Mario Chat / Paper Mario (not what you think)
« on: September 20, 2005, 03:38:54 PM »
I bte yuo cna rdae tihs by lkooign at it.
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I bte yuo cna rdae tihs by lkooign at it.
I bte yuo cna rdae tihs by lkooign at it.
Edited by - Lizard Dude on 9/10/2005 11:58:55 AM
One day I resolved to write a limerick, a humorous verse form of 5 anapestic lines with a rhyme scheme AABBA, for each major Mario game. This came to a crashing halt when my mom gave me a bathroom reader to read between calls, which then took all my time. I still imagined that I'd complete my goal someday, but it ain't going to happen, folks. So here, published for the first time ever, is the incomplete project.
Perhaps you can finish it?
Who is this cloud guy named Mallow?
His body is made of pure tallow!
I'd better help him,
Though he makes quite a din,
Else Smithy will leave our world fallow.
There once was a plumber named Mario,
Who teamed up with a young lad: Goombario.
They set out for fun,
But sadly found none.
At least they didn't run into Wario.
There once was a thousand-year door
With treasure behind it or more.
If you try to knock,
It won't open the lock.
You need seven stars to score.
I bte yuo cna rdae tihs by lkooign at it.
(By Jeanette Larson)
The three little kittens,
The ones who lost their mittens,
Also lost their caps.
The three little kittens who lost their caps,
Soon began to cry.
Oh, mother dear, see here, see here
Our pretty caps we've lost.
You naughty kittens, you lost your mittens
and now you've lost your caps!
Mee-ow, mee-ow, mee-ow!
You shall have no pie.
The three little kittens
They found their caps
and they began to cry.
Oh, mother dear, see here, see here
We've found our caps again.
Red, yellow, and blue as sky.
We shall have some pie!
Edited by - WaToaD on 4/5/2005 4:28:15 PM
Nintendo DS Makes Trek to Top of Everest
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€
“I’m a stupid fatty and I love to play with my Easy Bake oven.â€