URGENT!

[dude677]

I am not really dude677. I am his younger brother.
My big brother had disapeared from our household yesterday, and we searched everywhere for him.
No luck.
Just today, we uncovered a scrap of paper with these strange words. They completely mean gibberish.

READ A STAR.
NEAR NOW.
TENTS LOVE GENTS.
THAT.
UUUTY.

i have no idea what this means. Underneath was was this message to me.

"Alex. Go to themushroomkingdom.net/board. Give them the above message. Best of luck."

Underneath was was his user name and password, which was unneeded because he never really logs out.

He does this "joke" every two years, and we usually find him in the hallway closet the first two minutes, but now, he has just disapeared.

Please, help me find out where he is!

[The Chef]

This better not be a cruel joke.

[Glorb]

I hate to sound unsympathetic, but this sounds ridiculous. First off, how do we know you're not really dude677? Maybe you're just saying you're not. And second, how would we possibly find him? Do we look in our hallway closets? I am in no way trying to sound mean, and if your brother actually has run away/been kidnapped/been abucted by aliens then I express my deepest sympathy.

[Mr. Wiggles]

I don't get it.

[CrzyFlmngMnkyHead]

It could be true... anyways, I have some questions for Dude667's younger brother.

1. Does your brother have a cell phone?
2. How long has it been since you've last seen him?
3. Was the note wet or hard to read?
4. Did you try calling his friends?
5. Was your brother acting strange a few days before he disappeared?
6. Did he take any of his favorite belongings?
7. Are you aware of anybody that has angered him or has been bothering him?

Also, could you make a photocopy of the scrap of paper (if possible)?

[PaperLuigi]

Okay, this is either a joke, or something strange goin' on. You type the same way dude677 does. Are you just bull craping us?


If not, read the note. Unscramble the words, and you might find your brother.

That's only if it's not a joke. I'm 99.9 % sure it's just you in disguise, dude677. I say that because at least if I'm wrong, I'm .01% right.

EDIT: Guys, dude677 said you can still find him on the Gamespy forums. Look for his name there; he might be pulling our legs.

[Screech]

Even if it's a complete load, it still sounds like fun to figure out.
Out of curiosity, how old is your brother?

[BP]

"Read a star." I hope he didn't mean L is Real 2401 because we won't get anywhere with that.
"Near now." Uhhh... don't know how that pertains to this board.
"Tents love gents." ...don't know.
"That." What?
"UUUTY." Argh, I'm stumped.
So... I can't really help. At all. I'm kind of an idiot, but I get by... Maybe there are clues in the stories he wrote.
If this is all a cruel joke, then I "argh" at you. This kind of thing gets me all worked up.

[MEGAߥTE]

 

EDIT: Guys, dude677 said you can still find him on the Gamespy forums. Look for his name there; he might be pulling our legs.

P.S-You can find me on the GameSpy forums with the same name.
Oh yeah. You might see my name pop up once in a while.
*wink*

http://www.forumplanet.com/gamespy/user.asp?gid=76485313&mid=2627019

He posted there within minutes of here.  Thank you and goodbye.

[PaperLuigi]

See? Come on dude677, if ou were gonna pull something like this, you shouldn't have given THAT kind of info away.

[TEM]

How has this topic not been closed yet?

[Insane Steve]

How has this topic not been closed yet?

I was unpacking to moveback into my dorm. Sheesh.