Author Topic: Ask a stupid Qusestion get a stupid answer (Read 1307320 times)

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #1080 on:** May 20, 2005, 01:07:16 PM »

The hamster that is responsible for your internet connection.

What exactly is Birdo?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.

Sapphira · « **Reply #1081 on:** May 20, 2005, 01:53:40 PM »

A certain species of dinosaur is my theory. DIFFERENT from Yoshis.

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he keep doing it?

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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools, because they have to say something.

Latias Dita · « **Reply #1082 on:** May 20, 2005, 04:37:51 PM »

Because he cares!

Yozora wo kakeru nagreboshi wo ima mitsukeraretara nani wo inoru darou? (If right now, I saw a shooting star flash across the night sky, what would I wish for?) *sings rest of Starry Heavens*

Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.

Edited by - Latias Dita on 5/20/2005 6:35:53 PM

PeteyPiranha · « **Reply #1083 on:** May 20, 2005, 04:52:43 PM »

baka baka baka!

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #1084 on:** May 25, 2005, 01:14:49 PM »

*Ignores previous post*

World poverty to end overnight.

Who does Bowser call when he has a plumbing emergency?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.

Edited by - Sqrt2 on 5/25/2005 12:15:27 PM

Yoshisaurus Rex · « **Reply #1085 on:** May 25, 2005, 01:57:22 PM »

I'm guessing the Wario bros. if they also copied Mario and Luigi for their skills in plumbing. Either that or he gets Kamek to use his magic to fix stuff.

Will Nintendo ever create a sweet new theme park some day?

"Do you got a mullet goinâ€™ on?"

Edited by - Yoshisaurus Rex on 5/25/2005 1:02:53 PM

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1086 on:** May 25, 2005, 02:36:38 PM »

Maybe, but you must have patience Yoshi-son, PATIENCE IS THE KEY DANG YOU! PAAAAATIENCE! Now hurry up with my green tea!

What is that big round thing on Sir Grodus's head?

Suffix · « **Reply #1087 on:** May 25, 2005, 04:20:21 PM »

That is his head! You can't rule over a giant, militarian race with just a pea-sized, foot-soldier brain, could you?

How did the enormously funny, ghostly guy from PM:TTYD steal part of a menu?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1088 on:** May 25, 2005, 06:57:57 PM »

By cleverly stealing it.

Why doesn't Homestar Runner have any arms?

Sqrt2 · « **Reply #1089 on:** May 28, 2005, 04:50:58 PM »

Had a nasty incident with a food blender.

Why does Hooktail lok like Valoo from the Wind Waker?

If at first you don''t suceed - destroy any evidence that you tried in the first place.

Jman · « **Reply #1090 on:** May 28, 2005, 09:55:11 PM »

I don't know.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?

I''ve said my piece, now I''m off to some hardcore SSBM action!

Latias Dita · « **Reply #1091 on:** May 30, 2005, 11:42:39 AM »

12342319857238904712389741238974891237489271389471289374892374234 licks.

Why does Koops always wear that bandage?

Random Anime Quote:
" They''ve drawn us awful carelessly."--Osaru (I think), Jubei-Chan episode 5.

Markio · « **Reply #1092 on:** May 30, 2005, 12:49:09 PM »

He stayed in the sun too long with it and the sticky part of it melted into his head and is unremovable.

If chickens had lips, could they whistle?

Suffix · « **Reply #1093 on:** May 30, 2005, 01:38:10 PM »

Absolutely not! There are plenty of whistling birds, who don't have lips!

What is so special about sesame seeds?

The Blue Toad · « **Reply #1094 on:** May 30, 2005, 07:12:38 PM »

Because Mario once got a hamburger at McDonaldds, saw the sesame seeds and said, "These are-a good seeds says-a-me!" The guy at the drive-thru window laughed so hard that Mario said "says-a-me" (which sounded like sesame) that he told the press, and it became a huge thing. Naturally, everyone loved MArio and decided that sesame seeds must be very special if Mario, the hero of Mushroom Kingdom, thinks so. THey even tried to get Mario to be the new 'Sesame Seed Boy' but it didn't work. Mario just like sesame seeds, and didn't want it to become a huge thing. He couldn't help it if he has an italian accent and says "says-a me" which sounds like sesame. Mario doesn't buy at McDonalds from this point on. And that my friends, is the story of why sesame seeds are more popular than any other seed...

Is Waluigi happy with his name?