You guys may have seen this at
www.newground.com but I figured we could make it a little more mario-ish.
Old Godzilla was hopping aroundTokyo City like a big playgroundwhen suddenly Batman burst from the shadeand hit Godzilla with a BatgrenadeGodzilla got ****ed and began to attackbut didn't expect to be blocked by Shaqwho proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fuwhen Aaron Carter came out of the blueand he started beating up Shaquille O'Nealthen they both got flattened by the Batmobilebut before it could make it back to the BatcaveAbraham Lincoln popped out of his graveand took an AK47 out from under his hatand blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tatbut he ran out of bullets and he ran awaybecause Optimus Prime came to save the daythis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destinygood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeand only one will survive, I wonder who it will bethis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate DestinyGodzilla took a bite out of Optimus Primelike Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crimeand then Shaq came back covered in a tire trackbut Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his backand Batman was injured, and trying to get steadywhen Abraham Lincoln came back with a machetebut suddenly something caught his leg and he trippedIndiana Jones took him out with his whipthen he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behindand he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find'cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missedand Jackie Chan deflected it with his fistthen he jumped in the air and did a summersaultwhile Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vaultonto Optimus Prime, but they collided in the airthen they both got hit by a Care Bear Stare, ooohthis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destinygood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeand only one will survive, I wonder who it will bethis is the Ultimate Showdown...angels sang out in immaculate chorusdown from the heavens descended Chuck Norriswho deliver a kick which could shatter bonesinto the crotch of Indiana Joneswho fell over on the ground, writhing in painas Batman changed back into Bruce Waynebut Chuck saw through his clever disguiseand he crushed Batman's head in between his thighsthen Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White and"Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight andBenito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie andCowboy Curtis and Jambi the GenieRobocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth VaderLo Pan, Superman, every single Power RangerBill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hoganall came out of no where lightning fastand they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy assit was the bloodiest battle the world ever sawwith civilians looking on total aweand the fight raged on for a centurymany lives were claimed, but eventuallythe champion stood, the rest saw their better:Mr. Rogers in a bloodstained sweaterthis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destinygood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeand only one will survive, I wonder who it will bethis is the Ultimate Showdown...this is the Ultimate Showdown...this is the Ultimate Showdown...of Ultimate Destiny
-Andy
^this was the original
Old Godzilla was hopping aroundTokyo City like a big playgroundwhen suddenly Batman burst from the shadeand hit Godzilla with a BatgrenadeGodzilla got ****ed and began to attackbut didn't expect to be blocked by Shaqwho proceeded to open up a can of Shaq Fuwhen Aaron Carter came out of the blueand he started beating up Shaquille O'Nealthen they both got flattened by the Batmobilebut before it could make it back to the BatcaveAbraham Lincoln popped out of his graveand took an AK47 out from under his hatand blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tatbut he ran out of bullets and he ran awaybecause Optimus Prime came to save the daythis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destinygood guys, bad guys, and explosions as far as the eye can seeand only one will survive, I wonder who it will bethis is the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny..... and we continue it but make it more mario-ish
