Luigison, I think your post made me laugh even more than Vid's. (Sorry, Vid.)
And now to make like the wise Nameneko and actually contribute to the topic . . . Uh, I wrote a nice 'n' long letter to a certain Mr. Kast today that purposely featured a reference to the upcoming LoZenge to non-gamers' sore, empty throats.
[Chudah (and ヴィ.ジ.ジェ.!) will follow tomorrow morning, I hope. But that has nothing to do with this topic, either.]
"He is not a fool who gives up what he cannot keep for the sake of what he can never lose."