 02:32:51 PM »
This caused him to die. (Yes, this is a double post, but I don't want this topic to die.)
every

« Reply #69 on: December 27, 2005, 03:21:41 PM »
um... i think you just killed it.

« Reply #70 on: December 30, 2005, 12:54:25 AM »
But this story has been around so long, and even though he never posted in it, TBT brought it back to life!
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #71 on: December 30, 2005, 01:25:27 AM »
Luigi Simpson and The Blue Toad bravely fought off the Morlocks, and beat them easily!
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #72 on: December 30, 2005, 01:45:46 AM »
"Oh, that was great," said the Blue Toad as he set down his axe which he had used to fight off the Morlocks.
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

« Reply #73 on: December 30, 2005, 01:49:53 AM »
Suddenly, the cave opened (since when were they in a cave) and Master Bread Hand appeared, to which Blue Toad upgraded his axe and Luigi Simpson activated his battle armor.
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

« Reply #74 on: December 30, 2005, 03:39:18 PM »
They cheered triumphantly!
Maybe there is more to me than there is to me...

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