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Jman

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« Reply #30 on: March 12, 2006, 01:12:44 PM »
I killed with with a declarative sentence.

Why do you run around chasing butterflies all day?

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I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #31 on: March 12, 2006, 01:16:54 PM »
It lets me practice my peaceful state of mind because butterflies are peaceful!

Why don't you turn that gamecube off???
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Jman

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« Reply #32 on: March 12, 2006, 01:21:43 PM »
Never!

Why were you up all night?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #33 on: March 12, 2006, 01:24:31 PM »
Because I was waiting for the girls to get on so we could have the dance!

Why didn't you go to the prom like everybody else last night?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #34 on: March 13, 2006, 05:15:53 PM »
Maybe he didn't get a date.

Why do you keep shouting "Albatross!"?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #35 on: March 13, 2006, 05:18:27 PM »
My friend does it!

Why do you keep playing your stupid music?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #36 on: March 13, 2006, 06:17:05 PM »
Hey, Strong Bad Sings is not stupid.

Why do you keep drawing those weird pictures?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

Kojinka

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« Reply #37 on: March 14, 2006, 01:54:47 PM »
Anime is NOT wierd!

Why do you accuse people that are different?
Regards, Uncle Dolan

« Reply #38 on: March 14, 2006, 02:19:45 PM »
I don't do that!

Why haven't you taken out the trash yet?
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #39 on: March 14, 2006, 04:31:44 PM »
Because I don't have to!

Why aren't you wearing your dress?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #40 on: March 14, 2006, 04:38:09 PM »
Because I BURNED IT!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

What are you doing?!
"If they make greeting cards to thank people for helping with evil plans, I owe you one!" ~Dimentio, Super Paper Mario

« Reply #41 on: March 14, 2006, 04:48:18 PM »
I got personal issues, you know...

Why are you sooooo disrespectful?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

Jman

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« Reply #42 on: March 14, 2006, 06:30:17 PM »
What?  How dare you!  I'm not disrespective!  Just joking, of course.

Why haven't I had my dance yet?
I always figured "Time to tip the scales" was Wario's everyday motto.

« Reply #43 on: March 14, 2006, 06:35:01 PM »
Sorry, my fault, see, it hadn't started yet! Yeah, that's it.

Why are you so lazy?
"I don't know why they're called boyshorts! Boys don't wear shorts that short!" - Mitchie

« Reply #44 on: March 14, 2006, 06:35:28 PM »
Because, you see, I was kidnapped by potatoes.

Why are those potatoes lying around?
If my son could decimate Lego cities with his genitals, I'd be [darn] proud.

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