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« Reply #210 on: May 06, 2008, 05:00:47 PM »
A giant duck lands on you and you have a seizure from looking at rainbows.

I wish for... Mario Party 57!
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

« Reply #211 on: May 06, 2008, 05:08:36 PM »
You get Pikmin 3.

I wish that life wasn't tough.

« Reply #212 on: May 06, 2008, 05:14:39 PM »
You get struck by reality.

I wish for a fluffy pillow.
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #213 on: May 06, 2008, 05:22:09 PM »
It's so fluffy that it smothers you.

I wish for better internet reception at my college.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #214 on: May 06, 2008, 05:25:14 PM »
Granted, but the internet connection is so great, the robot secretly hidden in the basement of your college gets so stressed, it shoots itself.

I wish I could get to the Secret Page (OMG!).

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #215 on: May 07, 2008, 06:59:57 AM »
You make it there but your computer dies out before anything but the background loads.

I wish I liked salad.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #216 on: May 07, 2008, 04:08:52 PM »
You eat too much salad and become fat.

I wish I had a kitten.
Gently push a piece of the tube containing the intersection along the fourth dimension, out of the original three dimensional space.
- WIkipedia page on the Klein bottle

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #217 on: May 07, 2008, 04:15:53 PM »
You have a kitten... for breakfast.

I wish the blinds in my window worked.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #218 on: May 08, 2008, 10:38:51 AM »
You go blind.

I wish I was blind, too.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

  • Banned
« Reply #219 on: May 08, 2008, 02:00:50 PM »
The blinds in your window work.

I wish I could see.
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« Reply #220 on: May 08, 2008, 04:28:37 PM »
Your eyes get hurt from staring at the sun through your blinds while your blind, thus making you lose sight of you blind blindness!

I wish for 3 more wishes.

« Reply #221 on: May 08, 2008, 04:31:08 PM »
You get three more wishes, but then I decide to revoke them for lulz.

I wish.
"MY FAVORITE PART WAS WHEN RICK ASTLEY SAID HE'D NEVER LET ME DOWN" - Cosbydaf

« Reply #222 on: May 08, 2008, 04:42:31 PM »
[Error!] Your wish is thrown out a window because it wasn't complete.

I wish that I was a moderator.

CrossEyed7

  • i can make this whatever i want; you're not my dad
« Reply #223 on: May 08, 2008, 10:09:03 PM »
You become a moderate oar.



I wish for more cookies.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

  • Tortuga
« Reply #224 on: May 09, 2008, 11:21:34 AM »
You get broccoli-chip cookies and brussels sprouts-nut cookies.

I wish my post count was 10,000.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

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