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General Chat / Re: New Conversation
« on: May 18, 2001, 01:43:13 PM »
You can talk about great movies on MY topic ;).

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Religion
« on: May 17, 2001, 05:48:50 PM »
...
I like what Hinopio said and I'm agree with you all. It's really a good thing that we can understand each other, even if we are in disagree on something.
I don't want a star.
My face doesn't hurt.
What's the difference between Rapublicans and Democrats?

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Mario Chat / Re: Help!
« on: May 17, 2001, 05:41:33 PM »
I have many advices that I can give you:

--It won't.

--Kill him.

--Kill Luigi.

--Tell'em that you will give him $100 if he starts to like Mario.

--Get new friends.

--Tell'em that if he doesn't start to like Mario, you will go to his bedroom on the middle of the night and take him off the skin of his leg and put it in his mouth... whitout waking up him.

--Kill yourself.

Seriously: It doesn't matter! You should focus in in something you both like (like Spiderman, cool Brad Pitt movies, the American Pie movies, or, if necessary, chicks).
Or just shoot the guy! Get another friend.
;)

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Mario Chat / Re: i love love!
« on: May 16, 2001, 06:45:22 PM »
Well, thanks :'). I may make another one... on the future.

It's harder when you are a wizard in penguin clothing.

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Mario Chat / Re: i love love!
« on: May 10, 2001, 04:37:11 PM »
Four months have passed, and still no one liked that Rhyme... :'(
Well, but now I'm getting it back to life...
Tell me if you like it ;).

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: May 07, 2001, 05:31:07 PM »
****.

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Forum Games / Re: Preliminary Villain Wars Vote.
« on: May 05, 2001, 07:38:21 PM »
No.

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Mario Chat / Re: Fav games(creative title,isn't it?)
« on: May 05, 2001, 07:21:13 PM »
I just sent it. Whooooff...
Well, I'm happy that the problem ended... I hope so!
So, what do you think, Kinopio?

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Mario Chat / Re: Another weird theory
« on: May 05, 2001, 06:28:24 PM »
This is off-topic, but I just wanted to say it:
Mushroomers aren't half mushroom. They just like mushrooms. The mushrooms on their heads are actually hats, as seen in a SMB3 cartoon, in wich Toad taked it off, I don't remember why (I also remember that he was on the desert, running out from Bowser, with that SMB3 funny running sound -- that's how I know it was a SMB3 cartoon and not a SMB2 cartton... maybe). That's why I like Mario cartoons: they explain the Mario universe in some way... they make it a bit more real.
And, about Bowser violating the Princess, he wouldn't. Bowser doesn't like the Princess, he kidnaps her for polithical reasons (i.e., having control of the Mushroom Kingdom (SMB1), making Mario and Luigi go rescue her so he can have a revenger (every other Mario game, I guess).

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Mario Chat / Re: Fav games(creative title,isn't it?)
« on: May 01, 2001, 12:14:12 AM »
Oh! It DOES work, but Hotmail doesn't accept too big files attached... I hope you have WinZip...

Edited by - Sanctus Yago on 4/30/2001 11:16:25 PM

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Religion
« on: April 30, 2001, 11:50:58 PM »
Atheist? Welcome to the club!
'If you are an atheist and you know it, snap your fingers'. (????? Don't ask me why).
And, I also know a guy who believes himself a nazi. He likes to spend the night shooting jews and black people with big ammo. Nice guy.
;) I don't have nothing aginst the jews or the black people. Just kidding. (I mean, I was kidding when I said I had a Nazi friend, not when I said that I have nothing against jews and black people... Ness-Shady please don't kill me... ;D ).

So, what's the difference between democrats and republicans?

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Mario Chat / Re: Fav games(creative title,isn't it?)
« on: April 30, 2001, 11:26:55 PM »
KT, your TheM069@hotmail.com email doesn't work.
And no, DF, my face doesn't hurt (!?)

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Mario Chat / Re: Im New
« on: April 30, 2001, 11:15:32 PM »
Well, Mario was the bad guy on DKJ.

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Mario Chat / Re: "M" rated mario game
« on: April 30, 2001, 11:04:24 PM »
You know, THAT'S why I want a Lakitu's Cloud!!! ;D
Hehehehh...
Well... That Fired Goomba would be fun...
Mario won't have s.ex with Peach, they don't have chimestry. Luigi maybe... In SMB movie, he falls in love with Daisy, who is like Peach in the movie. The MK Princess... Yeah, I think they both would make a good couple. I really don't think Mario could like Peach in that way, and viceversa. I think it's just friendship.
My point is: Mario-Peach is not a good couple. Luigi-Peach is.
Think about it. Oh, yes, and: Don't you people think that the Mario Bros. are too old for Peach? They look 40, and she looks 25!

Now, talking about something else (we say "Changing the subjet" here, but I don't know the expression in English), I made a homework... a Draw homework... or is it Plastic Homework? How do you say it?
Anyway, for the school I had to make a draw in wich the lines of what is close have to be thick, the ones who are far, have to be thin. Well, I drew a relaxed Mario shooting fireballs to a Venus Firetrap and stomping on a Goomba with one foot at the same time. I've got an Excellent. Cool! :)
Well, I remembered it because the firetrap is burning, not dissapearing, like in the game. So... it's like that fired Goomba.
I can email you the pic if you want to, but anyway I'll send it to Fan Art.

Well, going back to the subject... "M" rated Mario...
" Mario starts walking. Suddenly, a weird winged-turtle appears. It looks mean. So Mario take it by its wings, puts his foot on its body and manually cuttes them off.
BLOOD, BLOOD, BLOOD!!! The Koopa Troopa starts crying and screaming while Mario has red blood all over his blue overalls. He drops off the wings near the Koopa Troopa.
When the Koopa T. is screaming for mercy (MERCY!! MEEEEERCY, PLEASE!!! AHHHOAHHH, PLEASE!!), Mario jumps high (NOOOO!! PLEASE, DOOOOON'T!! NOOOOOOO!) and stomps on the Koopa Troopa (BUMP! AAAHHHHH! Ahhaahh... AAaaaAAargghhh...). It was like exploding a filled-of-red blood-and-bones-and-green skin Mexician piñata. (GGgggGhhhhh...).
Mario keeps going (Nike commercial -- Buy Nike!), but then there is this weird metal cubic block, floating at the height of Mario plus the height of Mario's head.
That weird block has a '?' sign on it, and its flashing. Mario punches it with all his strenght: he breaks his hand (OOoouuchh!!).
But the cube is also damaged, and a weird-looking flashing flower grows from it. Mario is going to climb to the top of the block and get the flower, but then, a weird-looking mushroom-like fanged creature appears.
"It looks mean", thinks Mario. "

I could go on, but I think you got my point, right? Also, this post is becoming big. But I can go on with it if you ask me to, you can also go on...

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: April 30, 2001, 10:24:02 PM »
S.ex, Alcohol & Rock and Roll... with Mario and Luigi.

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