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Author Topic: The corrupted wish game  (Read 56164 times)

« Reply #240 on: May 18, 2008, 08:59:01 AM »
It was corrupted.

I wish I was Sonic the Hedgehog and I could be revived perfectly normal every time I died or fell into a pit.
In Soviet Russia, Pokemon chooses you!

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #241 on: May 18, 2008, 12:34:23 PM »
Your voice is replaced with an even worse voice with no prior notice.

I wish everyone else checked the friend codes topics as often as I do now that I have working internets.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #242 on: May 19, 2008, 04:00:47 PM »
Everyone but you starts checking friend code topics frequently.

I wish I could play 358/2 days right now.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

CrossEyed7

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« Reply #243 on: May 19, 2008, 04:08:03 PM »
You play 358/2 days every day, aging at 179 times the normal rate and dying an early death.

I wish I knew why my leg hurts.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

« Reply #244 on: May 19, 2008, 09:41:24 PM »
Llamas!  (wait what?)

Are pringles nutritious?
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Glorb

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« Reply #245 on: May 19, 2008, 10:05:30 PM »
Erm, no. And your wish gets corrupted...somehow.

I wish those Java Monster drinks weren't so addictive.
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« Reply #246 on: May 19, 2008, 10:21:17 PM »
They become non-addictive and you become depressed

As for my earlier post, I was tired (and I still am) and I was thinking it was the ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer topic.

oh and I wish for a jar of yummy apricot jelly.
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Turtlekid1

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« Reply #247 on: May 21, 2008, 06:41:26 AM »
You get some mutant apricot jelly that eats you in three bites.

I wish my hair was straight.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

Glorb

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« Reply #248 on: May 21, 2008, 08:56:03 PM »
Your hair becomes so straight, it's crazy. Later, you are locked up in a menal institution.

I wish "frohned" would catch on.
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CrossEyed7

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« Reply #249 on: May 21, 2008, 09:01:29 PM »
It catches on to your leg and never lets go, moderately niggling you the rest of your life.

I wish files would copy faster onto my new computer.
"Oh man, I wish being a part of a Mario fan community was the most embarrassing thing about my life." - Super-Jesse

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #250 on: May 23, 2008, 07:53:10 PM »
Your files copy so fast they make your CPU explode.

I wish I had eyes in the back of my head.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #251 on: May 23, 2008, 08:11:05 PM »
The eyes are prostetic and are added on with only 1% sticky, non-working glue and they stay on until you leave the hospital. When you leave, they fall out and you go blind (because they needed to use your front eyes).

I wish that Breaking Dawn and Midnight Sun would come out quicker.

Turtlekid1

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« Reply #252 on: May 24, 2008, 09:11:04 AM »
They come out in 10,000 B.C. and are lost with Atlantis.

I wish Atlantis wouldn't have been lost.
"It'll say life is sacred and so is death
but death is life and so we move on"

« Reply #253 on: May 24, 2008, 09:30:36 AM »
Atlantis is found, and there turns out to be a race of man-eating aliens living there and they take over the world.

I wish air pollution would go away.
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Glorb

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« Reply #254 on: May 25, 2008, 02:15:23 PM »
Lots of effort is spent reducing air pollution, which causes noise pollution to spiral out of control.

Atlantis is found, and there turns out to be a race of man-eating aliens living there and they take over the world.

I wish someone would make this into the next Indiana Jones movie.
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