Ye gods, that's disgusting!
What is WITH people coming up with elaborate ways to avoid playing the game?
Grinding through hundreds of vs. matches in an hour to unlock characters... precision targeting of specific conditions... why, even even reading and planning these kinds of things from guides and sites and the like.
Whatever happened to just playing a game for the sake of enjoying it and letting these things unlock themselves? Many of these kinds of conditions and unlockables aren't supposed to be met within a day of purchasing the game, nor a week, nor even a year! What on EARTH is the justification for wanting to bore through the game's reward system as quickly and precisely as possible?
Ugh... I can't stand this kind of thing.