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« on: November 16, 2002, 11:11:58 PM »
That's right! The BORED series comes to General Mario Chat! Hopefully, even more people will reply to the story! Here are the characters for use, so far:
Cable: Unknown person who is in the story
Roshan: An insane person with THE PEN KNIFE OF YOUR IMPERTINENT DOOM, also on a quest to find the Roshan Cartoons
Roy: Roshan's orange Yoshi
Black Yoshi: A perpetually dead character who keeps dying
Steve: An omniscient 3rd party who is outside the story
MMM: MamaMia Mario, who currently resides in Death's house
Death: OOO shiny
Death's house: A place in the Cayman Islands, and also a place in Michigan
U "F" O: The Unknown "Final" Opponent
U "F" O's assistant: There are many of these clones
Evil Roshan: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 2: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 3: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 4: an evil clone of Roshan
Roshan 5: an evil clone of Roshan
Rosha... *SNORRRRRE*
Citrus Man: Mario with amnesia
00boo: A ghost who may be a secret agent?
clownman: What can I say
Chupperson Weird: Someone who is even more insane than Steve and Roshan but no one seems to notice. OoH hEh . . . oOh HeH
That One Guy: Uhh... it's that one guy... what's his name? Rick?
Rock: Mega Man. He was introduced into the story because of a typo in BORED-MKII GT. (Also had a short cameo in BORED_MKII Z)
Tucson, AZ: The town where everyone must visit
Cynicman: A strange guy in a cape and tights with a large "C" painted on his chest - deceased
Here's a quick(?!) recap of the last few episodes for fans of the series confused by the change of networks...
cable: I can't take any more of this! *jumps in the moat*
00boo: There goes another one...
Roshan: Who was the first?
00boo: Roy
Roshan: ROY!?
00boo: Yea, Roy
Roshan: NOOOOO! *jumps in moat*
00boo: *rolls eyes* Sigh...*jumps in moat*
u"F"o: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha*gag*... they will all surely parish!
WILL THEY?
OR IS THERE PERHAPS A SECRET ENTRANCE OR SOMETHING? *wink wink*
WILL WE FINISH THIS STORY BEFORE SCHOOL STARTS? (apparently not)
CW: AH HA!!
*Crashes into scene with damaged jet pack and Roshan's drill boots*
Does CW know something?
Will he tell the others?
Are the others even interested in the story anymore?
Who is George Peter Franklin?
FIND OUT IN THE NEXT
- - - BORED-MKII GT!! - - -
Steve: Fine, I'll get this finished sometime. Not today. I need to get some ideas. I mean, you were sitting in a moat for... 4 months... I think you can sit there for maybe a day now...
Roshan: It's kind of cold now...
Steve:...Ugh... fine.
*Everyone climbs out of the moat.*
Roy: (Now what? And where is everyone?)
Steve: This is going to take a while...
CW: Ooh Heh . . . Ooh Heh
Roshan: What do you want?
CW: Collard Greens!!!!!!!1!!!!11!11!1
Roy: (Oh brother...)
CW: Look! Up in the sky! It's a nerd! It's Insane! It's NOT Steve!? Wait... oh well. Anyway... AAAHHH It's the U "F" O!
*Suddenly a giant monster with the body of Bowser, the programming of Sigma, and as huge as Andross... it's BowSigmAnd!*
cable: and... who?
CW: Gimme a money! *Activates stolen drill boots*
Cable: AAAAHHHH!!! MY MONEY!!! *dies*
George Peter Franklin: How sad. Hmm... did you hear that noise?
CW: Where'd that monster go??
GPF: Oh... heh heh... I just saw it leave... I think... *burp*
Roshan: Git me outta this moat!!
WILL ROSHAN GIT OUTTA THIS MOAT?
WILL THERE BE ANOTHER PART OF THE STORY?
WHERE DID BOWSIGMAND GO?
FIND OUT THE ANSWER TO ALL THESE QUESTIONS...
AND MORE YOU DIDN'T EVEN ASK IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF
. . . . BORED-MKII GT!! . . . .
TV Producer: This show isn't doing so well.
Network Executive: You got it.
CW: What's the big idea? This is a TV show and no one told me? HI MOM
Network Exec.: We're cancelling this show.
*fans write thousands of letters to SBN (Story Boards Network) protesting cancellation*
*however, it is not enough to change their minds*
*then, a rival channel, GMC, decides to buy up all previous episodes, for possible flashback sequences, and also continues the series for the next season, under a slightly new/different name*
CW: AH HA HA HAAA!
And so begins the newest chapter in this totally insane and rather uselessly amusing phenomenon!!
Join these exciting, befuddled characters on their quest to defeat the U "F" O!
And to find the Roshan Cartoons! Which were last seen in the fake Bill Gates's bathroom!
And watch! As CW ends every sentence with an exclamation mark! And starts every new sentence with a conjunction!
Roshan: Wait... I was just in that moat over there...
Roy: (Don't start.)
cable: i'm in tuscon, az!
Black Yoshi: GkkGKkkkkKKgkKkgkkllgkgl
CW: Eeh hee hee heeeee!
Make your posts as random as you possibly can! Don't capitalize cable's speech! That's all for now!
......aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhh
*Falls down deep ravine which just opened underneath him*
Roshan: Oh well.
Roy: (Aren't you going to save him?)
Roshan: Nah. He stole my drill boots. ...MY DRILL BOOTS?!?!ØÐÅ“¶µ¤£¿§§§Þßâ„¢
WILL ROSHAN SAVE CW?
WILL WE KNOW WHAT HE SAID LAST?
WILL WE EVEN CARE?
FIND OUT! IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF
. . . . . BORED-MKIII GX!!! . . . . .
Edited by - Chupperson Weird on 11/20/2002 11:18:01 PM