Author Topic: into the real world (Read 15435 times)

Screech · « **on:** March 24, 2003, 08:23:34 PM »

Allright, I'm writing this, as well as my other story. the way this works is, we each write a part of a story, using our real world selves, set in the MK. I repeat REAL WORLD SELVES. NOT FAN CHARACTERS. THE PERSON TYPING AT YOUR COMPUTER.
I really can't say if this will work.(I think I tried something like this before, but there are different people posting so we'll see.)
Allright rules:
1. I appreciate humor but try not to make it extremely silly or stupid.
2. no "sucked into the computer" stories. you should be already in the mk.
3. again, no fan characters, you play as yourself.

oh! Gotta go!

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #1 on:** March 25, 2003, 04:22:24 PM »

Me: Ahhhhhh! Get off my leg you stupid Goomba! Hey is that a coin? Cool! Now I have enough money to buy that Mario cap.

Wario: That coin is mine!

Me: Shut Up! {punches Wario}

Wario: Oww!

Me: See ya! I'm gonna buy some Mario merchandise! By the way, Wario your standing on a dead Goomba.

Wario: Aigh!

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Jman · « **Reply #2 on:** March 25, 2003, 05:06:23 PM »

Me: Die Lemmy! Backbone buster!
Lemmy: owwwwwwwww...
Announcer guy: He wins it! The title is his!
Me: I'd like to call down Bowser!
Bowser: THis isn't WWE, it's the mushroom Kingdom!
Me: Well, I should get like 50,000 points then!
Bowser and I duked it out until I tossed him out of the Mushroom ring.
Me: Watch your back, Lemmy, Or The hammer will smash you!!!!

Mariomania is still running wild! Whatcha gonna do Bowser, When Mario runs wild on you!

Screech · « **Reply #3 on:** March 25, 2003, 05:54:42 PM »

Ooookay... I guess I should have explained things a little better. It's a continuing story. Someone writes part, and someone else continues, but connects their post to the one preceeding it.
example:
Post 1:Screech did so and so, to so and so. then he did so and so.bla bla bla.
Post 2: lets' say...jman. jman did so and so, then met screech in such and such a place. they did so and so.

kinda like that, except each post is a story, preferably not written in script form.

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.

Mario Master · « **Reply #4 on:** April 02, 2003, 08:45:44 PM »

Mario Master was walking through the Mushroom Kingdom when...

Sapphira · « **Reply #5 on:** April 03, 2003, 04:18:58 PM »

...suddenly Sapphira jumped out from behind a bush, screaming madly to scare her next victim. She was so very bored in the MK because none of the famous celebrities like Mario or Yoshi were there.

She had been waiting outside Peach's Castle for days and days, hoping to catch SOMEONE famous so she could get their autograph.

But, Suffice it to say, she'd had no luck so now she enjoyed scaring people from behind bushes.

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Screech · « **Reply #6 on:** April 03, 2003, 06:41:53 PM »

Screech was relaxing in his house, his hammock swung back and forth peacefully. all of a sudden, he heard wild screaming. It surprised him so much that he fell out of his hammock. He heard the screaming coontinue, so being the naturally curious, person he was, he went to check it out.

He arrived at the princess's palace, but wasn't about to go in. He knew that he wasn't alowed in. but the screaming kept coming. He walked around to the other side where he saw several toads covering their ears. as well as mario master angrily yelling to sapphira about the danger of jumping out at people. screech went over to speak to his fellow topic participators.

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.

Sapphira · « **Reply #7 on:** April 03, 2003, 06:57:43 PM »

Sapphira grinned sheepishly at the huge disturbance she just caused.

Sapphira: Oops...heheh..sorry... I didn't mean to be so loud...

Everyone had just finished uncovering their ears when suddenly...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Hirocon · « **Reply #8 on:** April 03, 2003, 07:38:02 PM »

Hirocon came running up to the castle, exhausted and out of breath. He had an urgent message for Princess Peach, but seeing that nobody was at the castle except for some TMK fans and a bunch of Toads, he knew that he was already too late. His message said...

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #9 on:** April 03, 2003, 10:12:29 PM »

...that Grand Viceroy Chupperson Weird had invited Peach to lunch. When Hirocon got to the castle, CW had already contacted the Princess by other means, and they were already at the Mushroom Cafe.
Meanwhile, Hirocon, Screech, Mario Master, and Sapphira were wondering what the heck was going on, and they all hid under a bush, when suddenly, Toad (THE Toad) shot out of a cannon, followed by a barrage of Golf and Tennis balls. Toad landed on the roof of the castle, and found Prof. Elvin Gadd camping out on the roof. He began to ask the prof a question, but then Gadd interrupted him. He said . . .

I fear the monkey in your soul.

Hirocon · « **Reply #10 on:** April 04, 2003, 02:04:41 AM »

"What's with the golf and tennis balls?"

Toad replied...

Mario Master · « **Reply #11 on:** April 04, 2003, 07:47:54 AM »

"They mistook me for one at the Golf fields, and then I had the same problem playing tennis." Just then, Mario Master pulled out a hand-held telescope just in time to see Bowser's retarded clown thing (yeah, REALLLLY good camoflage there...) flying across the sky. So Mario Master starts running blindly towards Bowser's Keep when...

Jman · « **Reply #12 on:** April 04, 2003, 09:13:35 AM »

Jman appeared out of nowhere and blasted him with his special gun that restores vision.
Then I lept up and declared myself champion of the Mushroom Kingdom. Just then, someone appeared behind me, it was. . . .

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

Sapphira · « **Reply #13 on:** April 04, 2003, 03:39:21 PM »

Sapphira! She started running in circles crying, "Bowser! Bowser, Bowser, Bowser, Bowser!"

Suddenly a tennis ball hit her on the back of her head. Rubbing it, she looked up toward where the ball had come from. But she then noticed in the sky...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Jman · « **Reply #14 on:** April 04, 2003, 07:36:26 PM »

The bird that kidnaps Link's sister in Legend of Zelda the Windwaker! He was about to grab Sapphira, when Jman made some fried chicken. The bird took the chicken and flew off. Little did anyone know that Pikachu was in the chicken basket. The bird chewed Pika and swallowed him. hehehehe!

xbox fears Mariomania, Brother!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #15 on:** April 04, 2003, 08:58:05 PM »

Meanwhile, Peach and CW were just returning from lunch. Peach went inside to do some Princessing.
CW saw the bird flying away and eating Pikcahu, and silently wondered to himself how an idiot Pokemon managed to get into the Mushroom Kingdom.

Sapphira · « **Reply #16 on:** April 04, 2003, 09:11:01 PM »

Sapphira began to laugh hysterically at the sight of the dying Pokemon.

Wondering, too, how the retard Pika was in Mushroom Kingdom, she started walking toward Peach's Castle. She'd heard that the princess was FINALLY in and hoped maybe she could meet her. And if she got lucky, the other celebs might be there too. But suddenly...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Screech · « **Reply #17 on:** April 04, 2003, 10:22:00 PM »

Hehe...silly.

Bowser's koopa copter swooped low, and tried to grab at toad and e. gadd on the roof! Using the canon, in front of the castle, the entire group shot themselves one by one onto the roof. by the time they had all made it however,bowser was flying away, with toad. they approached elvin gadd. hie had fallen out of the koopa kopter and landed on his back on the roof.
"What just happened?" asked screech.
Elvin gadd sat up and answered, "he got toad! He needs help. I've got to save the day!" *crack* his back hurt unbeilevably. Then he looked at the gang of kids on the roof, and got an idea.
"It looks like you guys get to do some rescuing!"
"all right!" cried screech.
he and the others were about to leave when screech asked, "What were you doing up here anyway?"
"Umm...stargazing?"
"Oh allright."

The world would be a much cleaner place if people would eat their own trash.

Hirocon · « **Reply #18 on:** April 04, 2003, 10:40:59 PM »

Hirocon, Screech, Jman, Sapphira, Mario Master, Chupperson Weird, and anyone else I forgot to mention started planning for their quest to rescue Toad. In the middle of their discussion, Hirocon remarked:

"Wait a second! What the heck did Bowser want with Toad, anyway? He's always been just a sort of random, annoying, pointless character. What possible use could he be to Bowser?"

"THAT WASN'T TOAD" said a chilling, deep voice from behind the shadows.

Everyone turned to see who the mystery person was, and they all gasped in horror as they recognized the face of...

Sapphira · « **Reply #19 on:** April 06, 2003, 05:04:00 PM »

Kamek's mini-me! He laughed menacingly
"IT WAS...

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Deep inside us all is a little green elf telling us to burn things.

Edited by - Sapphira on 4/6/2003 4:08:21 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #20 on:** April 07, 2003, 12:20:10 AM »

...A DOT!"
Everyone was extremely confused by this and punched "Kamek's Mini-Me."
Meanwhile...

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #21 on:** April 09, 2003, 01:27:40 PM »

Dr. Mario came because he wanted to launch himself out of the cannon. I had nothing better to do.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Sapphira · « **Reply #22 on:** April 09, 2003, 04:39:56 PM »

Sapphira turned around and noticed something in the distance.
"Look," said Sapphira, "a Chain Chomp!"

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #23 on:** April 09, 2003, 06:26:25 PM »

"Oh no," I cried, "You've got Toad Syndrome. It's contigious- now somebody is going to say and repeat over and over 'your princess is in another castle'." Then I tried to snap Sapphira out of it, and not look in the distance, and Mario helped, because he was also annoyed of Toad.

The little critters of nature: they don't know that they're ugly; that's pretty funny.

Edited by - nintendoexpert89 on 4/9/2003 5:27:55 PM

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #24 on:** April 09, 2003, 07:59:18 PM »

Waitasecond, where'd Mario come from?

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Sapphira · « **Reply #25 on:** April 09, 2003, 08:20:46 PM »

Luckily Sapphira quickly snapped out of it.
"Sorry, I guess with Toad gone I felt someone had to fill the in line for him. But seriously, there're a bunch of CHAIN CHOMPS COMING THIS WAY!!!!"

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Hirocon · « **Reply #26 on:** April 10, 2003, 03:37:09 AM »

It was a stampede! Everyone scrambled back up to the castle roof so as not to get trampled.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #27 on:** April 11, 2003, 12:00:14 AM »

A small Chain Chomp fell into the cannon, and shot through the stained-glass window.

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Sapphira · « **Reply #28 on:** April 11, 2003, 10:22:15 AM »

Sapphira cringed.
"Uuhw...Peach is gonna be mad..."
But suddenly...

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #29 on:** April 11, 2003, 07:59:53 PM »

Dr. Mario launched himself out of the cannon. He landed on Sapphira.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Sapphira · « **Reply #30 on:** April 11, 2003, 09:15:05 PM »

Sapphira and Dr. Mario crashed to the ground with a thud. Rubbing her sore head, she screamed, "What the HECK are you doing!!??? Are you insane?! You could've killed me!!" She proceeded to pulverize him.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Hirocon · « **Reply #31 on:** April 11, 2003, 10:12:01 PM »

By this time, everyone could hear that the stampede had ended, so they assumed that they were safe. They went back to the grounds outside the castle...only to see what all those chain chomps had been running from. It was...

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #32 on:** April 12, 2003, 09:38:49 AM »

the Olsen Twins! "Oh no!" I cried, "No wonder they were running! Those stupid twins make the worst movies! I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle."

I'm sorry, but your princess is in another castle.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #33 on:** April 13, 2003, 12:46:01 AM »

Then a lone Chain Chomp bit nintendoexpert89 for having such an obsession with the Olsen twins. Meanwhile, CW was looking for a decent radio staion...

You can be silent and let the world think you are a fool, or you can open your mouth and remove all doubt.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #34 on:** April 16, 2003, 09:15:45 AM »

Then I laughed to see that a chain chomp bit Bill Clinton. Then Mario's voice sounded like a pineapple milkshake.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #35 on:** April 16, 2003, 09:51:03 PM »

CW was confused.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #36 on:** April 17, 2003, 07:14:36 AM »

Aren't we all.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."

Sapphira · « **Reply #37 on:** April 17, 2003, 07:47:15 AM »

Sapphira scratched her head.
"Uhh...is it me, or has this turned into a Total Insanity story?"

Too tired to make more progress in the story, Sapphira sat down and fell asleep. *Zzzz...too early...*

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #38 on:** April 18, 2003, 11:02:51 AM »

Then my cat (Luigi) came and bit everyone.

Scratch here to reveal prize!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #39 on:** April 19, 2003, 12:31:21 AM »

Then a bunch of people flew across the sky, but there was something wrong. They lacked clothing! Everyone ran for cover and screamed.

Sapphira · « **Reply #40 on:** April 19, 2003, 12:33:44 AM »

"Look!" said Toad (who somehow returned), "A Chain Chomp!"

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #41 on:** April 19, 2003, 12:42:48 AM »

Then, the naked people turned into Chain Chomps. Very heavy Chain Chomps.

Sapphira · « **Reply #42 on:** April 19, 2003, 12:54:22 AM »

The Chain Chomps then realized the existance of gravity and their weight ratio to the wings' flapping speed, and they all fell from the sky.

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Jman · « **Reply #43 on:** April 19, 2003, 11:28:31 AM »

Suddenly, everything went dark. A while later, all the posters taking part in this story had been captured by Bowser. So Link came into the story and called upon the master sword.

Waluigi, what a waste of name for Wario's brother.

Insane Steve · « **Reply #44 on:** April 19, 2003, 02:21:22 PM »

Heh. This sounds like fun. I'll try it. Maybe.

Steve sat there in his really HUGE castle. You see, one day he found this HUGE bag of money, and decided to build a large castle that essentially dwarfed the Princess's.

One day, he sat there, bored, watching his TV, which somehow got channels from just about every dimension.

Me: Ah yes..... 24-hour a day game shows! *drool*

... Steve was apparently very bored. he decided to take a walk. When he went outside (After losing himself yet again in his large castle), he saw that everything was quite dark.

Me: Meh, obviously the work of Bowser. And I bet that that overrated Mario is gonna save the day and everyone will love him! Well, I say 'Pfffffffffft!' to that!

...

Hey look, a mushroom retainer!

Steve began shooting the mushroom retainer with a staple gun in obvious boredom.

Yep. That's about what I'd do in the Mushroom Kingdom. Build a freakishly large castle, and shoot stuff with a staple gun. Maybe wander around for a while.

Congratulations! You have just been blessed by the wisdom of Steve.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #45 on:** April 19, 2003, 11:59:11 PM »

Gwahaha. Staple gun. Heh.

CW woke up with a bruise on his head. He couldn't see anything. He wandered around and eventually, after several more bumps on the head, he found the outer side of the room, and began searching for a way out...

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #46 on:** April 28, 2003, 05:57:50 PM »

Then there was a smell coming from under the bed.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #47 on:** April 28, 2003, 05:57:54 PM »

Then there was a smell coming from under the bed.

No, my sister never says anything to me, except: "I'm going to kill you."

Sapphira · « **Reply #48 on:** May 09, 2003, 01:24:04 PM »

It was Luigi's secret stash of catnip. He had been sneeking and eating cat food when no one was home.

Sapphira came by the house and shrieked like a banshee just to wake everybody within a 20-mile radius up. With a mischievous grin, she glanced at her watch. 4:18 AM.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #49 on:** May 11, 2003, 11:42:03 PM »

Then CW yelled HEY PETE! at the top of his lungs. Fun.
HEY PETE!

Mario Master · « **Reply #50 on:** May 12, 2003, 06:16:38 AM »

Mario Master leaned out his window. "My, what a strange world we live in! Everything keeps changing!" As if by cue, Mario Master's mailbox moves to the other side of the house. "See what I mean? Well, I guess that wasn't too wierd..." Again, as if by cue, the mailbox vomits all over his front lawn. It then goes after Saphira!

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

Sapphira · « **Reply #51 on:** May 12, 2003, 07:30:20 AM »

That's 'Sapphira.'

She shrieked even louder than before, running away from the house carrying a pinapple (which she stole while on Isle Delfino). The pinapple (those things were HUGE in SMS--either that or Mario's REALLY tiny) started weighing her down, so she quickly chucked it behind her, hoping that it would hit a window. As she ran, she screamed, "This is all your fault, PETE!!!"

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If things don''t go your way, just keep complaining until your dreams come true.

Mario Master · « **Reply #52 on:** May 12, 2003, 05:14:04 PM »

But though Sapphira hoped with all her might, Geno was angry since she was always screaming. He "forgot" to grant her wish, and instead of breaking a window, the pineapple landed on a dynomite plunger and blew up Pete (whoever that is, i forget).

Everybody has the right to stupidity, but you''re abusing the privilage.

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #53 on:** May 12, 2003, 06:46:39 PM »

I secretly watched all this out my window at the second floor of my home, silently staring out into the darkness: waiting... and watching...

Another moment and it would have been... later.

Jman · « **Reply #54 on:** May 12, 2003, 06:59:03 PM »

Then I, who had not said anything since a long time ago in the story, Suddenly yelled out: "Link! Get us out of here!" But then I took a swing at the door and it fell over.
Everyone was freed. "Never mind Link! Just keep killing Bowser with the master sword until we get there! They ran toward the castle while the song we will rock you started playing.

Long live the Mario Brothers!

NintendoExpert89 · « **Reply #55 on:** May 12, 2003, 07:13:10 PM »

"Look," said Toad, "A chain chomp!"

Another moment and it would have been... later.

Jman · « **Reply #56 on:** May 19, 2003, 06:55:22 PM »

Then Freddie Mercury (lead singer of Queen) killed toad and then he started singing all of his hit songs at once. Suddenly, all the instruments were stolen and he checked into the Mushroom hotel in the MK. But Toad wasn't dead. He woke up and said, " Look, another chain chomp!" Jman said "Shut up toad or I'll be having fried Mushroom retainer for supper!" Then, something happened, but I've been spinning in a circle making myself sick. So I forgot.

Long live the Mario Brothers!

Jman · « **Reply #57 on:** May 19, 2003, 06:59:28 PM »

Oh wait. Freddie Mercury is dead. Oh well, I double posted for a reason. Bill the extra guy and Fred the spanyard were on the scene. Fred was using the deathly deathray of deathly deathness to kill off hundreds of Bowser's forces.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #58 on:** May 24, 2003, 03:03:01 PM »

I then woke up from the coma I was in after Sapphira pulverized me. I then realized that I was in a cardboard box out side of Peach's castle. I wondered around until I realized that evil chickens had taken overthe world.

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Jman · « **Reply #59 on:** May 24, 2003, 07:24:24 PM »

Then I wondered to myself, "Poor pete."
Then Sapphira came along. She was beating the crud out of a koopa troopa.

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #60 on:** May 26, 2003, 11:38:57 PM »

But then Sapphira tripped and fell in the dirt. The Koopa ran to tell Bowser that he'd better be careful of this strange creature called a "Sapphira."
Meanwhile, CW was still screaming HEY PETE!
Eventually, a guy named PETE woke up (it was only 5:30 AM) and yelled HEY WHAT?

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #61 on:** May 27, 2003, 11:01:26 AM »

Pete's neighbor yelled at Pete, "Shut up! Do you have any idea how early it is?"

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The good- Gamecube. The bad- PS2. The ugly- X Box

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #62 on:** May 28, 2003, 08:50:22 PM »

Pete yelled NOPE, I CERTAINLY DON'T!

Jman · « **Reply #63 on:** May 31, 2003, 09:32:25 AM »

"PETE isn't dead?" I wondered. "I SAW HIM DIE!!!!"

Sapphira was getting up and dusting herself off. I was talking to CW. "So, we killed all those idiots. Now what?"

"You can''t kill a real American hero, you rube!
--Zok the Alien, my original character.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #64 on:** June 02, 2003, 01:37:03 PM »

Dr. Mario cautiously approached Jman and CW. He incidentally had just overheard that they killed two idiots. He quickly raced off, but his footsteps were heard. Then Jman shot him in the leg. Dr. Mario immeadiately stopped running and fell to the cold, wet ground. He woke up hours later in an alley. He then wondered, "Hey, why do I keep blacking out?"

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #65 on:** June 02, 2003, 09:27:17 PM »

CW woke up beside him. "I don't know! Hey, where's Jman?" he asked suspiciously.

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #66 on:** June 05, 2003, 08:23:38 PM »

I responded, "I don't know! I think he died."

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

jon · « **Reply #67 on:** June 05, 2003, 10:25:54 PM »

And the day is saved thanks to jon!

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #68 on:** June 06, 2003, 12:50:40 PM »

Then evil gorillas came and ate jon! So the day was unsaved.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #69 on:** June 06, 2003, 06:16:35 PM »

And the world was eternally happy and thanked the evil gorillas!

jon · « **Reply #70 on:** June 06, 2003, 06:18:22 PM »

And then jon came out of the gorillas and trained them to eat Dr. Mario and Chupperson Weird. They did and I saved the day again.

Chupperson Weird · « **Reply #71 on:** June 06, 2003, 06:20:07 PM »

But that wasn't possible, and it never happened anyway.

jon · « **Reply #72 on:** June 06, 2003, 06:25:32 PM »

I know. I just wanted to feel like a Powerpuff Girl because I had passed it by one day on t.v.-"And the Day Was Saved Thanks To the Powerpuff Girls"......I hate that show.

Jman · « **Reply #73 on:** June 07, 2003, 04:17:17 PM »

Then I came back from White Castle. "Man, those burgers are tasty!" I said to CW.
"I wonder what happened to all the other guys in this story? Where did they all go?"
Then Bowser appeared. "I ate them! Bwahahahahahahaha!!!" Then I made fun of Vince Mcmahon. "I'll have a Mcmahon with fries please." (Mcdonalds Vince Mcmahon joke.)

Dr. Mario · « **Reply #74 on:** June 09, 2003, 12:44:44 PM »

Then some big fat moron sued McDonald's for selling him fatty food.

What is wrong with this guy?
...Besides everything!

jon · « **Reply #75 on:** June 09, 2003, 05:33:14 PM »

And now poor jon has to eat a stupid veggie burger.
(I'm a kid and I hate tofu)

Jman · « **Reply #76 on:** June 10, 2003, 02:22:29 PM »

Then I started babbling on about Vince McMahon and Mcdonalds. And about how Lakitu looks like an owl on SMB3.

Mario Master · « **Reply #77 on:** June 19, 2003, 10:18:00 AM »

But before jon could take a bite of his veggie burger, it exploded. And when the smoke cleared... Mario Master the Great Magician was there! He then pulled a hat out of a rabbit.

If I had a dime for every time someone called me forgetful, I''d... um... What were we talking about again?

Jman · « **Reply #78 on:** June 19, 2003, 11:25:46 AM »

Then I went and chokeslammed Vince McMahon through 1800 tables. The sucker was sure dead! Take that Corprate scum!
Jman stopped babbling and confessed he had been playing Wrestling games on his N64 too much lately.

I''m a Mario rube!