Author Topic: The Excuses Game (Read 22269 times)

dude677 · « **on:** March 04, 2006, 07:07:36 PM »

The concept is too simple, almost like Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer.
Here's how it goes:

The first poster askes a question, like
"Why Did You Forget Your Homework?"
and the poster after makes a witty excuse, like:
"I forogt to remember."

You can't just add any question, it must be able to have an excuse. Anything like "WHy do I like lettuce" to "DO I smell bad?" doesn't have an excuse attached to it. Follow my top example. The question is what a teacher at school would ask, and the excuse would be what a student usually says. Think of it as a teacher-to-student relationship you're thinking here.

So, I'll start:

Why are you late?

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #1 on:** March 04, 2006, 07:29:12 PM »

Because the clock moved to fast.

Why do I like turtles?

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #2 on:** March 04, 2006, 10:49:56 PM »

Because there green.

Why do I read fanfics?

Ambulance Y · « **Reply #3 on:** March 04, 2006, 10:56:20 PM »

Because, goshness, you hate Pi!

Why did you forget the about Billy?

Kojinka · « **Reply #4 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:17:58 PM »

I never knew about the Billy. :P

Where is my Squirt?

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #5 on:** March 04, 2006, 11:21:42 PM »

In the water bottle.

Why do I eat before everyone?

dude677 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 05, 2006, 06:30:37 AM »

(How can I make an excuse for that?)

Why did you leave your project at home?

HolyAarom · « **Reply #7 on:** March 05, 2006, 10:02:58 AM »

It's a project

Why do you hate flood control?

PaperLuigi · « **Reply #8 on:** March 05, 2006, 10:53:47 AM »

Because it keeps floods out! Flood is my best friend!

Why did you forget to come to practice today?

Markio · « **Reply #9 on:** March 05, 2006, 01:10:25 PM »

Sorry, I forgot to practice getting here on time.

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #10 on:** March 05, 2006, 01:36:31 PM »

(no question)

Why do you people critisize my art... sometimes??? (Toad, I'm lookin' at you...)

Mr. Melee · « **Reply #11 on:** March 05, 2006, 03:05:19 PM »

Because they ar't fond of art.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

GiftedGirl · « **Reply #12 on:** March 05, 2006, 07:51:57 PM »

To get to the other side, dur.

Why do you do that???

BP · « **Reply #13 on:** March 06, 2006, 10:53:11 PM »

It was all John's fault!!

Son, eat your crust. Why didn't you eat your freakin' crust?!

Pt_Peach · « **Reply #14 on:** March 06, 2006, 11:07:31 PM »

Because the earth can't survive without crust!

Why didn't you wash the dishes, young lady?