I don't know about whoever closed this topic, but it seems quite clear to me that this unwelcome dude is either marioguy, jon, or some other bete noire of their ilk. Therefore I recommend the same old, same old if you're capable of the maneuver. If not, then I'd be obliged to do it myself.
(Sorry—I got a little carried away with weird words in this post, and they may not all be correct. Heh. ;)
“Hey, lemme borrow your bike. C’mon, I’ll give you some chips.â€