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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: August 18, 2001, 09:23:13 PM »
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Mario Chat / Re: Curse you all
« on: August 17, 2001, 09:50:03 PM »
Yeah, my new, but solid friend has a point. Wasn't everything okay with him now? hey, WAIT A MINUTE, wasn't his name now $$Waluigi$$ or somethin'?
Anyway, as the fella said, you can't-- Whoa... Are those young chicks wearing wet, white T-shirts and NO UPPER UNDERWEAR?? MY GOD!! <gets a Coca-Cola and some chips and starts walking to the chicks> <stops> Oh, oh, wait, IS THAT LOLA PRUE? <things fall to the floor> <starts running> LOLA, LOLA!! WAIT FOR ME! WAIT FOR ME! Hey, move, you... K.T., 'da man', please stop dancing like that °~°. LOLA! LOLAAA!! HEY, DON'T! BILLY CHILLY DO NOT DARE YOU TOUCH HER! OH, COME ON! I'M GONNA KILL YOU! I'M GONNA KILL YOUUU!! <the crowd doesn't let Sanctus go on walking> Oh, God... <keeps walking> I'M GONNA K--OAH!<falls in a pipe> <SMB3 cartoons Pipe Sound>Oh, f*ck!! Who left this here? OoOooOOaahhhh! I'M GONNA KILL YOU, BILLY CHILLY! I'M GONNA KIIIL YOU! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! I KNOW WHERE YOU LIIIIIIIIIVEEE... <his voice starts echoing> Hey, is that a Piranha plant? <CHOMP> Yiiiike! I guess it was <-as, -as, -as...> Well, at least it doesn't spit fire. <FSHH!> Yaahaaoww! <smoke starts going out of the pipe>.

Roy Koopa: <says> ...Uh...That's exactly what I was going to say. >_>  <_<  <runs away>

Edited by - Sanctus Yago on 8/17/2001 8:52:09 PM

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Mario Chat / Re: My grandma died :(
« on: August 17, 2001, 09:31:49 PM »
:D
Yeep! Sorry Mallow! LOL!
You know, that, what happened to me, is what I call 'being paranoid'.
Sorry for getting mad on you, Mallow. ;). UPS.
Oh, and, thanx again pals for sharing it with me. It was kinda relieving. I really consider you my friends now :´).
Hey, the ones who also losted loveable members of family, i'm sorry for you. Thanx for sharing your problems with me also. :)
I guess that the only thing we can think now is that, uh, it could be worst. i mean, in some way, is better to lose your grandparents than your parents, brothers or something. OK that fact doesn't actually relieve me, but I guess that's due to the same reason that makes us forget of thanking God, the Universe or whatever for having a roof upside us, a floor under us, some food inside us, and a computer in front!
And, of course, that bunch of Playboy magazines in the othe room-ER, uh, never mind.

;)!
Hey, take a look at my sig:
--
(from tylerdurden.com)

Can do 500 crunches in 5 minuts...
<has never witnessed birth>
Benches 450 lbs. ...
<has never written poetry>
Uses stairmaster 50 minutes every day.
<has never had to run to save his life>
T D:
Tyler
Durden
<self-improvement is masturbation> <self-destruction is the answer>

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Mario Chat / Re: YKYPMGTMW...
« on: August 17, 2001, 09:10:42 PM »
280. You think that you could reeeally go mad if people doesn't like your Mario jokes and... You could actually KILL'EM.
;)
--
"
Tyler has a vision
Tyler has something to say
Tyler makes soap.
...See what Tyler sees. Hear what Tyler says.
Use soap."
www.foxmovies.com/fightclub
or
www.tylerdurden.com
(re-direct)

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Mario Chat / Re: YKYPMGTMW...
« on: August 17, 2001, 07:02:11 PM »
You go camp with your friends in a forest and:

260. You don't carry ANY kind of teepee (you know what I mean...). Instead, somehow you managed to have a big-silly pumpable giant-mushroomish life-boat thingie. (You know, the... people in baywatch uses them all the time for rescue people... I think the word is 'rescue boat'. Whatever). Then you try to find some wood to put it on the rescue-boat thingie (your friends start to look at you with a strange expression), then you find it, and then you try to put it in the rescue-boat whit a hammer and some nails, while singing:

"
My
My
My
Mushroom House, will be ready
My
My
My
Mushroom Hooouuuuuse..."
with an incredible louder and high voice, if you know what I mean.
Your friends start thinking that you are going crazy.
Then the Mushroom House blows up.

(I'm gonna post this now, before anyone else gets the 260th topic. Then I'll edit the
message and add some more ideas).

Done. Now:

261. As I just said, the Mushroom House blows up. Then, for some reason, your right part of the lip starts moving itself. Your pupils lose colour. Then you shake your head and look normal again. your friends look frightened.
you then decide to take your Game Boy and play some Mario games. When you reach your bag, you find out that many cartridges have a note sticked on: "Mr. Judge: I'm sorry, but I couldn hold on no more. This is a suicide; please don't think it's a murder. Still, if you want to pinpoint an actual murder, that would be <insert your name here>".

262. One of the cartridges had a big, smoking hole on the middle and a tiny little toy gun near it.

263. Other was tied-up to tiny, toy train rails on the ground. Your Mario-related toy train (the Koopa Choo) passed on it and somehow fell on some kind of hole on the ground, too.

264. By the way, you have a Mario-related train toy named... the Koopa Choo!!

265. Oh, let me go on with the "you're camping in the forest" thing. In the hole, you find out that your train is all broken, and looks like a cartridge was driving it, cuz you find some several and separeted parts of a GB cartridge on the hole.

266. You realyze that the hole was created when one of the cartridges blew itself using your Bob-omb-shaped homemade bomb.

267. By the way again, you got crazy enough for browsing the internet searching for instructions telling how to make homemade bombs, just to have a REAL-EXPLODING BOB-OMB SHAPED BOMB!!

268. You then take your Game Boy Advance and start playing Super Mario Advance (btw, shouldn't the name be Super Mario BROTHERS Advance?). But when you get to the "Select Character" screen, you see Mario, Peach, Toad and Luigi hanging on four ropes, they all with one chair on the floor each!!

269. You wonder, 'How weird'. Then you realyze that it has already become night and all your friends are in their teepees, closed-in, totally freaked-out!! So, the 269th post of the list is: You are such a Mario fan that you start to freak people near you out!!

270. Then, of course, you go mad. You want to be at home, playing Super Mario Brothers All Stars on your Super Nes, and not in such a mean forest.
You start running through it, shouting and trying to find and hunt raccoons, like 'Ahhhrgg!! STOP MOVING, RACCOONS!! I NEED TO KIIIIIILL YOU!! SO I CAN HAVE RACOON TAILS TO PUSH INTO MY B*TT SO I CAN FLY BACK HOME! FLYYYY!! FLY, FLY, FLY!!' ...

271. ... '(one hour later) OR MAYBE, I COULD JUST WAIT TO FIND THIS INCREDIBLE-HUGE RACCOON AND KIIIIIILL HIM, AND THEN MADE MYSELF A TANOOKI SUIT!! AND THEN, I'M GONNA FLY, FLY, FLYYYYY.....! MWAHAHAHAHA...!!!'

272. Your friends get SO frightened that decide to leave the teepee and fight with you! (MWAHAHA! DON'T EVEN THIIINK ABOUT IT! YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO DEFEAT ME, ONCE I FOUND SOME WAY TO STICK A RACCOON TAIL ON MY @$$, AND THEN GIVE YOU A... A... RACCOON PUNCH! Ouch! Hey! Stop hitting me!)
They wanna get you unconscious!

273. (As you probably didn't figure out, the last one was 'when you have a fight with someone in the forest, you try to kill a raccoon and use its tail to punch your opponent!)
Let us go on.
Then, you try to stomp on your friends.

274. You somehow got away of the fight, screaming 'A FIRE FLOWER!! ALL I NEED IS A FIRE FLOWER! I SEE SOME FLOWERS BACK THERE, ON THE GRASS! LET ME GET THEM! UH! ... OH! STOP... GRABBING... MEE!! LET-ME-GET ONE!! OHHH, PLEASE! OUCH! FIRE FLOWER1 FIRE FLOWER! FIRE FLOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEERR! OHHH...'

275. 'I KNOW, I KNOW. ALL I NEED IS TO BE BIG. BIG! BIIIGG! >gets off the fight and jumps onto the base of a tree< >grabs a little, weird-looking mushroom< NOW I'LL EAT THIS, AND UH... AND UH... I'M GONNA BE BIG! YES! BIIIIG! HAHAHAHAHA..... I'M GONNA KICK YOUR BU*T!!! MWAHA-MWAHA-MWAHAHAHAHA... Awww... Whatever... >eats the mushroom<

276. Everything blacks out, and, from that moment to the moment you wake up in the Hospital, you see it like the SMB3 fading effect!

277. The Doctor tries to explain you what happened, why are they going to opperate you and why are you tied to the bed, but then you see that his name is Mario, and a smile (:) ) pops on your face. 'You? You are gonna opperate me? I mean, your ACTUAL name is... Dr. Mario! Yay! You're gonna open me up and order some viruses I have, and, and... score! points! tetris-kinda game! mario. games... double-u double-u double-u... classicgaming dot com... slash... t-m-k... oah... dot com. The Mush... Mushroom King... dom. slash again, type 'board and you have tha... Fungi Foru... uh... ummmmssss... <opens mouth again wanting to keep talking> <WHAAAMMM* * *> OUCH! yaouuu...'
(The nurse first injected you something to fall asleep, but you kept talking, so the doctor hit you with some tool).

278. You wake up. The doctor smiles at you.
'Four days have passed. You are o.k. now. If you wanna know what happened to you--'
'Oh, never mind. I KNOW what happened to me. I'm as smart as a fat plumber. He-he-he... I'm telling you: I thought I was eating a Super Mushroom, instead -would you believe it?- I was eating a BLACK MUSHROOM!'
(doctor looks at you with a weird looking on his eyes).

279. Doctor: Uhh, anyway, you probably wanna now HOW we healed you... We--
You: Never mind, Doc Mario (blinks), I also now that. YOU GAVE A GREEN MUSHROOM!! A 1-UP MUSHROOM! YAY! MWAHAHA! HAHAHSAHAHA! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOM! MUSHROOOOOOOOOMMM!

Okey, that's all. I ran out of ideas, though I could think some more, just to complete 280 postings. But I'm not okey with that, I got the 260th as a coincidence, and just wanting to put ONE more post, the 'hunting raccoons to make yourself a Tanooki Suit' one.
Hey, please, if you actually found all that funny, please please PLEASE say something. Maybe I'm being selfish, but I like people to congratulate me when I do things. Hey, after all, I spend an hour or plus on making it. So, really, say something if you liked it.
Thanks!

Edited by - Sanctus Yago on 8/17/2001 8:05:56 PM

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Forum Games / Re: Mario Word Association
« on: August 16, 2001, 08:54:31 PM »
Something I haven't ever read.

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Site Discussion / Re: Mr. Face?
« on: August 16, 2001, 08:17:39 PM »
O. K., whatever...

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Forum Games / Re: Chose your own Mario Adventure
« on: August 14, 2001, 09:50:25 PM »
I'm on, but I can't decide for a character...

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General Chat / Re: Post your alias
« on: August 10, 2001, 12:52:25 PM »
Hey, I still wonder about what 'Weggie' means... I think I'm just gonna call you that way until someone explain it to me... >:E (naughty face)
Oh, btw, Weggie, are you a 'he or a 'she'?

Btw again, MegaTwo, the correct name would be 'Chupacabras', because 'cabras' is the plural of 'cabra'. We use plurals in that kind of names. 'Chupacabra' sounds like it's sucking ("chupa" = 'He/She sucks', or 'He/She's sucking') just one... uh... "cabra". Ok what the name means is that the monster sucks the blood of those animals. You know, like Draccula. Actually, 'Chupacabras' would be sort of a short for 'Chupador de cabras', wich would be, "Cabras sucker". (Sucker=chupador).

Oh, and just to reply to the topic, Sanctus Yago is my only alias. I took it for a book; it means my real name in Latin or Old Italian or something. I first used it in a section of my school's newspaper, I was sort of an 'old wise guy', who replied people about ANYTHING they wanted to know (with, of course, 'I have no idea' as one of the possible answers). It was kinda fun. And, you could think that it was just something funny, but then kids started to ask me things like 'Why can't I stop behaving wrong?', and 'Hey, I think my parents are gonna separete, what can I do?', and it became serious. Ya'know, someone even called me 'Mister Mage that Knows Everithing" :) . It was touching.

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Mario Chat / Re: My grandma died :(
« on: August 10, 2001, 12:26:34 PM »
Oh, and now that I think about it, I didn't get that 'potty' thing that Mallow said. But it looked like I was bugging him with something I said; what was it, I have no idea. But I would just like to let something clear: I didn't tell you people about the death of my grandma because I wanted your pitty; I talked about it because that was the way I was feeling and because that any attempt to continue replying on the other topics without mention this would be undoable. If you don't believe me, just check my reply to the 'Birthday Bash' topic, my only reply to it was an 'H.B.'. I didn't feel like talking about something else.
And on the other hand, arn't we all friends? When someone of your family died and you go playing with your friends, you don't hide that fact from them, right? You mention it, (actually, the first thing that happen is that they ask you 'how are you?', and you are lying if you say 'Fine') then they say 'Sorry, man', and then you all start playing basketball or whatever.
Got it?

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Mario Chat / Re: My grandma died :(
« on: August 10, 2001, 12:13:19 PM »
Thanx. I feel better now, a few days have passed, and at the same time, it was nice to share it with you.
:)

P.S,: Oh btw Mario&Link, I didn't get a single word of what you said :) .

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Mario Chat / Re: My grandma died :(
« on: August 10, 2001, 12:12:36 PM »
Thanx. I feel better now, a few days have passed, and at the same time, it was nice to share it with you.
:)

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Mario Chat / Re: Birthday Bash
« on: August 09, 2001, 12:27:25 AM »
H.B.

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Not at the Dinner Table / Re: Religion
« on: August 06, 2001, 06:15:08 PM »
So,
what is the difference between republicans and democrats?
Oh and I don't like Bush. I think he's from the right wing, isn't he? Well is that a republican or a democrat?

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Fan Creations / Re: A Mario Adventure--creative title, huh?
« on: August 03, 2001, 11:00:57 PM »
EDITED: I tried to edit this earlier, but the system didn't work. But apparently, no one has read this but RoyKoopa (Phew!)
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

ROTFL:
Rolling
On
The
Floor
Laughing.
Or:
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAA...
Man, that's VERY funnt stuff. I'm telling you, I had to tap my mouth with my hand while reading trying to not to laugh loud. (As always, it's already 2:00 a.m., and my parents are sleeping).
Really, man, you are a very good writer. i like the way you handle things, keeping the 'childish' way of writing, with no bad wprds or violence and stuff. It made me remember the old SMB3 cartoons. (I gotta rent them some time -- there are two videos of episodes in a video-store near here!)
Oh, and today I came back from the vacations. They were SO cool. I climbed mountains and rided horses. :) .
Sadly, classes start next Monday :(. But apparently, there will be a strike (politicians, with, I have to say it, the support of the U.S. and the International Monetary Funds, cut the budget for Education and lots of stuff). What a motherKcufing world... :(
OK, the good news are that I'll have one more day of vacation...

Hey, I wonder if you have strikes there in the USA. People often think on the U.S. as a mean-perfect-rich country, but I got the feelin' thet it isn't that much. U.S. people, at least here on the Forums (and thet's the only U.S. paople I had ever met -- except for an exchange student), are not perfect or mean. They are cool, normal people. :) So I really would like you people to tell me what's going on there.
(yeep, I guess that was a bit out-of-topic)
Please don't get mad with me, guys. Maybe I shouldn't had started talking about polythic, but... I mean, we're all friends and I think we can trust and support each other. So I trust you to don't get mad  on me :). Oh, and I don't hate the U.S., though I don't really know much about it anyway...
I do know that it's not that simple like 'Oh, United States just keep ****ing the other countries, every person who lives there is really mean'. No. I'm SURE that there is good and bad people in every country, and I also KNOW that you can't make a judgement out of a country just because of its government (the same way you could think that in Argentina we're all thiefs and liers... wich we are not). Come to thinking it, most time the people in the governments of most countries are mean people. Sad, isn't it? The people we choose for ruling and for represent us on the foreign countries, are there just because of the power.

<gets tired of thinking about Humanity and itsproblems and falls asleep on the keyboard>

Edited by - Sanctus Yago on 8/6/2001 4:47:26 PM

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