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Forum Games / Re: The Pointless Topic!

« on: July 02, 2010, 04:37:47 PM »

Yesterday, I saw an ad for diapers that look like jeans, and the slogan was something like "the coolest you'll ever look pooping your pants". Then, not too long afterwards, there was an infomercial for the "Neck Basket", which is exactly what it sounds like. I didn't finish watching the last one, so I can't say for sure whether or not it wasn't some elaborate joke, but witnessing such terrible advertisements in quick succession made me almost think I'd got a whiff of some Scarecrow gas that produces hallucinations of really crappy commercials instead of my deepest fears.

http://www.myneckbasket.com/

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Video Game Chat / Re: Obligatory Zelda Topic

« on: June 30, 2010, 12:44:05 PM »

Yeah. OoT has a nice story and all but it's pretty boring to play.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Obligatory Zelda Topic

« on: June 30, 2010, 11:30:24 AM »

Wind Waker's the only Zelda game I've enjoyed playing. 'Magine that.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Pokemon Topic

« on: June 27, 2010, 09:11:28 PM »

I don't care what anyone thinks, I will capture one of these axe-headed beasts and name it BERSERKER.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Pokemon Topic

« on: June 27, 2010, 09:02:08 PM »

Well, sure looked reptilian to me.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Pokemon Topic

« on: June 27, 2010, 08:51:08 PM »

Triple Battles.

Also a sarcophagus with shadowy hands, and electric tarantula, and a dinosaur  thing with blades on the side of its head. I want them all. 

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Fan Creations / Re: Various Captain Jim Artwork

« on: June 26, 2010, 06:12:32 AM »

Berserkers are cool.

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Video Game Chat / Re: It's the 3DS!

« on: June 23, 2010, 05:33:05 PM »

Well, he was banned from showing his fine physique on eHarmony, so he had to post his picture somewhere.

Anyway, I dunno. It kinda looks like they may still use carts. But with the graphics quality, it may be discs. Who knows with Nintendo.

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Mario Chat / Re: Donkey Kong Country Returns

« on: June 23, 2010, 04:29:54 PM »

Nice, mature comeback, Chef.

I have to partially agree with Brian for once. The DKC games were eyesores. I don't care about the "revolutionary for its time" thing at all. I thought it was ugly in the 90s, I think it's ugly now. The gameplay and atmosphere were just boring to me though.

However, I must say this game is looking nice visually. Don't know if I'll want to play it still.

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Video Game Chat / Re: E3 2010

« on: June 23, 2010, 02:43:41 PM »

I use the Mythbusters card whenever people bring up "DADDY LONG LEGS ARE THE MOST POISONOUS SPIDER BUT THEIR FANGS ARE TWO SMALL TO BITE YOU", since the Mythbusters pretty much went no-nonsense on testing that one.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Marvel vs Capcom 3

« on: June 15, 2010, 05:49:04 PM »

Lies!

I'm not lying! My nose is the same size!

In other news, I find it neat the characters will say the name of the partner they're switching out with.

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Video Game Chat / Re: Marvel vs Capcom 3

« on: June 15, 2010, 05:09:22 PM »

MvC3 gameplay videos are up on the official site.

And yes, Deadpool has a shoryuken.

And Dormammu confirmed.. Possibly the big bad?

Info on him for anyone going "Who's that?"

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Video Game Chat / Re: E3 2010

« on: June 15, 2010, 02:43:07 PM »

I bet the Sly Collection on PS3 (WITH 3D) and Heroes on the Move (WITH MOVE!!!!!) got Turtle all excited.

Me, anti-hyped.

Sony's conference was pretty...not good. It had Twisted Metal which looks awesome, but on the other hand...

Marcus.

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Video Game Chat / Re: The Valve Surprise

« on: June 15, 2010, 02:40:49 PM »

It looks like the surprise is Portal 2 on PS3 with Steam.

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Forum Games / Re: You Laugh, You Lose

« on: June 08, 2010, 01:46:14 AM »

That "Para-goomba" is a dead Mario.