Author Topic: Thy Dungeonman Returns (Read 109299 times)

CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #405 on:** June 18, 2011, 09:20:38 PM »

>status

WarpRattler · « **Reply #406 on:** June 18, 2011, 09:58:43 PM »

HP: ∞

Well, you don't really have any other stats. This isn't that sort of game.

You're not hungry.

To check your inventory enter "i" or "inventory."

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Weegee · « **Reply #407 on:** June 18, 2011, 10:03:52 PM »

Turtlekid1 · « **Reply #408 on:** June 18, 2011, 10:04:31 PM »

You poke yourself in the eye. It hurts.

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CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #409 on:** June 18, 2011, 10:06:52 PM »

>Levelgrind against some Pidgeys and Chocobos.

WarpRattler · « **Reply #410 on:** June 18, 2011, 10:07:20 PM »

Those don't exist in this dimension.

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CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #411 on:** June 18, 2011, 10:24:54 PM »

>Create them.

Weegee · « **Reply #412 on:** June 18, 2011, 10:40:49 PM »

You genetically engineer Pidgeys and Chocobos, and begin to grind against them.

You are arrested for sexual harassment shortly thereafter.

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WarpRattler · « **Reply #413 on:** June 18, 2011, 10:47:01 PM »

>use my crazy cell-reproduction powers to create enough cancerous cells to break open the jail cell

A · « **Reply #414 on:** June 18, 2011, 11:11:56 PM »

All the guards slowly die of cancer over the next seventeen years. I hope you're happy.

W is now a grown woman. You missed her wedding. Her three daughters (ages 12, 9, and 4) have a vague idea of who Grampa [your name] is, but have seen him only in outdated pictures.

Also there are flying cars now. Nobody uses them, though, as they are and always will be wildly impractical.

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BP · « **Reply #415 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:00:11 PM »

> Reminisce with W about my adventures

WarpRattler · « **Reply #416 on:** June 19, 2011, 06:17:16 PM »

"What adventures? You were in prison for seventeen years!"

W learned to speak English while you were gone, apparently.

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Captain Jim · « **Reply #417 on:** June 19, 2011, 07:00:13 PM »

>Feel guilty and apologize to W about not being there for her.

The Chef · « **Reply #418 on:** June 19, 2011, 07:42:23 PM »

W accepts your apology and decides to show you what she's been up to those past 17 years. Apparently she made it off to Living Revolver College of Sciences and is currently a biochemistry major. You feel very proud of W and how far she's come.
What now?

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CrossEyed7 · « **Reply #419 on:** June 19, 2011, 09:52:33 PM »

>Give W's kids some half-dollars and butterscotch candies.