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Author Topic: Episode One: The Koopa Menace  (Read 1544 times)

« on: May 12, 2002, 02:01:30 PM »
Once upon a time...

Mario and Luigi were chosen to help a group of Toads that were under attack by some renegade Goombas. Mario and Luigi went in their personal airplane with Peach to solve the problem.

INSIDE THE PLANE

Mario: One of the Doomships is straight ahead.
Luigi: Hold on tight!

The plane docks with the doomship and only now do we realize its humongous size.
The trio clambers onto the deck and lo and behold they are welcomed by Larry Koopa.

Good ol' Larry takes them too a waiting room and a Goomba takes them some snacks.

ON THE BRIDGE

Goomba: They are here!
Koopa Troopa: I'm not going in there with two plumbers!!
Goomba: Neither am I!
Larry: One of you go! I'll call Bowser!!

Both of them go and Larry calls Bowser on his personal Koopa Video/Audio Wrist Communicator.

Bowser: What the hell-? You woke me up, fool!
Larry: Oh great Bowser! The plumbers and Princess Peach have boarded our doomship!
Bowser: You're under attack!?!?
Larry: No sir! They come in peace!
Bowser: Chuck 'em over the side!

OUTSIDE

Kinopio himself gets inside Mario's plane to investigate.

WAITING ROOM

Goomba: Tell me about the time when you and Lord Bowser worked together to destroy the Great Sword!
Mario: Weel it started when your Lord Bowser took the Princess here captive and I...

OUTSIDE

The cannons blow up the plane and Kinopio.

WAITING ROOM

Somehow the three good guys know and spring into action. Mario punches the Goomba while Luigi heads straight to the bridge.

Larry closes "bulkhead" airtight doors, cutting Mario and Peach off from Luigi and the bridge.

Mario: Out the window!

The two jump and land on Parakarry.

Mario: Parakarry! I'm glad to see you!
Parakarry: Mario!?!? Is that you!?!?
Mario: It sure is, Parakarry! Down to the city!


THE BRIDGE

Larry: Foolish plumber, you shall die!!

Indeed, Luigi is surrounded.

*to be continued*

Yeah! Us Yoshis are the best! We eat and eat and help Mario and eat and lose our kids...and...other stuff.
Yeah! Us Yoshis are the best! We eat and eat and help Mario and eat and lose our kids...and...other stuff.

« Reply #1 on: May 16, 2002, 01:24:50 PM »
Luigi: Oh shoot...
Mario: Maybe we should have told Parakarry to drop us off later!
Luigi: Shut up! It's your fault!
Mario: ME?!
Luigi: Yeah, maybe if your fat self didn't jump on Parakarry with all your might, he wouldn't havefell down and dropped us!
Mario: Shut up, you--
Larry: You shall make great appetizers for Bowser!
Wendy: Yeah! And we'll serve it with cream of Mushroom soup and Peach pie! Bwahaha!
Iggy: And we ain't talkin' fruits and veggies!
Luigi and Mario: *Gulp!* RUN!!!!
*the two run away, but are blocked*
Morton: You think you could escape us? Think again! *Blows a large fire ball at them.*
Mario: Counterattack! *Fireball!*
*the 2 fireballs join up and become 1 ENOURMOUS fireball*
Larry: Runnnnnnnn!!!
Mario: Well, who want's to eat some Wendy food?
Luigi: And we don't mean the restruant!
*The Koopalings get burnt, and so does Mario*
Mario: Ow-wow-wow-wow-ow!!!
Luigi: NOW I'M MAD!!!!!!!!!! *Throws every attack he has at them*
Koopalings: Noooooo!!! *they fly away into the doomship.*
Mario: Water! Water!
*luigi spashes a bucket of water on him.*
Mario: *hissssss...* Ahhh. Much better!
Luigi: Let's get out of here!
Mario: Yeah!

AT THE DOOMSHIP

*the koopalings fall into the waiting room as a smashed-up and charred mess*
Bowser: What in the-?!?
Goomba: Ahh! our army is defeated!
Roy: Wait, Bowser. We know another army!

To be continued...

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